# Common Boring Things You have Never Done

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 2, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555 "2003-03-02T07:48:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/1 "2003-03-02T07:48:46Z")

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I have never mailed a letter form my house.

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/2 "2003-03-02T07:56:58Z")

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I have never cooked a non-scrambled egg.

I have never built a model using glue or paint (I always built the snap-together prepainted ones, because I’m lazy.)

I have never watched an entire tennis match.

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**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/3 "2003-03-02T08:13:06Z")

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should say from, not form

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**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/4 "2003-03-02T08:16:26Z")

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I have never posted in a common, boring MPSIMS thread asking me what common boring things I have n…Damn.

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**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/5 "2003-03-02T08:19:20Z")

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I have never played golf 😃

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**Author:** ![Spooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Spooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/6 "2003-03-02T08:29:09Z")

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I’ve never smoked pot.

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**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/7 "2003-03-02T08:45:56Z")

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I’ve never sat at the foot of my bed and tossed a deck of cards, one by one, into my hat.

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**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/8 "2003-03-02T09:03:04Z")

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I’ve never inhaled helium and then spoken all funny.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/9 "2003-03-02T09:15:59Z")

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I have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

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**Author:** ![The\_Calculus\_of\_Logic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@The\_Calculus\_of\_Logic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Calculus_of_Logic)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/10 "2003-03-02T09:16:18Z")

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Gone on a date

Watched a soap opera (if OZ or the sopranos don’t count, at least)

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/11 "2003-03-02T10:17:19Z")

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Had sex on a ferris wheel.

Oh, wait. Yeah I did…

I can’t think of anything.

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/12 "2003-03-02T10:47:50Z")

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I never lived completely on my own. I’ve always had a roomate, or girlfriend, or wife, or something.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/13 "2003-03-02T12:52:41Z")

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I’m 41 years old, and I’ve never travelled out of the country, not even to Canada, and that hardly counts!

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**Author:** ![Becky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@Becky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/14 "2003-03-02T14:17:14Z")

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I’ve never been bowling.

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/15 "2003-03-02T14:47:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by The Calculus of Logic \*  
> \*\*Gone on a date \*\*

Actually dates may be non-boring; I believe I’ve heard it claimed that the whole point of going on a date is that it may turn out to be interesting. 🙂 If you are lucky, you may even _get_ lucky, in which case the result may be disappointing but certainly not boring.

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/16 "2003-03-02T15:49:44Z")

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never had tuna

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**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/17 "2003-03-02T16:00:11Z")

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This might be a good game: rating _How boring are you?_

- I’ve never had sex on a Ferris wheel (though that question probably wouldn’t make the cut?
- I’ve never flipped a deck of cards from the bed

Here’s what I’ve never done:  
\*\* Never made potato salad.

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**Author:** ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/18 "2003-03-02T16:48:46Z")

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I’ve never watched an official football game.

I think I’d qualify how boring I am by the things I do _for fun_.

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**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/19 "2003-03-02T17:13:40Z")

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I’ve never played a real game of golf (though I have driven a golf cart).

I’ve never killed a deer (though I’ve killed other furry little creatures with big brown eyes and felt guilty for it).

I’ve never attended a college or professional football, baseball, or otherball game (though I did go to a high school football game once).

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/common-boring-things-you-have-never-done/158555/20 "2003-03-02T17:48:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mooney252 \*  
> This might be a good game: rating _How boring are you?_
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> - I’ve never had sex on a Ferris wheel \*\*(though that question probably wouldn’t make the cut?  
> \*\*

See, **Mooney** that was a joke. You’re supposed to laugh so I can feel all clever. 😉

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