# Comeback lines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comeback-lines/83628>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comeback-lines/83628 "2001-09-25T03:49:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comeback-lines/83628/41 "2001-10-01T03:01:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eternal \*  
> \*\*I don’t like to waste my wit on comeback lines. I borrow comedy from UCB.
> 
> “Oh yeah, will you’ve handled my ass pennies!”
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> Ass Pennies = Instant Confidence\*\*

“You give them to your daughter for ice cream money!”

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