# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/1 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")
Inspired by [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302813) thread. (Thank you **Wesley Clark** ) Here are the rules: No leering. No creepiness. No T&A comments. No unwelcome come-ons. No drooling. No touching. No stalking. No heavy breathing. No standing inside personal space. No smoking. No diving. No running with scissors. No shirt, no shoes - No service. \ 🙂 Good morning **SusanStoHelit**!.. You look very pretty today. 🙂 \ \ 🙂 Good morning **Kimera**!.. Your hair looks particularly lovely today today. 🙂 \ …some rules just beg to be broken. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/2 "2005-02-17T15:12:04Z")
Can we at least get a smoking _section_? This is why I don’t go to New York bars anymore. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/3 "2005-02-17T15:14:38Z")
My, **Cecil Adams** , your hair sure looks lovely today! ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/4 "2005-02-17T15:29:59Z")
If I may suggest, maybe we could compliment/flirt with the previous poster? **lel** , you are as beautiful as a boquet of fossils. (Surrealist compliment :D) ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/5 "2005-02-17T15:30:55Z")
_touches **lel** , then runs away_ ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/6 "2005-02-17T15:33:30Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > No shirt, no shoes - No service. But pants aren’t required, right? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/7 "2005-02-17T15:40:54Z")
\*touches **Amazon Floozy Goddess** , eyes \*_Candid Gamera \*\* warily_ ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/8 "2005-02-17T15:52:52Z")
> [@](#): > > No touching. Are we allowed to touch ourselves? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/9 "2005-02-17T16:27:51Z")
Do I really want to flirt with someone named **Scumpup**? ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/10 "2005-02-17T16:45:33Z")
_serenades outside **Anaamika** ’s window, and sends her some steaming hot cocoa!_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/11 "2005-02-17T16:46:15Z")
Now _this_ is definitely something I can get behind. 😉 _flirts with everyone, hot kisses for you all_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/12 "2005-02-17T16:46:48Z")
> [@ArrMatey!](#): > > _serenades outside **Anaamika** ’s window, and sends her some steaming hot cocoa!_ Come _on_. You’re a _pirate_. F\*\*\* this serenade shit, carry me back to your ship. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/13 "2005-02-17T16:48:02Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Now _this_ is definitely something I can get behind. 😉 Not if I can get behind you first!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/14 "2005-02-17T16:52:09Z")
_freaks out, runs around touching everyone and cackling_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/15 "2005-02-17T16:53:19Z")
_plants a really hot one on **Rufus Xavier** , tries to avoid **Dung Beetle** _ ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/16 "2005-02-17T16:56:06Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > Not if I can get behind you first!!! 😉 BWAAAHAHA!!! 😃 \ ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/17 "2005-02-17T16:57:20Z")
Excuse me **Kythereia** , the bartender asked me to request you step away from the bar, he says you’re melting all the ice. ---
**Author:** ![AndyPolley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@AndyPolley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndyPolley)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/18 "2005-02-17T16:59:22Z")
:Walks into thread & receives an unexpected hot kiss: Umm…Hi **Kythereia** , Ah…nice to meet you. :Looks around embarrassed: Umm…. **I’m AndyPolley** … Ah… :Looks at watch: I have to get back to work… I used to be a **great** flirt…I don’t know what happend… ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/19 "2005-02-17T16:59:53Z")
With pleasure, **ronincyberpunk** … _flirts outrageously_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AndyPolley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@AndyPolley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndyPolley)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/20 "2005-02-17T17:12:06Z")
Um…Hi there **Anaamika** …ah…ever been to the Washington Tavern? I…um…saw someone there who I thought was you and…um…was it? :looks down at floor: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=2)