# Community 5/5 - A Fistful of Paintballs **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 6, 2011, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920 "2011-05-06T02:34:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/1 "2011-05-06T02:34:22Z")
I was worried that Community might be a little stale repeating a idea from last year. Boy was I wrong. I hope they do paintball every year now. Or at least put Annie in that costume again. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/2 "2011-05-06T02:36:39Z")
I love Annie’s boobs. And I loved this episode from the opening credits alone. ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/3 "2011-05-06T02:45:38Z")
Also, 40 paintballs to first person to find me Troy’s “King of Clubs” picture. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/4 "2011-05-06T02:49:04Z")
> [@AlsoNamedBort](#): > > Or at least put Annie in that costume again. > [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > I love Annie’s boobs. So much slow motion running… Absolutely hypnotic. ---
**Author:** ![Skara\_Brae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Skara\_Brae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skara_Brae)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/5 "2011-05-06T03:04:31Z")
The opening sequence was awesome! Is there anything this show can’t do well? Also, when they referred to the Man in Black (or whatever they called Sawyer) as “network television handsome” my husband choked on the water he was drinking. Also love the Dean. “Why does this keep happening?!??!” and “What kind of ice cream company does that???” ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/6 "2011-05-06T03:12:17Z")
> [@Skara\_Brae](#): > > The opening sequence was awesome! Is there anything this show can’t do well? > > Also, when they referred to the Man in Black (or whatever they called Sawyer) as “network television handsome” my husband choked on the water he was drinking. > > Also love the Dean. “Why does this keep happening?!??!” and “What kind of ice cream company does that???” The Black Rider, even though he doesn’t ride anything. (Troy doesn’t make up the names. He’s a deputy. He deputizes.) ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/7 "2011-05-06T03:29:42Z")
> [@AlsoNamedBort](#): > > Also, 40 paintballs to first person to find me Troy’s “King of Clubs” picture. [Nevermind](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkr7jcUmW01qzq8p5o1_500.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/8 "2011-05-06T03:36:26Z")
Funny; during the episode I couldn’t help but think, “I’ll bet that some pervert out there has already made an animated gif out of Annie running in slow motion.” Bonus callback points for Danny Pudi’s card in the opening credits having a flapping cape. And for Troy saying “duh-doi” at the dinner in Fort Hawthorne. And for Jeff patting Annie on the head. And the tiger-pattern paintball gun. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/9 "2011-05-06T04:12:50Z")
It’s kind of cheesy but now I want them to end every year with a paintball episode. Also, I am in love with Allison Brie. I’ve never felt suspense at the end of an episode of a comedy show. ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/10 "2011-05-06T04:22:12Z")
Did anyone recognize the voice of the ice cream cone? It seemed familiar to me. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/11 "2011-05-06T04:24:44Z")
Abed: Jeff just wants to talk. Annie: Yeah? and I just want pants. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/12 "2011-05-06T04:26:27Z")
Funniest line was “…you raped the Ducane family”. Not a lot of laugh out loud moments for me this episode but it was awesome all the way through. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/13 "2011-05-06T04:30:57Z")
Awesome! I need to go back and watch it a few dozen more times to catch all the references and homages. I, too, love Annie’s boobs. ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/14 "2011-05-06T04:34:47Z")
“I’m not risking my butt hauling ammo back for the guy that has Vicky dancing for Twinkies.” “She’s a dance major, Jeff. And she loves Twinkies.” This show is clearly trying to beat out Scrubs for the “Background recurring characters” crown. ---
**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/15 "2011-05-06T04:40:02Z")
“Community” may not be the _best_ comedy on television, but it’s definitely the most amazing. I never know what they’re going to try, and they almost always pull it off! Oh, and ILAB, too. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/16 "2011-05-06T04:46:09Z")
I would be totaly Changed to have a paintball minigun. That was streets ahead. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/17 "2011-05-06T04:50:21Z")
> [@AlsoNamedBort](#): > > Did anyone recognize the voice of the ice cream cone? It seemed familiar to me. I say it was Cartman, my wife said Margaret Cho. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/18 "2011-05-06T04:59:40Z")
Edit: NM. Originally speculation about who’s behind this, but I think I’m right and no need to spoil the fun for anyone. ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/19 "2011-05-06T05:04:25Z")
Just put it in spoilers that way you have proof if it’s right! I don’t know who the ice cream man is, but I guessing that City College is behind it. ---
**Author:** ![TheTerribleTako](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@TheTerribleTako](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTerribleTako)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/20 "2011-05-06T05:11:49Z")
Awesome episode. Did their titles, like Troy’s King of Clubs, correspond to the cards that they used to vote out/in Pierce? I wish they had aired both episodes at once though. I can’t wait till next week. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920.md?page=2)