# Commercial dialog chain **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633 "2000-09-26T17:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/61 "2001-03-26T22:38:13Z")
So promise her anything, but give her… ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/62 "2001-03-27T14:41:16Z")
Scrubbing Bubbles! You won’t believe the scum this product will clean up! Just apply to… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/63 "2001-04-01T00:38:29Z")
…_All My Chidren!_ 11:30 Pacific and Eastern, 10:30 Central and Mountain. Beginning this week… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/64 "2001-04-24T21:56:36Z")
…9 PM Eastern and Pacific, 8 PM Central and Mountain. Baseball Special Edition of _Who Wants to Be a Millionaire_! And if you call the 800 number Regis gives during the show, you’ll have your own chance to… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/65 "2001-05-07T15:13:03Z")
To buy the Ginsu Knife! It slices! It Dices! It even cuts beer cans open and then slices the delicate tomato \*perfectly \*! But wait! There’s more! Call now and receive… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/66 "2001-05-07T15:47:07Z")
But wait! There’s more! Call now and receive… Hot Babes, at 1-976-HOT-4-YOU! Yes, lovely ladies are waiting for you to tell them… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/67 "2001-05-07T16:12:56Z")
Some times you feel like a nut! Some times you don’t! Almond joy has nuts! Mounds don’t! Because… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/68 "2001-05-07T16:18:00Z")
Some times you feel like a nut! Some times you don’t! Almond joy has nuts! Mounds don’t! Because… Sometimes you just don’t feel fresh. That’s when you should rely on… ---
**Author:** ![MarkGross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@MarkGross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkGross)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/69 "2001-05-07T18:00:35Z")
Glade plug-ins, now available in 5 new scents, including: ---
**Author:** ![JohnBarleycorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@JohnBarleycorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBarleycorn)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/70 "2001-05-07T19:30:12Z")
jock itch, ringworm, AND removes corns and calluses! Gold Bond medicated powder, it’s guaranteed!. Also good for… ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/71 "2001-05-07T21:48:59Z")
…erectile dysfunction. Hi, I’m Bob Dole. When Liddy and I… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/72 "2001-05-07T22:12:54Z")
…travel, we take the Amtrak Empire Builder, New York to Chicago. First Class $650 per person. So visit your Amtrak station today and… ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/73 "2001-05-07T22:44:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dougie\_monty \* > \*\*…travel, we take the Amtrak Empire Builder, New York to Chicago. First Class $650 per person. So visit your Amtrak station today and… \*\* …try out our new line of adult diapers. The most advanced design to date, you’ll never again need to worry about embarassing… ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/74 "2001-05-07T22:51:49Z")
“jock itch, ringworm, AND removes corns and calluses! Gold Bond medicated powder, it’s guaranteed!. Also good for…” …nothing spouse of yours? Well, you’re in luck! This week, and this week only, the law clinic of Jacoby and Meyers is having a special on the simplest California divorce, called … ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/75 "2001-05-08T00:46:30Z")
…feminine itching. Use NEW Summer’s Eve for soothing… ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/76 "2001-05-08T04:48:40Z")
…blasts of ice cold air, bathing my entire body. With Youk’s Peppermint Patties, I get the sensation… ---
**Author:** ![deepstblu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@deepstblu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepstblu)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/77 "2001-05-08T15:31:27Z")
“…this ITCHING’S driving me NUTS!” “Here, dear, try Lanacane. It’s perfect for…” ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/78 "2001-05-08T16:25:10Z")
…those hard-to-reach places between teeth! We stained these dentures with coffee and blueberries, and look at how New Improved Polident Green… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/79 "2001-05-08T16:44:02Z")
…goes after those hard-to-reach clogs. No more playing with plungers or calling a plumber–just use Drano for… ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/80 "2001-05-08T18:30:15Z")
…for constipation. Immodium A-D is recommended by… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633.md?page=5)