# ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies, a moment of your time... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192 "2007-10-01T20:03:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/1 "2007-10-01T20:03:26Z")
[sings] Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear 'Cookies, Happy birthday to you! [/sings] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/2 "2007-10-01T20:29:05Z")
We made you a cake… …but we eated it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/3 "2007-10-01T20:32:11Z")
[QUOTE=dotchan] We made you a cake… …but we eated it. 😃 [/QUOTE] Well, just for that… When come back, bring pie. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/4 "2007-10-01T21:56:08Z")
Happy birthday! Shouldn’t this be in the pit? D&R ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/5 "2007-10-01T22:36:26Z")
So… how many people HAVE been lured to the dark side by your nefarious and manipulative offer of cookies? Stay on the light side! We have punch ‘n’ pie! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/6 "2007-10-01T22:47:41Z")
Aw shucks! :o I’ve had my head burried in mafia games and raccoon distribution maps that I almost didn’t see my very own thread. It’s even my favorite color. [Indigo Girls] Thanks y’all! [/Indigo Girls] ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/7 "2007-10-01T22:49:25Z")
[QUOTE=dotchan] We made you a cake… …but we eated it. 😃 [/QUOTE] I brought the cookies though. Happy Birthday. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/8 "2007-10-02T01:38:13Z")
[QUOTE=MaxTheVool] So… how many people HAVE been lured to the dark side by your nefarious and manipulative offer of cookies? [/QUOTE] Only one, and it was so much work I just decided to marry her so I didn’t have to endure another round. 😃 _ducks frying pan_ ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2007, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/9 "2007-10-02T04:51:24Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Only one, and it was so much work I just decided to marry her so I didn’t have to endure another round. 😃 _ducks frying pan_ [/QUOTE] Well, don’t you think you ought to now rescind your apparently standing offer? I mean, it’s just good common sense… ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2007, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/10 "2007-10-02T05:06:42Z")
Happy unbirthday! Wait, it’s actually your birthday? Well then happy birthday! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2007, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/11 "2007-10-02T11:41:11Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Happy unbirthday! Wait, it’s actually your birthday? Well then happy birthday! 😃 [/QUOTE] It was when I made the OP. Yea, for verily I am omniscient. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/12 "2007-10-02T19:04:09Z")
Happy Birthday, **CTTDSWHC** , one day late! You’re exactly a month (and who knows how many years) apart from me; I was born Sept. 1. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/13 "2007-10-02T19:22:23Z")
Y’all were so sweet to give me a lunch date with Brandi Chastain for my berfday! I don’t even care that she was a day late, or that she wasn’t actually in our corporate cafeteria to have lunch with me, but some other employee friend of her’s. She walked right past me, and it is the thought that counts! Maybe next time she stops by I can remind her of the first time we met. When I stalked her through the San Jose airport and asked her to autograph that topless picture of her. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cometothedarksidewehavecookies-a-moment-of-your-time/421192/14 "2007-10-02T19:33:28Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] _ducks frying pan_ [/QUOTE] That reminds me – the sound made by an egg sizzling in a duck’s frying pan doesn’t echo, _and nobody knows why_. Happy Birthday, one day late or 365 days early – whichever you prefer.