# Community 5/5 - A Fistful of Paintballs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 6, 2011, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920 "2011-05-06T02:34:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/81 "2011-05-08T18:50:55Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> This show is clearly trying to beat out Scrubs for the “Background recurring characters” crown.

i’m watching season 1 right now and fat neil is the drummer for vaughn’s band.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/82 "2011-05-08T20:03:33Z")

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I admit it’s _possible_ they’re going to get all “unreliable narrator” on us and the red card was not actually Annie’s, but I’d be disappointed if they did. I mean, amuse me, but don’t _fuck around_ with me.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/83 "2011-05-08T21:19:47Z")

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The red card is Annie’s. The point was that she was the only left who still felt sympathetic to Pierce and that his dickishness during the paint ball game had finally killed that off. Pierce had finally managed to alienate the last person in the study group that liked him.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/84 "2011-05-09T01:31:11Z")

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Epic episode… I was just wondering if anyone knows what the theme song was? It sounded really familiar but I can’t put a finger on it, as I’m not a big Western fan typically.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/85 "2011-05-09T11:43:53Z")

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I assume it was the Community Theme arranged a la Sergio Leone.

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**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/86 "2011-05-09T12:16:36Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> I assume it was the Community Theme arranged a la Sergio Leone.

I think you mean [Ennio Morricone](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ennio_Morricone).

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**Author:** ![manx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@manx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manx)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/87 "2011-05-09T12:29:30Z")

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I loved how the Dean had both the bee suit & the dalmation suit inside his closet. Was anyone else a little disappointed that they Jeff didn’t reuse his cowboy outfit from the first season (the ep where Annie has the Day of the Dead party)?

Can’t wait til next week!

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/88 "2011-05-09T12:36:40Z")

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Annie looked so cute - I used to be a Brita fan, but Annie has taken her place in my heart.

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**Author:** ![manx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@manx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manx)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/89 "2011-05-09T15:17:24Z")

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> [@Khadaji](#):
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> Annie looked so cute - I used to be a Brita fan, but Annie has taken her place in my heart.

Oh me too. Britta seems to be getting lamer, while Annie gets more awesome.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/90 "2011-05-09T15:21:54Z")

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I almost hate to do this, but there’s a fatal flaw in these episodes. With the stakes so high, why does no one…

See if you can guess what I’m thinking. (In spoilers, please, as I will)

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/91 "2011-05-09T16:46:15Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I almost hate to do this, but there’s a fatal flaw in these episodes. With the stakes so high, why does no one…
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> See if you can guess what I’m thinking. (In spoilers, please, as I will)

A couple of guesses as to what you’re thinking:  
Why does no one… just hole up and hide out until almost everyone else is “dead?”  
Why does no one… immediately shoot anyone else still in the game on sight? (Like the Black Rider, or even their own friends)

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/92 "2011-05-09T16:52:56Z")

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Why does no one…?

Leave campus until the hoopla dies down, then come back and kill whoever is left.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/93 "2011-05-09T16:58:24Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Why does no one…?
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> Leave campus until the hoopla dies down, then come back and kill whoever is left.

Cuz there’s a dude with a paintball gatteling gun guarding the exit?

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/94 "2011-05-09T17:07:17Z")

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why doesn’t anyone bring extra changes of clothes so they can pretend they didn’t get shot?

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/95 "2011-05-09T17:13:08Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> A couple of guesses as to what you’re thinking:  
> Why does no one… just hole up and hide out until almost everyone else is “dead?”  
> Why does no one… immediately shoot anyone else still in the game on sight? (Like the Black Rider, or even their own friends)

First idea does not work unless you have some way of getting intelligence on what is happening with the other teams, otherwise you don’t know when to make your move.

Question: how popular are these characters outside the study group? It seems odd that in both paintball games the group has been divided. This time, even Abed and Troy were working seperately with Abed going solo and Troy working at Fort Hawthorne.

Also, was Troy wearing a copy of Clevon Little’s costume from Blazing Saddles?

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/96 "2011-05-09T18:29:33Z")

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> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> Also, was Troy wearing a copy of Clevon Little’s costume from Blazing Saddles?

Troy was indeed.

I asked this earlier and will try it again:

\*\*Was the opening a tribute to the “Wild Wild West” (TV show) opening or a movie? Did “Fistful of Dollars” open the same way? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/97 "2011-05-09T18:43:40Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> why doesn’t anyone bring extra changes of clothes so they can pretend they didn’t get shot?

That seems like the obvious way to cheat, and why you would need to have referees with lists of students, so they know who has already been eliminated.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/98 "2011-05-09T19:00:50Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> \*\*Was the opening a tribute to the “Wild Wild West” (TV show) opening or a movie? Did “Fistful of Dollars” open the same way? \*\*

[The Wild Wild West intro](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYCgq8q9Ofw&feature=related)  
[The Good, the Bad and the Ugly](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG1fmfZGuWw&feature=related)  
[Fistful of Dollars](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbEEKVFEeHI)  
[For a Few Dollars More](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwOf8m--5Jo)

Fistful is a closer than any of the four, but not quite. I do have a sense that I’m forgetting something that might be really close to Community’s opening.

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**Author:** ![anopheles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@anopheles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anopheles)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/99 "2011-05-09T19:02:03Z")

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> [@markm](#):
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> The voice of the ice cream cone was Cree Summers, voice of Penny from Inspector Gadget when she was a kid, now several cartoon voices (including Numba 5 on Kids Next Door).

I couldn’t figure out who it was. After I read this comment, it made me remember where I thought I heard the same voice, as “Alpha”, the head mean dog in “Up”, at least before he gets his squeaky voice box fixed.

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/100 "2011-05-09T19:33:01Z")

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In real life, you’d have an awful lot of people getting shot, then shooting the person who “killed” them just for spite as well.

I thought of all you pervs when Annie ran down the hall. I wonder how many individual instances of rewind-replay that had on the DVRs across the land.

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