# Comic Book Characters You Would Have Sex With **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 13, 2001, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843 "2001-01-13T09:28:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/1 "2001-01-13T09:28:11Z")
I wasn’t sure is this should be the same as Cartoon Characters You Would Have Sex With. None of mine have ever been cartoons: John Constantine from “Hellblazer” Dream from “Sandman” Cassidy from “Preacher” Actually I think I’ve HAD sex with Cassidy. If you know the books, those are a pretty go indication of my taste in men. Have I been in a lot of self-distructive relationships? Why yes I have, why do you ask :)? ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/2 "2001-01-13T09:46:18Z")
If we are going on looks alone, than it’s easy. Just about any female member of the X-Men, especially Storm. I would also have sex with Blondie, Dagwood’s wife. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/3 "2001-01-13T10:20:51Z")
God aren’t you people tired of these fictional character ‘boink’ threads? They’ve been done and done and redone and then done a couple more times. And no one cares what anyone else says, they just list the same old recycled ones that everyone always puts or occasionally someone will try to be original and post one that no one has ever heard of. This shit was cute at first, and it’s something we’ve all thought about, but after this many threads concerning it, one begins to ask hisself: **Who the fuck cares?** ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/4 "2001-01-13T15:30:43Z")
Amen, Cisco. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/5 "2001-01-13T16:20:08Z")
Well excuse me! I suppose this has been done and done. I don’t know. I haven’t done it before. And if you’re so put off by it why don’t you bother “Cartoon Characters I Would Sleep With” instead of my poor little baby thread? ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/6 "2001-01-13T16:25:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > \*\* > And if you’re so put off by it why don’t you bother “Cartoon Characters I Would Sleep With” instead of my poor little baby thread? \*\* I did, right up near the top. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/7 "2001-01-13T16:42:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cisco \* > **occasionally someone will try to be original** \*\* Little Lulu! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/8 "2001-01-13T19:41:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > **Dream from "Sandman"** You sure about this? Good Things do NOT tend to happen to Dream’s lovers… ---
**Author:** ![tclouie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tclouie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tclouie)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/9 "2001-01-13T19:52:29Z")
Wonder Woman. Catwoman. Both very sensuously drawn. Lara Croft. Yes, she has her own comic book now. Either of Spider Jerusalem’s “filthy assistants” from Transmetropolitan. ---
**Author:** ![tclouie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tclouie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tclouie)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/10 "2001-01-13T20:04:44Z")
Somebody mentioned Druuna, the Italian comic-book space sex queen, over in the “sex with cartoons” thread. But, I don’t know if she has been a cartoon. So, my #1 would be Druuna. Best of all, she is sometimes drawn actually having sex. (Was that in “Mandragore”? Too hot for Heavy Metal magazine–some pages were snipped out.) Helps your visualization. ---
**Author:** ![pantom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/34f0e0/32.png) [@pantom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantom)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/11 "2001-01-14T05:30:53Z")
> [@](#): > > **Ukulele Ike** > Little Lulu! My wife’s name is Lulu, and she’s little too! ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comic-book-characters-you-would-have-sex-with/49843/12 "2001-01-14T10:34:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tengu \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > > **Dream from "Sandman"** > > You sure about this? Good Things do NOT tend to happen to Dream’s lovers… > > \*\* Well, did you see what I wrote about self-destuctive relationships? None of those guys are a good idea :).