# Coming to Broadway soon . . . Basic Instinct!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-to-broadway-soon-basic-instinct/547362>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 20, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-to-broadway-soon-basic-instinct/547362 "2010-07-20T17:05:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-to-broadway-soon-basic-instinct/547362/1 "2010-07-20T17:05:13Z")

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Well they’ve done just about every other movie, so why not?

I recently saw the episode of “The Simpsons” where Try McClure is in the “Planet of the Apes” musical, and started thinking of musical adaptations I would like (and not like) to see.

For: _Jurassic Park_  
I want to see a T-Rex on stage. 😃

Against: _Schindler’s List_  
That would just be plain wrong.

Of course, someone has probably done both of those already.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-to-broadway-soon-basic-instinct/547362/2 "2010-07-20T17:50:35Z")

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Deep Throat: The Musical

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**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-to-broadway-soon-basic-instinct/547362/3 "2010-07-22T16:41:58Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> Deep Throat: The Musical

Ewwww :eek:

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-to-broadway-soon-basic-instinct/547362/4 "2010-07-22T23:26:48Z")

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Coming soon: _Ichi the Killer_ On Ice!!

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coming-to-broadway-soon-basic-instinct/547362/5 "2010-07-22T23:43:51Z")

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Warhol’s [Sleep](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_(film)) or [Empire](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_(1964_film)).