# Comin 'Round the Mountain, He Will Take a Frozen Shower (??)

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**Created:** [June 10, 2019, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comin-round-the-mountain-he-will-take-a-frozen-shower/835337 "2019-06-10T21:51:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comin-round-the-mountain-he-will-take-a-frozen-shower/835337/1 "2019-06-10T21:51:31Z")

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Grrrr…

We were trying to figure out what added verse the kids could be singing during “Comin’ Round the Mountain”. The particular version is in John Lithgow’s “My Brother’s Keeper” MfTV movie from 1995.

In the beginning, a school bus returns from a DC trip with the kids singing the verse “We will all wear red pajamas when she comes / Scratch! Scratch!” and then next verse continues with what sounds like…

“He will get a (something) shower when he comes / Woo! Woo! / He will take a (something) shower when she comes / Woo! Woo!”.

Does ANYONE remember a version of the song with something like that as a new verse? Maybe from summer camp?

Driving us NUTS! Thanks in advance! 🙂

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comin-round-the-mountain-he-will-take-a-frozen-shower/835337/2 "2019-06-10T22:25:18Z")

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Golden shower?

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comin-round-the-mountain-he-will-take-a-frozen-shower/835337/3 "2019-06-10T23:45:01Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Golden shower?

Probably not, but it would fit. 😃 Fifth graders with no Net didn’t know what golden showers were back then.

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**Author:** ![bob\_2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bob_2/32/3341_2.png) [@bob\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_2)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comin-round-the-mountain-he-will-take-a-frozen-shower/835337/4 "2019-06-11T08:40:24Z")

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A selection of alternatives

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> She’ll be wearing silk pajamas when she comes (wolf whistle)…
> 
> And, we’ll wear our bright red woolies when she comes (scratch, scratch!)…
> 
> Oh, we’ll kill the old red rooster, (hack, hack!) 'cause he don’t crow like he use ter…
> 
> Oh, we’ll all have chicken and dumplings when she comes (yum, yum or yuck, yuck!)…
> 
> Oh, we’ll all have indigestion when she comes, (burp, burp!)…
> 
> Oh, she’ll have sleep with Grandma when she comes (snore, snore!)…
> 
> Oh, she’ll be draggin’ round the mountain when she comes (rrrmm, rrrmm!)…
> 
> Oh, she’ll lay a strip of rubber when she comes (eeet, eeet!)…
> 
> Oh, she’ll drop her old transmission when she comes (clunk, clunk!)…
> 
> Oh, her smog device got cloggy when she comes (blaugh, blaugh!)…
> 
> She’ll wind up in the junk yard when she comes (quissh, quissh)…
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> [She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain](http://dragon.sleepdeprived.ca/songbook/songs5/S5_46.htm)

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comin-round-the-mountain-he-will-take-a-frozen-shower/835337/5 "2019-06-11T08:50:52Z")

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**Moderator Action**

Since this is about a song, let’s move it to CS (from GQ).

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comin-round-the-mountain-he-will-take-a-frozen-shower/835337/6 "2019-06-11T13:11:36Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> She’ll be wearing silk pajamas when she comes (wolf whistle)…
> 
> And, we’ll wear our bright red woolies when she comes (scratch, scratch!)…
> 
> Oh, we’ll kill the old red rooster, (hack, hack!) 'cause he don’t crow like he use ter…
> 
> Oh, we’ll all have chicken and dumplings when she comes (yum, yum or yuck, yuck!)…
> 
> Oh, we’ll all have indigestion when she comes, (burp, burp!)…
> 
> Oh, she’ll have sleep with Grandma when she comes (snore, snore!)…
> 
> Oh, she’ll be draggin’ round the mountain when she comes (rrrmm, rrrmm!)…
> 
> Oh, she’ll lay a strip of rubber when she comes (eeet, eeet!)…
> 
> Oh, she’ll drop her old transmission when she comes (clunk, clunk!)…
> 
> Oh, her smog device got cloggy when she comes (blaugh, blaugh!)…
> 
> She’ll wind up in the junk yard when she comes (quissh, quissh)…
> 
> [http://dragon.sleepdeprived.ca/songb...ngs5/S5\_46.htm](http://dragon.sleepdeprived.ca/songb...ngs5/S5_46.htm)

Those are all about having sex, right?

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**Author:** ![Bert\_Nobbins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@Bert\_Nobbins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bert_Nobbins)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comin-round-the-mountain-he-will-take-a-frozen-shower/835337/7 "2019-06-11T14:18:34Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Those are all about having sex, right?

I think you’ll find that the last half of the verses relates to malfunctioning automobiles.
