# Commercial dialog chain **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633 "2000-09-26T17:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![penael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ea5d25/32.png) [@penael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penael)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/81 "2001-05-08T20:45:16Z")
3 out of 5 dentists. It’s great sugar-free flavor lasts all… ---
**Author:** ![Bluesmobile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cdc98d/32.png) [@Bluesmobile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesmobile)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/82 "2001-05-08T20:51:31Z")
…fifteen seconds! Yes, Tarn-X will instantly remove any kind of annoying… ---
**Author:** ![deepstblu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@deepstblu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepstblu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/83 "2001-05-09T14:04:16Z")
…children in need around the world. Hello, I’m Sally Struthers. For less than the cost of your morning coffee… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/84 "2001-05-09T14:20:53Z")
…you’ll enjoy fine wines, full-course meals, and later, you’ll have the chance to stretch out on our fully-reclining seats. The next time you have to fly, remember that the smart business traveller flies Executive Class aboard Trans-Oceanic Air. Trans-Oceanic Air, where you truly are… ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/85 "2001-05-09T14:39:35Z")
…lost on a world where evolution has turned upside down, and apes… ---
**Author:** ![Bluesmobile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cdc98d/32.png) [@Bluesmobile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesmobile)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/86 "2001-05-09T15:13:35Z")
…get wild at Mardi Gras! These are REAL college students caught live, and you won’t BELIEVE what these young co-eds do when we hand them… ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/87 "2001-05-09T15:31:02Z")
…a big, juicy Quarter Pounder with cheese, a large soft drink and fries! And remember, McDonald’s is an Offical Sponser of… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/88 "2001-05-09T16:10:17Z")
…Brother Love’s Travelling Salvation Show! Sweet Caroline! Cracklin’ Rosie! September Morn! And fifteen other great Neil Diamond hits. For your very own Neil Diamond Favourites CD or cassette, send $14.98 for CD or $12.98 for cassette to… ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/89 "2001-05-09T18:19:54Z")
…Straight Dope Store Chicago Reader 11 E. Illinois St. Chicago, IL 60611 Cecil Adams can answer any question you have, like… ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/90 "2001-05-09T19:41:51Z")
…Do you want to make more money? Sure, we all do! Call now, and you can get your associate’s degree in many areas, including… ---
**Author:** ![Bluesmobile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cdc98d/32.png) [@Bluesmobile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesmobile)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/91 "2001-05-09T20:35:50Z")
…smashing chairs! Crushing tables! Heads smashing into concrete! The most brutal and extreme wrestling you’ve EVER seen is coming now to pay-per-view! Catch your favorite pro wrestling stars, like… ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/92 "2001-05-09T21:25:04Z")
…Aunt Bea, Barney, Opie and the whole “Andy Griffith” gang - a 48 hour Fandemonium right here on TV Land, where you’ll always find… ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/93 "2001-05-09T22:51:46Z")
\*…Aunt Bea, Barney, Opie and the whole “Andy Griffith” gang - a 48 hour Fandemonium right here on TV Land, where you’ll always find…[\i] …soothing relief from occasional vaginal dryness. Replens is a natural replacement for your… ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/94 "2001-05-10T01:59:28Z")
…lawyer. Call 1-800-shyster if you’ve been hurt or suffered due to somebody’s carelessness. And remember, we don’t get paid until you… ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/95 "2001-05-10T03:18:50Z")
…try Sunsweet Pitted Prunes. We’ve taken care of the pits. Those pesky wrinkles are still there, but we’re working on it. Today the pits, tomorrow the… ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/96 "2001-05-12T20:29:32Z")
…Internet! log on at [http://www.whatchamacallit.com](http://www.whatchamacallit.com) subscribe! Pay nothing until… ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633/97 "2001-05-13T06:14:01Z")
… doomsday! Yes, fellow sinners, doomsday is coming, and sooner than you think. But the Lord tells me that he will bless you _and_ your family, if you send your $100 donation to … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-dialog-chain/34633.md?page=4)