# Commercials may have finally hit rock bottom

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 13, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198 "2022-10-13T17:04:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/301 "2023-04-11T23:08:50Z")

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Don’t forget, use discount code “LOVE.”

Barf

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/302 "2023-04-12T17:22:08Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Beyond this meme being tired and hokey, it’s pretty certain that with most people who need antidepressants, your struggle is already plenty apparent to those around you, especially the ones that really matter.

That wasn’t my experience with depression at all. I did a really good job of hiding how much pain I was in from my friends and family.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/303 "2023-04-12T17:26:22Z")

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> [@Sylvanz](#):
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> Balance of Nature: I’m sort of wondering when this company will claim this stuff cures cancer. 🙄

Who falls for this stuff??

I’m with you. I hate those ignorant ads.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/304 "2023-04-12T19:06:40Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> > [@Jackmannii](#):
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> > Beyond this meme being tired and hokey, it’s pretty certain that with most people who need antidepressants, your struggle is already plenty apparent to those around you, especially the ones that really matter.
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> That wasn’t my experience with depression at all. I did a really good job of hiding how much pain I was in from my friends and family.

I should clarify that I was thinking mostly of major black depression, which is often incapacitating. When you have great difficulty dragging yourself to class or work (or even getting out of bed), those close to you tend to notice.  
Of course, lesser degrees of depression occurring on a chronic basis are a different story, and can cause significant pain and disability also.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/305 "2023-04-12T19:08:58Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> I should clarify that I was thinking mostly of major black depression, which is often incapacitating. When you have great difficulty dragging yourself to class or work (or even getting out of bed), those close to you tend to notice.

I didn’t leave my house for about five years.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/306 "2023-04-12T20:38:56Z")

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Congrats for surviving it. Many don’t.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/307 "2023-04-12T20:46:12Z")

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I’d also suppose that people who get to the more serious stages of externally-obvious depression tend to have rather few friends and family around who really matter.

Depression triggers isolation reinforces depression reinforces isolation …

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/308 "2023-04-18T19:11:13Z")

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Well, that’s depressing.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/309 "2023-04-18T20:05:00Z")

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[quote=“EinsteinsHund, post:247, topic:973198”]  
FWIW, in German the genital regions of both men and women are called “Schambereich” (shame region). [/quote]

Nothing you couldn’t improve with a little cologne and some “Schamwow”…

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/1Q39yGLPkMY/hqdefault.jpg "Original ShamWoW Infomercial (Full Length) - Vince Offer (The ShamWoW Guy)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q39yGLPkMY)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/310 "2023-04-18T23:41:19Z")

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Man, that face reminds me of how very much I do **not** miss Billy Mays.

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/311 "2023-04-19T03:31:10Z")

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Man, I like E.L.F brand cosmetics. They work well and are cruelty free. I guess full disclosure: I generally don’t wear make-up, but my eyebrows went missing at some point so I use some of elf products when I want to have eyebrows.

I like the commercial where the actress is trying the primer and says she has baby dolphin skin. A great commercial. BUT… the one with the huge red mouth and the fat gross tongue licking the huge red mouth? Ugh, I cannot even watch it. It is seriously gross.

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/312 "2023-08-04T18:15:49Z")

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OK, so has anyone seen this gem?

Well, I couldn’t embed the video, buuttt. It’s a commercial that features singing and dancing apparently female pubic hairs. Venus has some commercials that are just a bit off putting to me anyway. I don’t want to see close ups of people’s body parts, mouths, noses, pits, crotches. Use your words Venus.

The pubic hair chorus is weird and a bridge too far for me. Funny? Sort of but more creepy.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/313 "2023-08-04T18:28:11Z")

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Wow, no. Any idea what channel you were watching?

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/314 "2023-08-04T18:29:59Z")

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I was streaming Paramount+ though I’d seen it before somewhere and had forgotten? Purged? it.

> **[Gillette Venus Drops an Encore to Its Viral Pube Song, Partnering with...](https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220712005428/en/Gillette-Venus-Drops-an-Encore-to-Its-Viral-Pube-Song-Partnering-with-Princess-Nokia-to-Inspire-You-to-SayPubic)**
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> Gillette Venus Drops an Encore to Its Viral Pube Song, Partnering with Princess Nokia to Inspire You to #SayPubic

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/315 "2023-08-09T00:39:15Z")

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Can confirm…that one plays frequently on Paramount+ now (although what I can remember hearing was shorter than the linked version). Surprisingly, Mom thinks it’s funny.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/316 "2023-08-09T04:19:48Z")

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Gosh, and I remember Nair’s “Who wears short shorts?” commercials from the 1970s.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/317 "2023-08-09T15:17:02Z")

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> **Venus ad**
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> [JUST SAY PUBES! - Gillette Venus TV Commercial (2022) - Princess Nokia Jingle for Shaving - YouTube](https://youtu.be/u2eSnvB5D3k)

yeah, kinda creepy

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/318 "2023-09-01T12:45:24Z")

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Ah, the good ole’ days.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/319 "2023-10-20T18:37:06Z")

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Well, someone has outdone the butt crack deodorant people. There was an ad on NBC news for controlling “the gush” (menstrual blood).

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2023, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercials-may-have-finally-hit-rock-bottom/973198/320 "2023-10-20T19:47:56Z")

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I sort of like that one. And really a smelly butt crack is worse than the gush. IMHO 😉

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