# Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2008, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262 "2008-05-06T05:03:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/1 "2008-05-06T05:03:35Z")
[:dubious:](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajbUTTmIqWo) ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/2 "2008-05-06T05:09:33Z")
Mark 1:17 Do I win something? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/3 "2008-05-06T05:46:51Z")
[QUOTE=Weirddave] Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men. [/QUOTE] That line always gave me the image of Jesus and the Apostles at the Last Supper, but there’s guys hanging by hooks in their mouths from the ceiling. Jesus is gnawing on a roast thigh while the Apostles look at him with VERY dubious expressions. And I don’t click on unknown youtube links since that irritating rickrolling fad started. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/4 "2008-05-06T13:13:21Z")
[QUOTE=Cunctator] Mark 1:17 Do I win something? [/QUOTE] (the smiley in the OP is a link) ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/5 "2008-05-06T16:01:12Z")
Well, all I can say is that if I ever “rickroll” someone, I’m using that video. Thanks for the laugh, Weirddave! ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/6 "2008-05-06T16:26:28Z")
That wasn’t funny. That was just pathetic. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Pullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Pullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pullet)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/7 "2008-05-06T16:28:47Z")
I can’t un-listen!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/8 "2008-05-06T16:58:38Z")
Ya know, if I didn’t know better, I’d swear there was a developmentally disabled woman in the room yelling about an “Ass Jesus”. On Edit: Holy crap…scooped by a YouTube comment… ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/9 "2008-05-06T17:28:08Z")
[QUOTE=Weirddave] [:dubious:](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajbUTTmIqWo) [/QUOTE] Well I can’t access your link but I can’t imagine what would make you want to disrespect Jesus. Even after reading **DT** ’s post I’ll stand by my statement. Fire at will, sir. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/10 "2008-05-06T17:35:18Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] Well I can’t access your link but I can’t imagine what would make you want to disrespect Jesus. [/QUOTE] It’s not Jesus that he was disrespecting. It’s a video of a very strange woman. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/11 "2008-05-06T18:02:21Z")
I like that, in the video itself, the title screen is: “Ask Jesus to Come on Your Heart.” Now THAT’s a money shot i’d like to see. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/12 "2008-05-06T18:05:42Z")
[QUOTE=mhendo] “Ask Jesus to Come on Your Heart.” [/QUOTE] “Ask Jesus to Come Sit on Your Heart,” the title of the page, is no less confusing. I guess I should watch the thing later, but these comments are making me nervous. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/13 "2008-05-06T19:01:48Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] It’s not Jesus that he was disrespecting. It’s a video of a very strange woman. [/QUOTE] Thanks for the info. That **Dave** ’s not a bad guy, even if he is a little on the weird side. ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/14 "2008-05-06T19:29:38Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Ya know, if I didn’t know better, I’d swear there was a developmentally disabled woman in the room yelling about an “Ass Jesus”. On Edit: Holy crap…scooped by a YouTube comment… [/QUOTE] Ass Jesus (possibly NSFW): [http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php](http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php) ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/15 "2008-05-06T19:39:56Z")
[I’m Jesus and I’m here to tell ye…](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU-jikvQ0zI) ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/16 "2008-05-06T23:30:16Z")
The lady in the OP also wants to thank anomolous for exposing truth about science O’lodgey. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/upDU-P45ts8/hqdefault.jpg "Thank You Anonymous") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upDU-P45ts8) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/17 "2008-05-07T00:27:31Z")
That was painful…very painful. I’d ask Jesus to sit on her throat to get her to shut up. Is this woman serious, or just parody? Nowadays, it’s hard to tell. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/18 "2008-05-07T00:39:10Z")
[Linkeypoo](http://shipdisturbers.com/bestofcraigslist.jpg) (SFW) I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right. I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right. I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right. I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right. I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right. I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right. I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right. I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right. I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right. Hmm, it’s not working, I still think this guy’s a Jobbernowl. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/19 "2008-05-07T00:50:30Z")
FAIL. That was supposed to be a new thread. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262/20 "2008-05-07T01:41:36Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] “Ask Jesus to Come Sit on Your Heart,” the title of the page, is no less confusing. [/QUOTE] Sit on my heart and tell me that you’ll save me! 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-ye-after-me-and-i-will-make-you-to-become-fishers-of-men/448262.md?page=2)