# Coming Soon, Virtual Vibration Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-soon-virtual-vibration-sex/37194 "2000-10-17T00:34:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-soon-virtual-vibration-sex/37194/1 "2000-10-17T00:34:34Z")
On the news today they talk about a new mouse that vibrates to what happens on the screen. Anyway, that idea is so old as you can do it with video game machines. Won’t be long before we have electronic stuff you can stick down your pants, visit a web site & have some sexy girl do things to you. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-soon-virtual-vibration-sex/37194/2 "2000-10-17T02:02:19Z")
Yes, indeed! Teledildonics, I believe they;re tentatively calling it. Sign me up! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-soon-virtual-vibration-sex/37194/3 "2000-10-17T02:06:21Z")
OK, MrC, do you want the butt-plug or the squick-spike? : D&R : ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-soon-virtual-vibration-sex/37194/4 "2000-10-17T02:07:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > Yes, indeed! Tele **dildo** nics, I believe they;re tentatively calling it. Sign me up! **Mrs.** Cynical might like it, but I sense a problem here. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-soon-virtual-vibration-sex/37194/5 "2000-10-17T03:44:08Z")
Having tried quite a few toys in my youth, I can say that I’ve never seen anything that gives men the sensations they need. The problem is frequency and resonance. Vibrators have motors that buzz at a high speed. That’s fine if your main pleasure zone is half an inch long. Your average male however, needs a throb not a hum. Something that cycles at a few hertz. ---
**Author:** ![OrcaChow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@OrcaChow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrcaChow)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-soon-virtual-vibration-sex/37194/6 "2000-10-17T03:53:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lumpy \* > **Your average male however, needs a throb not a hum. Something that cycles at a few hertz.** I don’t wanna put anything on my dick that hertz! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-soon-virtual-vibration-sex/37194/7 "2000-10-17T03:59:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OrcaChow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Lumpy \* > > **Your average male however, needs a throb not a hum. Something that cycles at a few hertz.** > > I don’t wanna put anything on my dick that hertz! > \*\* Not even O.J. Simpson? Gosh, that works on so many levels. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-soon-virtual-vibration-sex/37194/8 "2000-10-17T13:37:44Z")
**Democritus** I’ll take the squick-spike, if’n you’re finished with it. And **Rysdad** , I’ll take any competitive advantage I can get :o)