# Commando (1985 Schwarzenegger flick) appreciation thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commando-1985-schwarzenegger-flick-appreciation-thread/531090>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 3, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commando-1985-schwarzenegger-flick-appreciation-thread/531090 "2010-03-03T05:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commando-1985-schwarzenegger-flick-appreciation-thread/531090/21 "2010-03-03T19:44:00Z")

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“Rae Dawn Chong” and “Super Babe” go together like “teeth” and “penis”

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commando-1985-schwarzenegger-flick-appreciation-thread/531090/22 "2010-03-03T19:47:56Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> That girl is never going to be able to settle for a man, though. Where is she going to find a man as badass as her father?
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> “Can you jump out of an airplane and land safely after it’s taken off? No? NEXT!”

There is always Jason Bourne.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commando-1985-schwarzenegger-flick-appreciation-thread/531090/23 "2010-03-03T22:03:32Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> On that note, I loved how _Commando_ could have a hot babe like Rae Dawn Chong, and NOT shoehorn in a romantic subplot that most of its core audience wouldn’t care about and that would only serve to detract from the “blowing shit up real good” action. Her and Arnie’s relationship in this movie seems to be strictly platonic.

Agreed. Strictly business.

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**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commando-1985-schwarzenegger-flick-appreciation-thread/531090/24 "2010-03-03T22:15:59Z")

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i came to say that i like running man and predator WAY more. maybe even total recall

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commando-1985-schwarzenegger-flick-appreciation-thread/531090/25 "2010-03-03T22:29:00Z")

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“Its not a toomer!”

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commando-1985-schwarzenegger-flick-appreciation-thread/531090/26 "2010-03-03T22:32:49Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> “Its not a toomer!”

Wrong movie.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commando-1985-schwarzenegger-flick-appreciation-thread/531090/27 "2010-03-04T02:20:34Z")

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Hey, everyone, check out this great review from the Nostalgia Critic. I found it hilarious.

[Commando Review by Nostalgia Critic](http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/15593-arnold01)

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commando-1985-schwarzenegger-flick-appreciation-thread/531090/28 "2010-03-04T02:31:20Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> There is always Jason Bourne.

No, Bourne always jumps ONTO the plane after it takes off.

Oh, BTW, I hate to admit this, since the script was so stupid, but, I thought that Arnold actually displayed a little bit of acting chops.  
A little.

Best wishes,  
hh

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**Author:** ![SunSandSuffering](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@SunSandSuffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunSandSuffering)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commando-1985-schwarzenegger-flick-appreciation-thread/531090/29 "2010-03-04T14:14:00Z")

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The IMDB thread is priceless, eg:

“M-60 machine guns are perfect for trimming hedges, whereas saw blades are perfect for trimming heads”

or

“The two greatest killing machines in the U.S. Army’s Special Forces are from Austria and Australia.”

Read it [here](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088944/board/nest/136441071)(IMDB reg. required)

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