# Commander  Francis X. Castellano

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commander-francis-x-castellano/492739>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 11, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commander-francis-x-castellano/492739 "2009-04-11T13:54:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commander-francis-x-castellano/492739/19 "2009-04-12T02:06:27Z")

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Kill the pirates. If the hostage survives, all the better. The pirates have to die.

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