# Commentators' gaffes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commentators-gaffes/259297>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 11, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commentators-gaffes/259297 "2004-08-11T01:46:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Grant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grant)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commentators-gaffes/259297/21 "2004-08-13T15:35:02Z")

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Harry Caray did things like this all the time but the best one was during a break in the game. They were showing the crowd and the camera stopped on a young couple kissing.

Harry said something like, “ahhh young love at the ball park. He kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls.” :eek:

The other guy didn’t say anything for like 5 minutes. I think he fell off his chair laughing but old Harry just kept going like nothing happened.

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commentators-gaffes/259297/22 "2004-08-13T16:05:38Z")

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Curse you **Grant**! That’s what I was coming in here to post! feh:)

But to mitigate Harry’s rep, he remembered my anniversary back when I was married and working at Wrigley Field and he and his wife sat down to a wonderful meal with us at his restaurant.

I had made a off hand joke about him saving me a couple nice pork chops about 5 weeks before the date. A couple days before, he asked me "so you still coming for your anniversary? I stammered “yes” and he told us he’d have a bottle of wine for us. We got there and not only was there a bottle, it was sitting at the table with him and his wife where we proceeded to sit for about 2-1/2 hours and talk and eat like GODS 🙂

Then there was the time I got drunk with Turk Wendell at Murphy’s Bleachers and ended up playing lacrosse with him in the outfield at 2am…good times, good times.

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