# Comments on ATMB remarks from Tuba

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 22, 2005, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863 "2005-09-22T11:19:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/81 "2005-09-22T18:27:12Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> Btw, I went to the store to buy some pie.

Did you bring us any?

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/82 "2005-09-22T18:39:13Z")

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> [@wring](#):
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> Shortening up folk’s names is done frequently, and I’ve not seen it get a warning (unless of course, the shortening was done as an insult)

Well, as long as it’s OK, then, I’m OK with it too, “ **w** ”.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/83 "2005-09-22T18:46:11Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> Well, as long as it’s OK, then, I’m OK with it too, “ **w** ”.

**Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk!!!**

now **that** was a low blow.

😛

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/84 "2005-09-22T18:51:56Z")

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This thread has gotten sort of long and hard to follow. Is the Cliffs Notes version of it that **Liberal’s** vagina hurts?

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/85 "2005-09-22T19:00:59Z")

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> [@Askia](#):
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> Calling someone by a name they don’t like is a deliberate dig, a tactic I’ve used plenty of times in the Pit.

You’re not the only one, snugglebunny.

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**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/86 "2005-09-22T19:02:25Z")

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> [@Binarydrone](#):
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> This thread has gotten sort of long and hard to follow. Is the Cliffs Notes version of it that **Liberal’s** vagina hurts?

In a nutshell, yes.

Oh yeah, and judging by this:

> [@Liberal](#):
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> All you’ve succeeded in doing with this gaffe in judgment is to validate the claims of Biggirl, RedFury, and the anonymous cowards who gathered off-board to plan how to manipulate you (the proof of which you’ve either deleted or put in your hidden forum, but that I have on disk) and the rest of what they perceive as a hapless administration into getting rid of me. And spare me any martyr crap. If people really are plotting your demise, you’re not paranoid.

he’s also still a fucking nutcase.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/87 "2005-09-22T19:03:07Z")

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Tsk. I’m a Berkely Breathed fan, **furt** ive one. You might as well call me a Garveyite.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/88 "2005-09-22T19:18:17Z")

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And the Pax Ex-Liberal ends…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/89 "2005-09-22T19:21:47Z")

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> [@Arnold Winkelried](#):
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> Moderator A from forum X…

I remember the MST3K take on this film! It was hilarious!!!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/90 "2005-09-22T19:24:54Z")

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Lemme see if I got this right: We can’t call Liberal by some unmentionable former name because he WHINED about it? How fucked up is that?

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/91 "2005-09-22T19:25:38Z")

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Shut up, Dzone…

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/92 "2005-09-22T19:26:12Z")

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Why exactly does anyone need to call him by his former screen name?

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/93 "2005-09-22T19:37:30Z")

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Because he doesn’t like it, silly.

So, **dropzone** , here’s the skinny: we can’t even call \*\*Liberal \*\* by some unmentionable former Username he himself chose, then changed, even though it more accurately reflects his political beliefs, IN A FUCKING PIT THREAD because he whined about it once, and **tomndebb** made a pre-emptive warning to keep **Lib’s** pudgy hands off the “Report Bad Post” link to keep him from whining some more about again.

But to paraphrase Peter Hatcher in Judy Blume’s _Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing_, “I promised never to call him Fang again. But secretly, whenever I look at my brother, I think it. _My brother, Fang Hatcher!_ Nobody can stop me from thinking. My mind is my own.”

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/94 "2005-09-22T19:38:20Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> Why exactly does anyone need to call him by his former screen name?

Because he changed his name to be an asshole. He changed it from “Libertarian” to “Liberal”, first, to piss off modern liberals, and second to equate his modern libertarian viewpoint with classical liberalism, when the two aren’t the same.

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**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/95 "2005-09-22T19:41:10Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> Why exactly does anyone need to call him by his former screen name?

The same reason that my son will take his sister’s doll from her and hide. He knows he will get a reaction.  
Welcome back **Liberal**.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/96 "2005-09-22T20:06:43Z")

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Welcome back, **Liberal**. I’m glad to hear that you had some wonderful things happen on the break.

I also hope that you can stick your intention to continue to post, but less often and less acerbically. I’d love to see you remain as a poster in good standing, contributing your viewpoint to those threads that can use it.

Good luck.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/97 "2005-09-22T20:14:20Z")

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I don’t like the idea of threatening somebody with banning because they’re acting cantankerous. Nobody is being forced to read Liberal’s posts. They have the option of skipping right over them. Liberal’s not some basement-dwelling social retard who’s deliberately seeking negative attention. He’s not trying to cause the collapse of SDMB.

What do we tell the fundies who try to get certain movies, books or TV shows banned? JUST DON’T LOOK AT THEM IF THEY BOTHER YOU SO MUCH! Enough of the double standards. If thy right eye offendeth thee, pluck it out. Just put Liberal on ignore if he bothers you so much.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/98 "2005-09-22T20:20:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I’m choosing door number three

Before I show you what’s behind door number three, let’s take a look behind door number 1…Now, if you want, you can switch. Would you like to have door number two, or do you want to stay with door number 3.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/99 "2005-09-22T20:28:51Z")

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> [@Knowed Out](#):
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> Nobody is being forced to read Liberal’s posts. They have the option of skipping right over them.

If only it were so easy. He had this art of taking interesting threads and hijacking them to La La Land. Skipping his posts doesn’t help.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/comments-on-atmb-remarks-from-tuba/322863/100 "2005-09-22T20:29:23Z")

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> [@Knowed Out](#):
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> I don’t like the idea of threatening somebody with banning because they’re acting cantankerous. Nobody is being forced to read Liberal’s posts. They have the option of skipping right over them. Liberal’s not some basement-dwelling social retard who’s deliberately seeking negative attention. He’s not trying to cause the collapse of SDMB.
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> What do we tell the fundies who try to get certain movies, books or TV shows banned? JUST DON’T LOOK AT THEM IF THEY BOTHER YOU SO MUCH! Enough of the double standards. If thy right eye offendeth thee, pluck it out. Just put Liberal on ignore if he bothers you so much.

Yeah, but he’ll still be violoating the registration agreement.

> [@](#):
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> [The board is not intended to furnish you with a forum for promoting your personal agenda.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6608477&postcount=15)

Don’t like it? Take it up with TPTB.

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