# Completely random song lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 1, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010 "2004-05-01T16:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/1 "2004-05-01T16:38:26Z")
Since everyone seems to enjoying the movie quotes randomly, now you can post snippits of song lyrics. Title and artist listing are optional on a completely random basis. **DO NOT POST COMPLETE SONGS!** - there’s even a sticky or two about that, but it needs repeating just in case, right? I’ll start: \*take the time to get to know me if you want me why can’t you just show me we’re always on this roller coaster if you want me why can’t you get closer? * * * ## Must be something in the water they drink It’s been the same with every girl I’ve had Must be something in the water they drink 'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?\* ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/2 "2004-05-01T16:45:22Z")
Since no one has called me out in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=250465) yet, I’ll post here. 🙂 \*I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, “Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?” “Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?” “Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?” I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck\* ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/3 "2004-05-01T16:49:44Z")
_I’ve waited too long to have you hide in the back of me, I’ve cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me. You can never be strong, you can only be free, and I’ve never asked for the truth, but you owe that to me._ ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/4 "2004-05-01T18:12:42Z")
Motorin’… what’s your price for flight? For findin’ Mr. Right? You’ll be alright tonight. * * * Smells like Teen Spirit, Nirvana ## With the lights out it?s less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yea Pinball Wizard, The Who He ain’t got no distractions Can’t hear those buzzers and bells Don’t see lights a flashin’ Plays by sense of smell Always gets a replay Never tilts at all That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball ---
**Author:** ![Ottoerotic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ottoerotic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ottoerotic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/5 "2004-05-01T18:43:16Z")
Should I bite my tongue? Until blood soaks my shirt We’ll never fall apart Tell me why this hurts so much ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/6 "2004-05-01T18:44:03Z")
And the men who spurred us on sit in judgement of all wrong they decide and the shotgun sings the song * * * I was drowning in my sorrows when my sorrows learned to swim * * * To anyone who’s listenin’ You’re not born into sin The guilt they try and give you Puke it in the nearest bin Missionary maddness Sweep up culture with a broom Trashing ancient ways Is par for the course It’s fucking rude * * * Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five? Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams She’s a squirrel-squashin’, deer-smackin’ drivin’ machine Canyonero! * * * Some folks inherit star spangled eyes, Ooh, they send you down to war, Lawd, And when you ask them, “How much should we give?” Ooh, they only answer’s More! more! more! more! * * * Disillusioned words like bullets bark As human gods aim for their mark Made everything from toy guns that spark To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It’s easy to see without looking too far That not much Is really sacred. … While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society’s pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole That he’s in. * * * Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream * * * Now if a 6 turned out to be 9 I don’t mind I don’t mind 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/7 "2004-05-01T18:54:59Z")
moon hangs around a blade over my head reminds me what to do before I’m dead night consumes light and all I dread reminds me what to do before I’m dead sun reclines, eats my mind reminds me what to leave behind light eats night and all I never said reminds me what to do before I’m… the sun reclines…remind me the desert skies…remind me the ocean wide salted red reminds me what to do before I’m… * * * Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel It seems what’s left of my human side Is slowly changing in me ## Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes Violently it changes (oh no) There is no turning back now You’ve woken up the demon in me ## If I could tell the world just one thing It would be that we’re all OK and not to worry 'cause worry is wasteful and useless in times like these I won’t be made useless I won’t be idle with despair I will gather myself around my faith For light does the darkness most fear ## Bang! Bang! Knock on the door, another big bang, you’re down on the floor. Oh No! What do we do? Don’t look now but I lost my shoe. I can’t run and I can’t kick. What’s a matter babe, are you feelin’ sick? What’s a matter, what’s a matter, what’s a matter you? What’s a matter babe, are you feelin’ blue? Oh-oh-oh! how’s that for random? ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/8 "2004-05-01T19:05:31Z")
The song is by Eve6, I believe, but I can’t remember the name: I burn, burn like a wicker cabinet chalk white and oh, so frail my stomach turns and I exhale… FB ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/9 "2004-05-01T19:18:27Z")
_Christ, you know it ain’t easy._ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/10 "2004-05-01T19:25:19Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > _Christ, you know it ain’t easy._ That reminds me… Betty is in a wet t-shirt feeling foolish and vain lookin’ like some housecat that got caught out in the rain Lookin’ in the mirror at this less than pretty picture feelin’ ten years older now and 50 bucks richer Life is hard… ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/11 "2004-05-01T23:20:51Z")
## I’ve got a feeling A feeling deep inside Oh yeah Oh yeah I’ve got a feeling A feeling I can’t hide Oh yeah Oh yeah ## There’s blood in the streets It’s up to my ankles Blood in the streets It’s up to my knee Blood in the streets In the town of Chicago Blood on the rise and following me The band is just fantastic That is really what I think And by the way Which one’s Pink? ---
**Author:** ![ColonelDax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@ColonelDax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColonelDax)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/12 "2004-05-01T23:47:51Z")
## Does he ask you to tell him about the other loves you’ve had? And when you try to change the subject does it make him mad? Does he say he’s only being curious And regardless it won’t make him furious? Some things are better left unsaid Take it from me Some things are better left unsaid. I bet your eyes aren’t really that blue I think they’ve been airbrushed in by an artist who doesn’t care And I bet your hair isn’t really that blonde But isn’t it the way we wanted it to be And I bet you don’t usually smile that much Especially with someone like me And I bet you really sweat But none of this is what I want to say to you. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/13 "2004-05-02T00:03:21Z")
Special…you think you’re special, you do I can see it in your eyes I can see it when you laugh at me, look down on me and you walk around on me Just one more fight about your leadership And I will straight up leave your shi\* Cuz I’ve had enough of this, and now I’m pissed This time I’m a let it all come out This time I’m a stand up and shout I’m a do things my way, its my way, my way or the highway ---
**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/14 "2004-05-02T02:26:12Z")
_can I burn the mazes I grow? can I? I don’t think so. Barbra Manatee You are the one for me (one for me, one for me) You came from up above (up above, up above) You are the one I love_ ---
**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/15 "2004-05-02T20:49:56Z")
Tight skirt, strawberry hair Tell me what you’ve got, baby, waiting under there Big green eyes that look like, son They can see every cheap thing that you ever done * * * Solitude stands in the doorway And I’m struck once again by her black silhouette By her long cool stare and her silence I suddenly remember each time we’ve met * * * Well, I wanna make love to you tonight I can’t wait till the morning has come And I know now the time is just right And straight into my arms you will run And when you come my heart will be waiting To make sure that you’re never alone There and then all my dreams will come true dear There and then I will make you my own And every time I touch you You just tremble inside And I know how much you want me That, you can’t hide … ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/16 "2004-05-02T21:07:16Z")
I’m worth a million in prizes! (Iggy Pop) ---
**Author:** ![cmason32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@cmason32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmason32)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/17 "2004-08-12T07:22:16Z")
_I don’t know what started these blasphemous rumors but I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor and when I die I expect to find him laughing_ ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/18 "2004-08-12T07:58:49Z")
\*Well the good old days may not return And the rocks might melt, and the sea may burn I’m learning to fly but I ain’t got wings Comin’ down is the hardest thing\* ################ \*Your beautiful Baby its mutual Well if your down then I’ll come down Lets get on down to it I aint to proud to beg Come on lets bump and grind All the way straight into bed Your place or mine?\* ################ _In the mornin, in the evenin In the nighttime, gotta have it It’s a feelin I can’t fight it You got me speakin another language Bo, Habibbi, Nishtage’a It’s official raise your glasses Cause this party gonna go to Damascus_ ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/19 "2004-08-12T08:09:03Z")
_I’m not a savior, I’m not a saint, I’m not an angel, I’m not that quaint. Don’t need a preacher to be that wise, don’t need a teacher, I’ve got my eyes…_ -Eurythmics ‘_You Hurt Me And I Hate You_’ from **We Too Are One** ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010/20 "2004-08-12T08:16:45Z")
And I tried to believe it, It was better without you. But no, I’d give it all for you, I’d give it all for you by my side once more. -Jason Robert Brown, _Songs for a New World_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-random-song-lyrics/243010.md?page=2)