# Compleat List of Fexual Acts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compleat-list-of-fexual-acts/27005>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 27, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compleat-list-of-fexual-acts/27005 "2000-07-27T03:41:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compleat-list-of-fexual-acts/27005/61 "2000-08-22T02:18:12Z")

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Taste the Rainbow - performing cunnilingus while the women is having her period (was that said already)??

THis list cracks me up, it’s crazy hilarious!

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compleat-list-of-fexual-acts/27005/62 "2000-08-23T00:06:03Z")

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Fucking - the act of placing your penis in a vagina and inducing friction until ejaculation occurs.

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**Author:** ![Molotov\_Korova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/41988e/32.png) [@Molotov\_Korova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotov_Korova)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compleat-list-of-fexual-acts/27005/63 "2000-08-23T01:32:36Z")

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Necropedafecofilia-intercourse with the shit realeased from the bowels of a child, ages 5-9, upon death. Add “homo-” for same sex situations. Add “zoa-” for animals.

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compleat-list-of-fexual-acts/27005/64 "2000-10-18T23:10:30Z")

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You forgot a major one!

Arachnipyronecrophilia–the act of screwing dead, flaming spiders.

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**Author:** ![Pit\_Meister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Pit\_Meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pit_Meister)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compleat-list-of-fexual-acts/27005/65 "2000-10-19T07:29:45Z")

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I like simple **bilateral butt scratching**  
Nothing better to kill some time after the big score, while you’re still snuggling in front of the fire.

Sure you get a few marks, but it’s worth it.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compleat-list-of-fexual-acts/27005/66 "2000-10-19T11:44:41Z")

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> Fucking - the act of placing your penis in a vagina and inducing friction until ejaculation occurs.

I’m gonna have to try this one.

For my own contribution: SMOG (Simultaneous Mutual Oral Gratification) (69)

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