# Completely useless (This is MPSIMS)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-useless-this-is-mpsims/206614>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 10, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-useless-this-is-mpsims/206614 "2003-10-10T03:24:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-useless-this-is-mpsims/206614/1 "2003-10-10T03:24:33Z")

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Wow. Corn really does come out mostly undigested. Completely anecdotal evidence.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-useless-this-is-mpsims/206614/2 "2003-10-10T03:31:15Z")

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Chew your food. I know Cecil’s done this, but it didn’t appear in my first search.

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**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-useless-this-is-mpsims/206614/3 "2003-10-10T05:51:18Z")

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I think it’s just the outside of the corn–the “skin”. Isn’t it made out of cellulose which is nondigestible? Oh, this isn’t GQ.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-useless-this-is-mpsims/206614/4 "2003-10-10T05:54:56Z")

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Rectum?!

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-useless-this-is-mpsims/206614/5 "2003-10-10T07:37:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ringo \*  
> \*\*Chew your food. I know Cecil’s done this, but it didn’t appear in my first search. \*\*

_Aha!_ More evidence that Cecil is a living, breathing human being! That that, you --uh–people–that-deny-His-existence! Yeah…

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**Author:** ![nickannan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bcef8e/32.png) [@nickannan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nickannan)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/completely-useless-this-is-mpsims/206614/6 "2003-10-10T10:54:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*Rectum?! \*\*

…nearly killed him!