# Completed Title Changes Thread {Mar 2024} **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [March 18, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987 "2024-03-18T13:48:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/85 "2024-03-29T02:46:14Z")
Current Title: Charter Member Requested Title: Inconceivable! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/86 "2024-03-30T21:50:48Z")
Current title: Guest Requested title : Some random British bloke. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/87 "2024-03-31T22:41:50Z")
León del lado norte de 8 Milla ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/88 "2024-04-01T00:05:19Z")
99er. Secretly a Raccoon Philosopher. was Charter Member ---
**Author:** ![MulderMuffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldermuffin/32/2862_2.png) [@MulderMuffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MulderMuffin)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/89 "2024-04-04T21:01:03Z")
My current title is probably “Guest”, but I’m not entirely sure. I’d very much like to be “Supreme Galactic Overlord” if that is an acceptable title. Thanks!! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/90 "2024-04-04T21:11:51Z")
The more I look at what I picked, the more I think it’s dumb. How about “Easily distracted”? I considered using “She’s easily distracted” to deal with the gender pronouns thing, but it just isn’t as satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/91 "2024-04-05T15:24:02Z")
Current title: Member Requested title: Geust ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/92 "2024-04-05T15:30:49Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Current title: Member > > Requested title: Geust - Given your avatar, i would suggest “Gueuze” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/93 "2024-04-05T15:36:12Z")
🍻🍺 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/94 "2024-04-05T15:38:28Z")
Does that mean you officially want “Gueuze”, or were you just acknowledging and still want “Geust -”? And just confirming the spelling and the final hyphen. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/95 "2024-04-05T16:06:55Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Does that mean you officially want “Gueuze” Yes, I’d like Gueuze. ---
**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/96 "2024-04-06T01:29:13Z")
Current title: Guest Requested title: Guest - overstaying my welcome since 2006 ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/97 "2024-04-06T02:51:45Z")
Current title: Bubblehead Requested title: Uncraunched marmoset ---
**Author:** ![bob\_2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bob_2/32/3341_2.png) [@bob\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_2)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/98 "2024-04-06T21:26:24Z")
I would like to be known as “An old fart from Middle England” ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2024, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/99 "2024-04-07T01:10:53Z")
I now pronounce you _Sir Fartsalot!_ ---
**Author:** ![bob\_2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bob_2/32/3341_2.png) [@bob\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_2)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2024, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/100 "2024-04-07T10:01:36Z")
Thank you kind sir ---
**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2024, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/101 "2024-04-08T02:54:00Z")
If we’re keeping the status indicator and just sticking a title before it, please insert _WHom NO-BOdy SeEmS to Re-_ because, right now, the title is just **Member** But if this new custom title goes afterward, or if it’s completely replacing the existing suffix, please just append _…just wandering by…_ because, quite regrettably, I don’t hang around here or post as much as I did last decade. Thanks in advance! –G! ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/102 "2024-04-09T17:58:35Z")
**Current title:** Member **Requested title:** (est. 2004) Please and thank you! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/103 "2024-04-09T21:58:06Z")
**Current title:** Guest **Requested title:** closet sortitionist Hope that’s silly enough and not offensive. Thanks very much. ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987/104 "2024-04-09T22:15:22Z")
Current title: guest Requested title: lurk… lurk…lurk… POST… lurk Thx! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completed-title-changes-thread-mar-2024/998987.md?page=6)