# Commercial dialog chain **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633 "2000-09-26T17:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/21 "2000-10-01T04:08:25Z")
fight for you in cases of divorce, bankrupcy and personal injury. So if you need legal advice, … ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/22 "2000-10-01T04:25:42Z")
Just do it in the new Nike… ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/23 "2000-10-01T05:02:41Z")
Just do it in the new Nike… …love songs. All those hits you loved and enjoyed from the '50s to the… ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/24 "2000-10-01T05:11:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > \*\*Just do it in the new Nike… > > …love songs. All those hits you loved and enjoyed from the '50s to the… \*\* …one and only Monster Truck showdown of the season! Featuring the first Midwest appearance of… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/25 "2000-10-01T15:11:51Z")
Athelete’s foot fungus! Fast acting Tinactin helps stop the itch, and… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/26 "2000-10-02T19:11:58Z")
…kills bugs dead! So try the improved reformulated Raid, nad we gaurantee that you… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/27 "2001-01-17T23:51:43Z")
…are in good hands with Allstate. It costs only… ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/28 "2001-01-18T00:02:21Z")
…are in good hands with Allstate. It costs only… $19.95 plus shipping and handling. Sorry no C.O.D.s. Order withing the next ten minutes and receive this. . . ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/29 "2001-01-18T00:06:37Z")
$19.95 plus shipping and handling. Sorry no C.O.D.s. Order withing the next ten minutes and receive this. . . 1997 Chevrolet Corsica, loaded and ready to drive off the lot. So come on down, because no one beats us when it comes to… ---
**Author:** ![Erroneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Erroneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erroneous)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/30 "2001-01-18T01:14:15Z")
1997 Chevrolet Corsica, loaded and ready to drive off the lot. So come on down, because no one beats us when it comes to… …hot naked lesbians! Only $4.95 a minute! So for all your sexy fantasies, just call… ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/31 "2001-01-18T02:04:33Z")
…1-800-MORMONS and we’ll send you the testament of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Absolutely free… ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/32 "2001-01-18T02:34:20Z")
…1-800-MORMONS and we’ll send you the testament of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Absolutely free… With purchase of X-Large 18" pizza (up to three toppings) Toppings available include: . . . ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/33 "2001-01-18T15:27:41Z")
With purchase of X-Large 18" pizza (up to three toppings) Toppings available include: … …head lice. Get RID for those persistent and embarassing… ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/34 "2001-01-18T18:06:47Z")
…bill collectors. Just sign up with us to have your debts reduced by… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/35 "2001-01-18T21:38:22Z")
_GEORGE!_ The new musical about George Washington, Father of His Country. Opening September 3 at the Ahmanson Theatre in Los Angeles. Tickets available online at [http://www.georgewashingtonmusical.com](http://www.georgewashingtonmusical.com) or call 1-800-555-GEORGE, and at all mutual ticket outlets. Ticket prices start at… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/36 "2001-01-18T22:47:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dougie\_monty \* > \*\*\*Ticket prices start at… \*\* As little as 57 cents per day for five units of coverage from Colonial Penn. And remember, YOU CAN’T BE TURNED DOWN FOR ANY REASON. So for your peace of mind, call Colonial Penn today and ask for. . . ---
**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/37 "2001-01-18T23:08:24Z")
As little as 57 cents per day for five units of coverage from Colonial Penn. And remember, YOU CAN’T BE TURNED DOWN FOR ANY REASON. So for your peace of mind, call Colonial Penn today and ask for. . . …the XFL, coming this February to NBC. Be there for all the… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/38 "2001-03-04T22:59:45Z")
…newest upgrades in Netscape, Microsoft Internet Explorer, and America Online! User fees after the upgrades start at… ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/39 "2001-03-04T23:11:16Z")
…newest upgrades in Netscape, Microsoft Internet Explorer, and America Online! User fees after the upgrades start at… …as low as 10 dollars a head for adults, half price for kids- come on down, watch a gorilla, feed a bear- the Bronx Zoo, where you can… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/40 "2001-03-04T23:20:10Z")
…see the World Champion New York Yankees’ 2001 season! Season, box, loge, and general admission tickets go on sale at the ticket office at Yankee Stadium and mutual ticket outlets in metropolitan New York, beginning March 5. Don’t miss… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633.md?page=3)