# Commandments 11-15?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 11, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commandments-11-15/154440 "2003-02-11T22:10:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commandments-11-15/154440/1 "2003-02-11T22:10:53Z")

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So, what goes on that mysterious third tablet? What Ineffable Effing Holey Rules are we currently running afowl og?  
[ul][li]Thou shalt not get caught.[/li][li]Thou shalt sit.[/li][li]Thou shalt spin.[/li][li]Thou shalt resist the Olson twins.[/li][li]Thou shalt laugh heartily at any loon who promulgates the Veneration of Xenu.[/li][/ul]

Or the Tablet of No Commandments  
[ul][li]Thou shalt not call upon me to sing.[/li][li]Thou shalt not push thy fairy tales on the unwilling.[/li][li]Thou shalt not be a pious asswipe in my name.[/li][li]Thou shalt not upset the happiness of others.[/li][li]Thou shalt not rely on a freaking list for your entire moral compass, you looney son of a camel.[/li][/ul]