# Community 5/5 - A Fistful of Paintballs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 6, 2011, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920 "2011-05-06T02:34:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/121 "2011-05-12T05:01:39Z")

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> [@GameHat](#):
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> If anyone can get me good wallpaper sized (1920x1080) images of the title cards (“Annie-Queen of Hearts”, etc) then I will love them forever.
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> If you’re a man…It will be platonic, or eh, I’ll learn. I really want Britta, Abed and Annie’s title cards in wallpaper-ready format. Jeff’s looked rough, like he was ten years older than he really is. Troy’s was great. Shirley? Eh, I’m not that invested in Shirley ;D

[Here](http://i.imgur.com/Bmtq4.jpg). It’s only a Hulu screencap of Annie’s, but it’ll hold you over.

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/122 "2011-05-12T05:25:36Z")

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The Black Rider, in true Sawyer from Lost fashion, nicknamed Annie “Bean Allergy”.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/123 "2011-05-12T05:57:44Z")

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> [@GameHat](#):
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> Jeff’s looked rough, like he was ten years older than he really is.

Being gay’ll do that.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/124 "2011-05-12T12:30:12Z")

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> [@drastic\_quench](#):
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> [Here](http://i.imgur.com/Bmtq4.jpg). It’s only a Hulu screencap of Annie’s, but it’ll hold you over.

Eh, the image isn’t flattering at all. She looks haggard and vaguely undead.

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**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/125 "2011-05-12T14:41:06Z")

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Yet still hotter than Brita.

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/community-5-5-a-fistful-of-paintballs/580920/126 "2011-05-12T15:42:49Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Oh, and for the objection about it being a surprise: I’d still expect people to have clothes on campus. They have dorms, remember?

But how many western-themed costumes would they have in the dorms? You can’t spend all day at the fair dressed as a cowboy, and then show up after the game to claim your prize dressed in sweats.

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