# Comet Pizza incident.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 5, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955 "2016-12-05T19:39:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/21 "2016-12-06T11:43:32Z")

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When believers in fortune tellers find out that a particular fortune teller is fake they just conclude \*that particular \*fortune teller is fake. Never that perhaps all fortune tellers are fake.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/22 "2016-12-06T12:15:55Z")

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It’s just insane. His actions were insane, but simply believing that conspiracy theory is insane. He had better be proven to be insane, or I will be stunned on top of stunned at what people will believe. Did I mention insane?

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/23 "2016-12-06T12:51:10Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Dude, I get that you like to troll the lefties on the board and that’s often funny, but these are people I know and they are living through a nightmare, so I would appreciate it if you didn’t do that. Thanks in advance!

Do not accuse anyone of trolling outside of the Pit. If you don’t like what he said take it there.

No warning issued.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/24 "2016-12-06T17:33:09Z")

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You have to wonder how this would have gone down if he was black and walked into a Pizza place with an automatic weapon “to investigate a crime”. Or brown, especially with a Muslim name.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/25 "2016-12-06T17:38:38Z")

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They made you get off the bus. Did they give you your money back? If not, I’d be kinda PO’d about it.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/26 "2016-12-06T18:38:39Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> It’s just insane. His actions were insane, but simply believing that conspiracy theory is insane. He had better be proven to be insane, or I will be stunned on top of stunned at what people will believe. Did I mention insane?

Do you count naivety to the point of idiocy to be insanity? How gullible and credulous does a person have to be to qualify for insanity?

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/27 "2016-12-06T18:42:06Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> I knew Hillarys illegal child sex ring was going to put people in danger.

> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Not even funny. People could have been killed over a ridiculous rumor that even a moron shouldn’t believe. And yet the next Security Adviser and his son are proven morons.

Oh, the DICKHEADS on the website aren’t letting go, Oh No!!! They’re Doubling Down and releasing More Lies about Comet Pizza!!!

I just saw this: (HS acquaintances read/post/believe this shit… safer to know what the crazies are up to than to block)

[https://www.facebook.com/stfnews/videos/1231256850284756/](https://www.facebook.com/stfnews/videos/1231256850284756/)

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGVSA2Jjelo)

No one has the right to shout fire in a crowded theater or to incite mobs to violence… but they seem to be doing it…

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/28 "2016-12-06T19:30:54Z")

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> [@E-DUB](#):
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> They made you get off the bus. Did they give you your money back? If not, I’d be kinda PO’d about it.

Not sure if you are serious, but the person who owes me my $1.75 is the asshat gunman, not the driver or the police, who were just looking out for my safety.

It was weird to see people arguing with the cops, as though they’d closed off the roads on a whim.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/29 "2016-12-06T19:36:22Z")

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Metrobus has absolutely no mechanism for refunds whatsoever AFAIK.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/30 "2016-12-06T22:29:45Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Do you count naivety to the point of idiocy to be insanity? How gullible and credulous does a person have to be to qualify for insanity?

I don’t think that there is a level of naive or gullible that would explain this. Even a person who believes that every day the sun dies as it falls into the west, and is replaced by a new one every morning in the east, would say: “Child sex ring? Hillary Clinton? Out of a pizza shop? Go ahead and pull the other one.”  
Maybe it’s the “I better grab my gun and see what’s what” that pushes it over the top.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/31 "2016-12-07T15:44:08Z")

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It looks like this guys crazy was looking for a way to express itself and latched onto the pizza ring thing. Kind of disturbing that the guy thought, “I’LL save them!” and went off to do it. Does he think he’s a hero? And I wonder what kind of mental gymnastics his delusion is performing to fit his lack of an incriminating discovery into his theory. Because the delusional person _never_ accepts contradictory facts and decides that they are mistaken.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/32 "2016-12-07T15:49:27Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> It looks like this guys crazy was looking for a way to express itself and latched onto the pizza ring thing. Kind of disturbing that the guy thought, “I’LL save them!” and went off to do it. Does he think he’s a hero? \*\* And I wonder what kind of mental gymnastics his delusion is performing to fit his lack of an incriminating discovery into his theory.\*\* Because the delusional person _never_ accepts contradictory facts and decides that they are mistaken.

“Damn, must have been a decoy door I kicked in.”

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/33 "2016-12-07T15:51:34Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> It looks like this guys crazy was looking for a way to express itself and latched onto the pizza ring thing. Kind of disturbing that the guy thought, “I’LL save them!” and went off to do it. Does he think he’s a hero? And I wonder what kind of mental gymnastics his delusion is performing to fit his lack of an incriminating discovery into his theory. Because the delusional person _never_ accepts contradictory facts and decides that they are mistaken.

Its Moths & the Electric Bug Zapper.  
Moths fault for being so broken it flies to the light?

Bug Zappers fault for luring them in with the stated intention of causing harm?

Our fault, for not coming down on the Bug Zappers by turning off the power to their bait-light & to their ‘murderous’ current?

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**Author:** ![TheSeaOtter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@TheSeaOtter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheSeaOtter)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/34 "2016-12-07T15:55:05Z")

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> [@Quimby](#):
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> You have to wonder how this would have gone down if he was black and walked into a Pizza place with an automatic weapon “to investigate a crime”. Or brown, especially with a Muslim name.

I don’t, really. I’m quite confident that if he were black he’d be dead, and if he were brown he’d be a terrorist (and possibly also dead).

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/35 "2016-12-07T19:19:54Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> I don’t think that there is a level of naive or gullible that would explain this. Even a person who believes that every day the sun dies as it falls into the west, and is replaced by a new one every morning in the east, would say: “Child sex ring? Hillary Clinton? Out of a pizza shop? Go ahead and pull the other one.”  
> Maybe it’s the “I better grab my gun and see what’s what” that pushes it over the top.

There are people who believe there weren’t any planes on 9/11. People will believe anything and the internet and social media make it very easy for people to share their delusions. I don’t know what causes it. I don’t think it’s stupidity, at least not as that word is usually used. I think it’s some specific delusional thought process, but I don’t know a lot about it.

When the target of conspiracy paranoia is a large organization like NASA or the CIA, it’s one thing, and we can shake our heads and laugh. It’s another when they target a group of innocent private citizens, like with Comet Pizza or, even worse, those poor parents in Sandy Hook who have had to deal with years of harassment on top of the infinite pain of losing their child in such a violent manner.

Oh and people like Alex Jones, who encourage these delusions, need to be flayed alive.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/36 "2016-12-07T20:05:22Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> There are people who believe there weren’t any planes on 9/11. People will believe anything and the internet and social media make it very easy for people to share their delusions. I don’t know what causes it. I don’t think it’s stupidity, at least not as that word is usually used. I think it’s some specific delusional thought process, but I don’t know a lot about it.
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> When the target of conspiracy paranoia is a large organization like NASA or the CIA, it’s one thing, and we can shake our heads and laugh. It’s another when they target a group of innocent private citizens, like with Comet Pizza or, even worse, those poor parents in Sandy Hook who have had to deal with years of harassment on top of the infinite pain of losing their child in such a violent manner.
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> Oh and people like Alex Jones, who encourage these delusions, need to be flayed alive.

[And they are eating their own.](http://www.inquisitr.com/3772621/edgar-maddison-welch-pizzagate-theory-was-the-comet-ping-pong-shooter-a-crisis-actor-new-conspiracy-theory-takes-hold-debunked/)

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> The PizzaGate conspiracy theory took another strange twist with claims that Edgar Maddison Welch was a paid crisis actor sent to shoot up the Comet Ping Pong pizzeria as a false flag attack to discredit the investigations into an underground sex ring.
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> **Though the PizzaGate conspiracy theory has been debunked** as thorough as possible with an outlandish claim — there is no evidence to support any bit of the idea, no victims, and no claims of wrongdoing from parents or children — the theory has still managed to gain steam online through hubs like Reddit and 4chan

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/37 "2016-12-07T20:20:27Z")

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I used to think this kind of shit was funny. Now I find it sad that anyone can drink the koolaid and break out the weaponry.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/38 "2016-12-08T00:48:20Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> I used to think this kind of shit was funny. Now I find it sad that anyone can drink the koolaid and break out the weaponry.

Let me know when you think this is “scary” rather than “sad.” Then you’ll be getting closer to what is really happening.

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**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/39 "2016-12-08T03:28:55Z")

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The (para)noid hates pizza

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comet-pizza-incident/773955/40 "2016-12-08T04:36:56Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> I knew Hillarys illegal child sex ring was going to put people in danger.

Too bad she didn’t get that permit to make it a legal child sex ring operating out of a pizza parlor. Damn government.

I recall reading the comment section in an article about a month ago, and someone mentioned Hillary having a sex ring out of a pizza parlor. I thought it was so outlandish I figured someone was trolling. Nope, people believe this stuff.

Of course whenever a white person (especially a right wing white person) commits an act of domestic terrorism, the far right white nationalists say it was a false flag. That way they get to avoid responsibility for creating it.

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