# Come trippin' with me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 24, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322 "2001-10-24T15:37:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/21 "2001-10-24T20:18:43Z")
Take 2 parts dancing blue triangles on popsicle sticks, mix with 1 part atom in another universe, add generous amounts of orange juice, turn on reggae music, and finally, befriend an inanimate object. Warning: Do not look in mirrors or at your own hands as it may fuck up the effect and transport you to the dimension of strangeness as oppesed to oneness. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~dAlOvIn’ dJ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/22 "2001-10-24T20:39:50Z")
The wand touches not my hiney before unselfishness eats the wheatgrass. Beta storks collect the vertebrae grown numb from karaoke butter. Life deigns to dial up an intruder though the red wart wants a platypus. And snow shats in obsequous humor while the novel digs for blue mints. Is it 4:00 yet? ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/23 "2001-10-25T01:24:28Z")
Beware soda. I have seen a super size soft drink kick everybody’s ass. Twice. Thank god there were french fries for backup. I’m onto YOU, Ronald McDonald, I’m onto you. Oh, and all sound, if you listen to it together (minus cocktail effect), is rhythmatic. But if you leave out one garbage truck, biird chirping or bell ringing you may miss the effect. Open your ears to hear the music of life’s motions. Think Beatles meet Dion meets Beethoven . . . ---
**Author:** ![The\_Red\_Menace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@The\_Red\_Menace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Red_Menace)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/24 "2001-10-25T03:50:26Z")
I actually said this once: “It’s almost as if Burger King should have Large, Extra Large, and embarressing size.” Don’t ask me why, but the cup looked really freaking huge to me! With keys to the narrow minded knaves that gaurd the castle How else am I to scoff at them? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/25 "2001-10-25T14:01:57Z")
The wind is dancing. See it? Hear it? I am the wind, but stronger, thicker. I feel the smoothness of its hands the frogs will join us. ---
**Author:** ![Grimace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@Grimace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimace)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/26 "2001-10-25T15:57:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dalovindj \* > \*\*I’m onto YOU, Ronald McDonald, I’m onto you. > > \*\* It isn’t Ronald you have to worry about. ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/27 "2001-10-25T18:57:56Z")
Not to have a . . . a sausage . . . If God is everywhere, is he in the toilet? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/28 "2001-10-25T19:17:39Z")
Trippin’ With Jim Morrison: Indians scattered on dawn’s highway bleeding. Ghosts crowd the young child’s fragile eggshell mind. A vast radiant beach in a cool jeweled moon Couples naked race down by it’s quiet side And we laugh like soft, mad children Smug in the wooly cotton brains of infancy The program for this evening is not new You’ve seen this entertainment through and through You’ve seen your birth your life and death you might recall all of the rest Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on? Her cunt gripped him like a warm, friendly hand. It’s alright, all your friends are here When can I meet them? After you’ve eaten I’m not hungry Uh, we meant beaten ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/29 "2001-10-25T19:40:12Z")
This shirt is really comfortable; why, it feels just like my favorite pajama top. I think I’ll go to the cafeteria and get some coffee. Today is going to be a good day, I can just feel it. UH-OH, DID I WEAR MY PAJAMAS TO WORK? GOOD LORD, HAS ANYONE NOTICED? WHAT AM I GOING TO oh it’s okay, it’s just my really comfortable shirt. No worries. Hum-de-dum-de-dum. I just need to catch up on a few e-mails, update that spreadsheet, and then I can OH GOD I WORE MY PAJAMAS TO WORK! OH NO OH NO OH NO! HOW CAN I SLIP OUT OF HERE WITHOUT oh yeah, it’s just this really comfortable shirt. Hmmm, looks nice, too. I should get more shirts from this company, whatever it is. Any meetings today? Good, just one. I’ll plan on eating lunch early today, that will give me time to CHRIST! I CAN’T BELIEVE I WORE MY PAJAMAS TO WORK TODAY! WHAT ON EARTH AM I GOING TO… ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/30 "2001-10-25T23:50:48Z")
“Dude, see that airplane up there? There are PEOPLE in it!” “Woah! Nonononono. Woah!” Sua ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/31 "2001-10-26T01:50:34Z")
Have yoy seen the stars? Don’t they look like paper? Paper PAPER! PAPER! PAPER! PAPER! I am the money You are my lobster I want you to cook yourself Money with paper lobsters on it Why are there lobsters in the sky? arf! arf! arf! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/32 "2001-10-26T02:03:57Z")
“Dude. Were you just _talking_ to me?” ::climbing out of a hole in the ground:: “Yeah, man. I was. You _heard_ me?” “Fuck, yeah! But you didn’t _say_ anything! Well, not with words…” ::climbs back into hole in the ground:: “Stop that!” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/33 "2001-10-26T02:10:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scredle \* > Firefly hits the windshield; dies with his ass on. > Gone, but not forgotten. Shine one, dead lightning bug! I’m not dead, I’m getting better! _Please believe me the river told me very softly…_ ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/34 "2001-10-26T02:53:23Z")
I went down down to the waters edge I didnt do it but I saw who did Dont go down to the waters edge They did it once they can do it again I swear I swear I didnt do a thing I shoulda done something ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/35 "2001-10-26T03:02:09Z")
Whatifthenext_click_ofthamouse was the last click unto oblivion? That don’t happen Does it? Tick-tock… ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/36 "2001-10-26T03:05:20Z")
> [@](#): > > _ **Zebra** sez:_ > Do you know? Do you know what the bugs say man? Don’t say ‘bugs,’ when you say ‘bugs’, I see all kinds of bugs, _coming out of your mouth!_ [sup]“How many times do I have to tell you? Two hundred hits of acid is _T[sub]o[/sub]o [sub]M[/sub]u[sub]c[/sub]h [sub]A[/sub]c[sub]i[/sub]d[sub].[/sub]_”[/sup]🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/37 "2001-10-26T03:09:55Z")
Look for awhile at the China Cat Sunflower proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun Copper-dome Bodhi drip a silver kimono like a crazy-quilt stargown through a dream night wind Krazy Kat peeking through a lace bandana like a one-eyed Cheshire like a diamond-eye Jack A leaf of all colors plays a golden string fiddle to a double-e waterfall over my back Comic book colors on a violin river crying Leonardo words from out a silk trombone I rang a silent bell beneath a shower of pearls in the eagle wing palace of the Queen Chinee - Mr. Robert Hunter ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/38 "2001-10-26T03:40:04Z")
This is the \ I must slinkstreak oh fashionable lovely naughty no one knows we all do of course it’s how we play the game eye google searching you too but you must said it first \ funny did you like to discuss it or eek vivisection? clinical sterile histericle on the consaminating table denied the slinkiness of unspoken skinspeeches but you would be such fun to speak of the never discussed \ giggle and then oh i love that about you your fun of slinking is too also most naughty ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/39 "2001-10-26T08:55:16Z")
We’re set now… [_look what I brought._](http://www.mudd.dhs.org/boards.straightdope.comIsdmbIshowthread.phpthreadid94958.html) Mwahahahah. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-trippin-with-me/89322/40 "2001-10-27T02:24:30Z")
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