# Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Up Comics

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**Created:** [April 24, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comedy-centrals-100-greatest-stand-up-comics/241821 "2004-04-24T18:05:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comedy-centrals-100-greatest-stand-up-comics/241821/1 "2004-04-24T18:05:58Z")

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This is their list, which I have several disagreements with:

1. Gallagher
2. Janeane Garofalo
3. Louis CK
4. Sandra Bernhard
5. Joey Bishop
6. Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay
7. David Alan Grier
8. George Wallace
9. Louie Anderson
10. Jim Breuer
11. Dana Carvey
12. Kevin James
13. Paula Poundstone
14. Brett Butler
15. Jay Mohr
16. David Cross
17. Drew Carey
18. Norm MacDonald
19. Howie Mandel
20. Dick Gregory
21. Bobby Slayton
22. Dom Irrera
23. Sinbad
24. Paul Reiser
25. Robert Schimmel
26. Eddie Izzard
27. Paul Rodriguez
28. Billy Connolly
29. Bernie Mac
30. Red Buttons
31. Wanda Sykes
32. Pat Cooper
33. Dave Attell
34. Kevin Pollak
35. Shelley Berman
36. Cedrick the Enter.
37. Richard Belzer
38. Jackie Mason
39. Eddie Griffin
40. Bobcat Goldthwait
41. Jeff Foxworthy
42. Gilbert Gottfried
43. Larry Miller
44. Richard Jeni
45. Colin Quinn
46. Alan King
47. DL Hughley
48. David Brenner
49. Damon Wayans
50. Lewis Black
51. Denis Leary
52. Freddie Prinze
53. Tim Allen
54. Henny Youngman
55. Adam Sandler
56. Richard Lewis
57. Joan Rivers
58. Dave Chappelle
59. Flip Wilson
60. Jon Stewart
61. Mort Sahl
62. Billy Crystal
63. Bill Maher
64. Martin Lawrence
65. Jim Carrey
66. Phyllis Diller
67. Buddy Hackett
68. Andy Kaufman
69. Albert Brooks
70. George Burns
71. Garry Shandling
72. Milton Berle
73. Jack Benny
74. Jay Leno
75. Ray Romano
76. Bob Hope
77. Redd Foxx
78. Steven Wright
79. Robert Klein
80. Dennis Miller
81. Sam Kinison
82. Bill Hicks
83. Jonathan Winters
84. Don Rickles
85. Ellen DeGeneres
86. David Letterman
87. Bob Newhart
88. Robin Williams
89. Jerry Seinfeld
90. Johnny Carson
91. Eddie Murphy
92. Roseanne Barr
93. Bill Cosby
94. Rodney Dangerfield
95. Steve Martin
96. Chris Rock
97. Woody Allen
98. Lenny Bruce
99. George Carlin
100. Richard Pryor

Of course, every cable channel and magazine make their own seemingly-arbitrary lists nowadays, and there’s bound to be controversy. But what are YOUR thoughts? Who did they do justice to? Who was ranked too high or too low? Who deserved to be on the list who was left off?

These are the stand-up comics I like who got ranked:

1. Janeane Garofalo (one of my dream women)
2. Louis CK
3. Jay Mohr (although I like him better as an actor)
4. David Cross
5. Norm MacDonald
6. Eddie Izzard
7. Dave Attell
8. Kevin Pollak
9. Cedrick the Entertainer
10. Richard Belzer
11. Henny Youngman
12. Dave Chappelle
13. Jon Stewart
14. Steven Wright (my all-time favorite stand-up comic)
15. Bill Hicks
16. Robin Williams
17. Eddie Murphy
18. Steve Martin
19. Chris Rock
20. Woody Allen
21. George Carlin

I was also annoyed to see Mitch Hedberg, Harland Williams, Wendy Liebman, and Margaret Cho left off the list. I think a lot of the people on there were just “household names” who are better-known for their later TV and movie careers (Sandler, Carrey, Romano), or necessary name-dropping for people who aren’t funny at all (I’ll NEVER understand the Sam Kinison appeal).

I have seen George Carlin, Richard Jeni, Harland Williams, Howie Mandel, and Bill Cosby in concert, and I thought the latter two were TERRIBLE. But I’ve never been a Cosby fan.

If the rules could be slightly amended to include monologuists and hosts of talk and variety shows, I definitely would have wanted to see Conan O’Brien and Henry Rollins included.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comedy-centrals-100-greatest-stand-up-comics/241821/2 "2004-04-24T18:19:27Z")

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I want to know whose crack Colin Quinn is slobbering on. NO WAY does he deserve on this list. I’d rather pound my nuts flat with a wooden hammer than listen to the man.

And I’ve never thought that Dom Irerra was funny, either. Give me John Mendoza any day.

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**Author:** ![Club\_33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Club\_33](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Club_33)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comedy-centrals-100-greatest-stand-up-comics/241821/3 "2004-04-24T18:45:51Z")

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Please explain to me why Robin Williams is #13 and Roseanne Barr is #9. Is there really any comparison?

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**Author:** ![Sandlegs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@Sandlegs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sandlegs)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comedy-centrals-100-greatest-stand-up-comics/241821/4 "2004-04-24T19:34:40Z")

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I was really glad that Bill Hicks got in the top twenty, it surprised me actually. Most of the time when they have these top 100 of something shows everybody is going to disagree.

But really…Colin Quinn? come on, give me a break. I heartily agree he should not be on the list. He is the most unfunny person that is supposed to be funny.

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comedy-centrals-100-greatest-stand-up-comics/241821/5 "2004-04-24T19:41:12Z")

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> **[100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=251454)**
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> Did anyone catch this on Comedy Central this week? It ran all week, and today (Saturday) they’re repeating in as a ‘marathon’. They haven’t updated since the finale last night, but here’s the list from 100 up to 21: ...

Just FYI. Can we combine the two threads?

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comedy-centrals-100-greatest-stand-up-comics/241821/6 "2004-04-24T20:50:56Z")

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Terribly sorry! I didn’t mean to start another thread, and I swear I never saw that first one. But if a kindly mod could combine our comments (rather than delete my thread altogether), that would be swell.
