# Commercial dialog chain **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633 "2000-09-26T17:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/41 "2001-03-05T02:10:25Z")
…see the World Champion New York Yankees’ 2001 season! Season, box, loge, and general admission tickets go on sale at the ticket office at Yankee Stadium and mutual ticket outlets in metropolitan New York, beginning March 5. Don’t miss… …Blue’s Clues in concert! Now at Radio City Musical Hall!! Call in quick to see all your favorite characters, doing… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/42 "2001-03-07T01:02:31Z")
**…Blue’s Clues in concert! Now at Radio City Musical Hall!! Call in quick to see all your favorite characters, doing…** …The Hustle! And 19 other R&R hits from the 70s! Includes Elton John, Carly Simon, Donna Summer, the Bee Gees and many more! Just call… ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/43 "2001-03-07T14:01:04Z")
…The Hustle! And 19 other R&R hits from the 70s! Includes Elton John, Carly Simon, Donna Summer, the Bee Gees and many more! Just call… 1-800-HOTBODY! Luscious ladies waiting just for you! Call them now and… ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/44 "2001-03-07T14:58:21Z")
1-800-HOTBODY! Luscious ladies waiting just for you! Call them now and… …have that not-so-fresh feeling? Summer’s Eve will… ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/45 "2001-03-07T15:29:18Z")
…Save the children! Hi, I’m Sally Strouthers, and with your donation of just 10 cents a day, we’ll send you… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/46 "2001-03-10T22:06:13Z")
**…Save the children! Hi, I’m Sally Struthers, and with your donation of just 10 cents a day, we’ll send you…** _$10,000 IN CASH!!! or you may be one of the lucky people to win a year’s supply of mouth-watering…_ ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/47 "2001-03-11T03:02:49Z")
Mentos! Mentos is fresh and full of… ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/48 "2001-03-11T03:55:22Z")
Mentos! Mentos is fresh and full of… standard or metric nuts and bolts. Now Squeeze Wrench has… ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/49 "2001-03-11T06:49:28Z")
Now Squeeze Wrench has… …pleasure ribs and comes pre-lubricated for your parter’s ultimate enjoyment. For more information on _Lover’s Lubricated Condoms_, send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to… ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/50 "2001-03-12T15:52:10Z")
Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom. Brought to you by… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/51 "2001-03-17T01:11:27Z")
…Miller High Life, the champagne of bottle beer! So feel refreshed! Try Miller High Life, the beer that is… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/52 "2001-03-24T22:20:53Z")
…The Republican National Committee, which has purchased the following time period to bring you the next President of the United States: ---
**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/53 "2001-03-24T23:58:46Z")
… Miss Cleo. Just call now and she’ll give you a tarot card reading right over the phone. She’s waiting for your … ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/54 "2001-03-25T12:46:53Z")
…Nads! Just apply the compound to your back, eyebrows, or upper lip and rrrrrrrip! No more hair. Use Nads anywhere you want to get rid of objectionable… ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/55 "2001-03-25T15:56:46Z")
money. Call Geico and you can save hundreds on… ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/56 "2001-03-25T16:08:16Z")
…elective cosmetic surgery. From a simple tuck to full-body liposuction. Let our board-certified surgeons tell you about the… ---
**Author:** ![dodge\_this](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@dodge\_this](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dodge_this)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/57 "2001-03-25T16:09:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\*money. Call Geico and you can save hundreds on… \*\* Tampax. It’s new design fits you better. You won’t believe how… ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/58 "2001-03-25T17:21:18Z")
Let our board-certified surgeons tell you about the… …optional jar sealing attachment. Now you’ll home-can all of your faorite jams & jellies with our jar sealer! Imagine opening a jar of you very own homemade… [sub]I liked Rich’s better![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/59 "2001-03-25T18:06:19Z")
… Horny Goat Weed from GNC. This Chinese herb is also known as Goat Sex Herb. It has been used successfully for centuries by Chinese herbalists to … ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/60 "2001-03-26T07:09:44Z")
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