# Compendium of "Askthe..." threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085 "2003-04-30T04:41:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Peregrine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Peregrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peregrine)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/21 "2003-05-02T04:05:58Z")
Here’s a link to the [results](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1466861#post1466861) from the time Scylla made us answer the question, 1. How many “ask the…” threads have their been? to keep Fenris from being eaten by the starving mutant piranhas and screaming eels. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/22 "2003-05-02T05:07:39Z")
**Stuffy’s** [Ask The Black Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=67952) **The Muslim Guy’s** [Ask The Muslin Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=87474) **Watermelon’s** [Ask The Turk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=91168) ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/23 "2003-05-02T05:56:17Z")
There were **101 “Ask The”** threads at the SD as of 7/26/01, all of which I linked to in [this reply](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1466861#post1466861). I’m not at all in the mood to copy and paste and recreate all those links, but if someone else wants to put them one-by-one in this thread, feel free. ---
**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/24 "2003-05-02T09:34:11Z")
[Ask the Bartender](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=171458&highlight=Ask+the+Bartender) Here’s mine. I think. 😛 Thanks, **Aslan2!** ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/25 "2003-05-02T13:09:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Peregrine \* > \*\*Here’s a link to the [results](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1466861#post1466861) from the time Scylla made us answer the question, > > 1. How many “ask the…” threads have their been? > > to keep Fenris from being eaten by the starving mutant piranhas and screaming eels. \*\* Yeah that was fun. I’ll have to that again, but for someone reason Fenris doesn’t want to seem to meet me again. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/26 "2003-05-02T13:34:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shayna \* > \*\*There were **101 “Ask The”** threads at the SD as of 7/26/01, all of which I linked to in [this reply](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1466861#post1466861). I’m not at all in the mood to copy and paste and recreate all those links, but if someone else wants to put them one-by-one in this thread, feel free. \*\* Here ya go: [list=1] [li][aSK THE DRUNK GUY!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76403)[/li][li][Ask The Supreme Leader](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76057)[/li][li][ask the Californian teen](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=72501)[/li][li][What the hell…Ask the Lesbian…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69670)[/li][li][Ask An Elf on Summer Vacation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68056)[/li][li][Yet another… Ask the Young Teen Boy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69688)[/li][li][Ask Bi Guy, (or ‘Cheffie takes one more step out of the closet’)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68566)[/li][li][Ask Dr. aha, sex therapist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=50867)[/li][li][Ask the Pseudo-Norwegian Chick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41843)[/li][li][Ask the Swedish chick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30818)[/li][li][Ask the Call Center Computer Tech!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39358)[/li][li][Ask the Grammar Harpy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28432)[/li][li][Ask the Turing Test](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33812)[/li][li][Ask the Apathetic Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32238)[/li][li][Ask the Guys who are in Love with Techchick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31528)[/li][li][Ask Another English Bloke (reprise)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31411)[/li][li][Just Ask Slutboy - Academy for Debauchery](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31403)[/li][li][Ask the Evil Overlord](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30467)[/li][li][Ask the hand](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30972)[/li][li][Ask the Spiritual Advisor!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30916)[/li][li][Ask the Brit bloke](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28301)[/li][li][Ask the Geography Maven](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30184)[/li][li][Mate, ask the Aussie (it was inevitable)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28699)[/li][li][Ask the aging rock star](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28413)[/li][li][Ask the Culinary School Student!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28711)[/li][li][Ask the future bloodsucker! Or, an open letter to MaxTorque.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29414)[/li][li][Ask The Barista… (Coffee girl, to you)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29026)[/li][li][Ask The Dead Chipmunk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28939)[/li][li][Ask the Kiwi bloke](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28756)[/li][li][Ask the artist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28555)[/li][li][Ask the Putz!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29011)[/li][li][Ask the Canadian, eh?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28683)[/li][li][Ask the non-committal guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28960)[/li][li][Ask the weatherman!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28786)[/li][li][Ask the troll buster.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29083)[/li][li][Ask the Sarcastic Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28800)[/li][li][Ask the former stripper/current housewife( and mother)/raving bitch.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28836)[/li][li][Ask the guy who doesn’t believe in the Bermuda Triangle.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28937)[/li][li][Ask the retired Air Force guy (I may as well jump on the bandwagon!)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28909)[/li][li][Ask the guy with no area of expertise](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28917)[/li][li][Ask the guy who hijacks other people’s ‘‘Ask the (fill in the blank)’’ threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28866)[/li][li][Ask The Intergalactic Muffin](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28781)[/li][li][ask the nudist.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28744)[/li][li][Ask the British History Geek](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28582)[/li][li][Ask That Hindenburg Announcer Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28738)[/li][li][Ask the Pro Wrestler!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28771)[/li][li][Ask the Misanthrope](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28847)[/li][li][Ask the medieval re-enactor…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28721)[/li][li][Ask the Medical Student!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28552)[/li][li][Ask a mad bomber](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28766)[/li][li][Ask the Irish Bloke](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28480)[/li][li][Ask the Felcher](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28739)[/li][li][Ask the kid who doesn’t know much of anything](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28621)[/li][li][Ask the modeler/projectionist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28634)[/li][li][Ask The Magic 8-Ball](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28447)[/li][li][Ask the Hired Killer!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28574)[/li][li][Ask the Gator guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20720)[/li][li][Ask the (not quite) starving Opera Singer!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20124)[/li][li][Ask the belly dancer!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20101)[/li][li][Ask the doctor of Love](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20040)[/li][li][Ask Dr. Love](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20038)[/li][li][Ask the hermaphroditic wookiee molester!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19974)[/li][li][Ask the Psychotropic drug guy?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19971)[/li][li][Ask the attention starved sycophant!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19921)[/li][li][Ask the Gay Guy IV!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68530)[/li][li][Ask the Nihilistic Anarchist with unpopular ideas about the world](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70605)[/li][li][Ask the Black Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=67952)[/li][li][Ask the American Teen](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=71759)[/li][li][Ask the Neo-Pagan Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68538)[/li][li][Ask the Transgendered Person](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=67415)[/li][li][(Might as well) Ask the Blaquneese guy!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68329)[/li][li][Ask the closeted bisexual guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23013)[/li][li][Ask the straight, white, married, employed guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=67940)[/li][li][Ask the Gay Guy III!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39308)[/li][li][Ask the Recreational Drug User!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39356)[/li][li][Ask the Disorganized Theist!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39357)[/li][li][Ask the Gay Guy II!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24008)[/li][li][Ask the Islamic guys](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32920)[/li][li][Ask the Mormon Gal!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27968)[/li][li][Ask the Libertarian Objectivist Christian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28304)[/li][li][Ask the Commie Bastard!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28364)[/li][li][Ask the teenager!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28214)[/li][li][Ask the guy with poorly constructed answers and lame attempts at humor!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28471)[/li][li][Ask the guy who will never open this thread!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28494)[/li][li][Ask The Ambiguous Guy. Or Don’t.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28450)[/li][li][Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23047)[/li][li][Ask the KM2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23065)[/li][li][Ask the drunk guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=22898)[/li][li][Ask the Gator guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=22883)[/li][li][Ask the white, male, upper middle class, somewhat conservative, taxpayer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=22836)[/li][li][Ask the “straight” guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=22767)[/li][li][Ask the heterosexual virgin!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=22667)[/li][li][Ask the rape survivor](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76180)[/li][li][Ask a white, twentysomething, corporate professional guy…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76216)[/li][li][Ask the fairly average British bloke\*](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=72792)[/li][li][Ask the Paralyzed Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68558)[/li][li][Ask the guy who’s getting kinda bored of all these “Ask the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_Guy” Threads.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68123)[/li][li][Ask The Teenager II !](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=66824)[/li][li][Ask a Gamer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45582)[/li][li][Ask the WI guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25899)[/li][li][Ask the Grammar Gurus](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=35909)[/li][/list=1] ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/27 "2003-05-02T13:41:52Z")
Okay, so I missed the one-by-one stipulation. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/28 "2003-05-02T14:46:07Z")
And I missed the other post linking to that lot. Even though it was quoted as well. :smack: Well… erm… the OP _did_ ask to put them all in this thread and… ah… there must have been loads more since then and… I’ll get me coat. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/29 "2003-05-02T15:53:17Z")
[Ask Michael Ellis (parte dos)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151514) Parte uno was lost when the board crashed. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/30 "2003-05-02T16:02:39Z")
Heh - **Kal** , that wasn’t intended to be a stipulation. You actually proved to be much smarter than I was by (apparently) copying the whole thing from the quote feature. I had a pounding sinus/migraine headache last night and I was on my last leg when I posted that, so clearly I was not thinking at all when I suggested that they’d have to be posted one by one. What a “duh” moment I had this morning. _And_, I too missed the previous reply that already lead to that linked thread. \ Hopefully today will be a more coherent day. 🙂 But thanks for putting them all in here – it saved me whatever work was necessary, no matter how much or how little! ---
**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/31 "2003-06-09T12:24:21Z")
**Danceswithcats** ’ [Ask the Firefighter](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=189267) and **curwin** ’s [Ask the Jewish Settler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=189548). .:Nichol:. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/32 "2003-06-09T12:53:53Z")
My attempt at one… [Ask the Practical Libertarian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=163958&highlight=practical+libertarian) ---
**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/33 "2003-06-28T23:00:12Z")
Found **Spiff** ’s [Ask the Bone Marrow Courier](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=183809&highlight=bone+AND+marrow) hiding in the wilds of the archives. .:Nichol:. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/34 "2003-06-29T04:35:54Z")
Ask the Chick with Dreadlocks ---
**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/35 "2003-06-29T05:10:24Z")
**Lucki Chaarm** ’s [Ask the gay KID](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=189893). .:Nichol:. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/36 "2003-06-29T06:03:21Z")
[Ask The Waitress](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151408&highlight=Waitress) I liked my thread… alot ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/37 "2003-06-29T06:04:26Z")
HOLY CRAP I DID IT RIGHT!!! THE LINK SHOWED UP!!! THATS THE FIRST TIME I"VE EVER DONE THAT RIGHT!!! YAYYY MEEE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/38 "2003-06-29T09:39:50Z")
**HennaDancer’s** [Ask the Professional Belly Dancer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153966&highlight=belly+dancer) thread. **Badge’s** [Ask the cop](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147494) thread. ---
**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/39 "2003-07-01T01:51:55Z")
**Machinehead** ’s [Ask Hulk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=160373) thread. **Marlitharn** , we’ve got the last two already. Try searching the thread for askthe threads that have been posted. .:Nichol:. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085/40 "2003-07-01T02:24:59Z")
I actually put a bunch of them [on this page](http://dantheman.teemingmillions.com/) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compendium-of-askthe-threads/172085.md?page=3)