# Commandment Tablets

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commandment-tablets/507546>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 24, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commandment-tablets/507546 "2009-08-24T20:41:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commandment-tablets/507546/41 "2009-08-30T06:10:53Z")

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XIII Lefty loosey rightey tightey  
XIV Thou shalt not put anything bigger than your thumb up in there  
XV Either speak on the phonicus or driveth the cart, not both  
XXXIV If thou can think of it, there be porn of it

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commandment-tablets/507546/42 "2009-08-31T03:20:00Z")

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Are you telling me that the 11th commandment isn’t _Thou Shall Not Be Gay_ ?

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