# Coming out of the music closet (no, not that!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 6, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423 "2001-07-06T00:55:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/41 "2001-07-10T23:04:09Z")

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I really don’t mind admitting to less than serious taste in music, but I don’t like to shout it from the roof top either. I love Top 40 pop/rock from the mid 60’s to the early 80s. I like 70’s disco too. Why do people hate this music? Stop taking it so seriously. It was never meant to be heavy or hip. Just fun party music. Calm down disco haters. IMHO, it’s almost a cliche to hate it.

Carpenters, The Bee Gees, and The Beach Boys used to be played at low volume in the privacy of the closet. Not now. Crank it up. Hell, The Beach Boys, and The Bee Gees are in the Roll Hall of Fame.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/42 "2001-07-13T03:10:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*  
> \*\ ***xizor** , **Neil Diamond!** How can anyone _not_ love Neil’s old stuff! _Hot August Night_ is a classic! \*\*

Yes it is! Plus, Neil’s pose on the front cover looks so … dirty, doesn’t it? Like he is simulating masturbation :eek:

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**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/43 "2001-07-13T05:51:40Z")

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Hey guys…I got a secret…  
_ **I love NSync!** _\*  
😃  
:disolves into a fit of giggles and runs away:  
~Kittie

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/44 "2001-07-15T10:44:17Z")

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Once when a female friend and I were drunk and depressed, we sang along with Total Eclipse of the Heart. I have the single, because of that. Circumstances can make any song poignant.

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/45 "2001-07-15T21:13:19Z")

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Many of you have mentioned people/bands that I listen to, so I do not feel too bad: John Denver, ABBA, KC and the Sunshine Band, the Monkees…

The other day, there was an advertisement for old hip-hop music like MC Hammer, Kriss Kross, Coolio, Digital Underground, etc…and I turned to Ray and said quietly, “You know what is weird? I would never admit this to anyone I know, but I like this music sometimes.” Ray actually felt the same way! Hehe…

Oh yeah…I love “Jump Around” by House of Pain.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/46 "2001-07-16T06:13:48Z")

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**Welfy**! Where you been!

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**Author:** ![h2oGO\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a87d85/32.png) [@h2oGO\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h2oGO_98)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/47 "2001-07-16T09:35:12Z")

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Tom Jones.

I tried to see him in concert, but it was sold out. I was even going to buy some big ol’ granny panties to throw on stage…but alas…I guess I’ll have to wait.

I can’t believe I just admitted to that.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/48 "2001-07-16T14:57:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Welfy \*  
> \*\*Oh yeah…I love “Jump Around” by House of Pain. \*\*

That is a great song and I am not ashamed to admit it. “I’ll serve your ass like John McEnroe. If your girl steps up I’m smacking the ho…”

Ya know, I also have this .wav file of a certain young lady singing “I’m a little Welfy, short and stout…” 😃

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/49 "2001-07-16T15:09:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by h2oGO\_98 \*  
> \*\*Tom Jones.
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> I tried to see him in concert, but it was sold out. I was even going to buy some big ol’ granny panties to throw on stage…but alas…I guess I’ll have to wait.
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> I can’t believe I just admitted to that. \*\*

Why not? It’s not unusual… 😃

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**Author:** ![anenquiringmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anenquiringmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anenquiringmind)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/50 "2001-12-01T06:33:39Z")

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This was sooooooooooo much fun , LETS START IT AGAIN!!!

I adore B.J. Thomas = a CLASSIC  
anyone else???

I cried too when John Denver died, in fact I had an incredibly overwhelming urge to buy a John Denver CD the day before he died, I went, I bought…

I love Dean Martins’ voice.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/51 "2001-12-01T06:57:43Z")

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I listen to Toni Braxton, En Vogue, Destiny’s Child, and a lot of Prince. There, I’ve said it, whatcha gonna do about it?

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**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/52 "2001-12-01T11:31:25Z")

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i have almost all of Billy Joel’s albums I am going to get\* The Millennium Concert\* and i need a new copy of _Songs In The Attic_! I also have gotten my hands on those 80’s compilations which is right under the _Family Values Tour 1999_ cd in the rack.

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**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/53 "2001-12-01T13:34:23Z")

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Ahhhh. I was just about to admit I am listening to Dean Martin right now, ‘Canadian Sunset’ I downloaded off napster.

Also Gilbert O’Sullivan.  
Teddy Pendergrass, especially ‘This Ones For You’, the old Barry Manilow tune! I love 60’s and 70’s soul, not that that’s so embarrassing.

Then again my cousin still listens to the Partridge Family!

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**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/54 "2001-12-01T15:59:36Z")

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like almost everyone else here, i have ecclectic tastes, everything from the smiths to jeff buckely to chris whitley to guns and roses.

but i have a special place, buried deep in my heart, for those cheesy 80s bands.  
duran duran  
men without hats  
kajagoogoo  
lisa lisa and cult jam  
wham  
any time one of those god-awful 80s songs comes on the radio, i can’t help but sing my head off, and i can’t carry a tune in a bucket. there’s something to be said for mindless fun.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/55 "2001-12-02T09:05:33Z")

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I listen to Yoko Ono and I like her music.

I also am a Beatles fan, and didn’t think she broke up the Beatles.

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**Author:** ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/56 "2001-12-02T11:28:18Z")

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I don’t have any idea why, but somewhere in my little head hanging out in the shadows behind the **Black Flag** , **Velvet Underground** and **Dolly Parton** records, is a song I’m completely obsessed by: “I’m Gonna Be 500 Miles” by the amazing **Proclaimers**.

It’s completely bewildering to me too.

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**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/57 "2001-12-02T18:16:28Z")

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(sighs)

[sub]Alanis Morrissette[/sub]

Okay! I know I’m a music snob! I know I take a perverse sort of pride in listening to non-pop music, but there’s something about her music that makes me the owner of one of her CDs.

Also, Björk. It’s that loud wail, I tells ya! So pretttttty. Oooh.

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/58 "2001-12-02T22:37:22Z")

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I listen to a lot of the stuff already mentioned. Neil Diamond, Barry Manilow, Bee Gee’s…

But I have a confession to make…I like Ray Stevens. Not just his funny stuff, but his sappy songs too. Misty is my favorite, but Mr. Business man is good too.

There, I said it, and I feel much better now.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Mxyzptlk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@Mr\_Mxyzptlk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Mxyzptlk)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-out-of-the-music-closet-no-not-that/71423/59 "2001-12-03T03:07:12Z")

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OK somebody has to say it…I love Barbra Streisand…Love that woman’s voice…Also like 50s groups that can harmonize…like The Lettermen and the 4 Lads…now back into the closet

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