# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/181 "2005-02-19T06:27:00Z")

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**NoClueBoy** and **Aesiron** —I like their accents.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/182 "2005-02-19T06:28:08Z")

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And I hate my coding.

Oh, and **LinusVanPelt** , whose wife is very good-natured about…us.

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**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/183 "2005-02-19T06:50:24Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> **NoClueBoy** and **Aesiron** —I like their accents.

How did you figure out they had accents?

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/184 "2005-02-19T06:50:38Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Very dirty. And not something I’d rather get into on the boards!
> 
> But yes, I do have a thing for teachers.

Hmmmmm? I only meant explain to me how much of the material you’ve learned… I don’t know what you were thinking. ::: innocent, confused look :::  
Actually, as a teacher, it all reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

Young co-ed goes to see her teacher and tells him, “I really need to pass this class. I’d do _anything_ for an A.”  
Teacher, in curious tone: “Anything?”  
Co-ed, coyly: “Anything!”  
Teacher, voice softening: “Anything?”  
Co-ed, breathlessly: “Anything…!”  
Teacher: "Would you…

…  
…

…study?"

😃  
(I swear I’m going to use that someday if a student tries it on me… ;))

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/185 "2005-02-19T08:55:18Z")

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**Monstre** : That scene occurs almost word for word near the beginning of the movie _The **Life** of David Gale_

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/186 "2005-02-19T09:46:43Z")

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**[sup]_[/sup][sub]_[/sub]_Ta-DAa!!_[sup]_[/sup][sub]_[/sub]**

Hey, I may be late to the party, but at least I know how to make an entrance.

It just wouldn’t be a flirt thread if I didn’t give a shout out to my main Doper girl **Harimad-Sol**. Also, props to the cuties from the various pic threads floating around: **Jaade** , **raz** , **Amazon Floozy Goddess** , **taxi78cab** , **EmeraldGrue** , **aurelian** , I’m lookin’ at _you_. [sub]And about a dozen others whose names I’ve forgotten.[/sub]

So anyway, ladies, I’m not doing anything tomorrow night; my email and AIM handle are in my profile… 😃

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/187 "2005-02-19T10:20:36Z")

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_I’m worried-I thought Harimad-sol was male_

Now with all those teachers,I think it’s time to declare my delightful fetish for ladies in school uniform 😃

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Violaceous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Miss\_Violaceous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Violaceous)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/188 "2005-02-19T11:23:57Z")

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Thanks to **Laughing Lagomorph** ’s superior powers of observation and linking in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5858867&postcount=33), I now have my first SDMB crush.

**kimera** , you’re gorgeous! I can’t believe you were ever an ugly duckling! Your glasses are the icing on the cake, though. 😛

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/189 "2005-02-19T16:23:39Z")

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> [@Roland Orzabal](#):
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> **[sup]_[/sup][sub]_[/sub]_Ta-DAa!!_[sup]_[/sup][sub]_[/sub]**
> 
> Hey, I may be late to the party, but at least I know how to make an entrance.
> 
> It just wouldn’t be a flirt thread if I didn’t give a shout out to my main Doper girl **Harimad-Sol**. Also, props to the cuties from the various pic threads floating around: **Jaade** , **raz** , **Amazon Floozy Goddess** , **taxi78cab** , **EmeraldGrue** , **aurelian** , I’m lookin’ at _you_. [sub]And about a dozen others whose names I’ve forgotten.[/sub]
> 
> So anyway, ladies, I’m not doing anything tomorrow night; my email and AIM handle are in my profile… 😃

And what an entrance it was! 😉  
Speaking of cuties, what took you so long?? ~pouts~ I’m going to be out of town until LATE tomorrow night, so I’ll be missing out on the festivities until Monday, but save my spot, ok? ~grins~

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/190 "2005-02-19T16:48:07Z")

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You know, just based on what I’m seeing here, the next time someone starts a "Post your Favorite Dopers’ thread, I’m gonna have to go with Anaamika and Harimad-Sol, because of the way their minds work.

And of course, Kaitlyn. Wow. you definitely seem a lot more ‘rambunctious’ since your coming-out thread, I gotta say. Good on ya!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/191 "2005-02-19T16:51:59Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> You know, just based on what I’m seeing here, the next time someone starts a "Post your Favorite Dopers’ thread, I’m gonna have to go with Anaamika and Harimad-Sol, because of the way their minds work.
> 
> And of course, Kaitlyn. Wow. you definitely seem a lot more ‘rambunctious’ since your coming-out thread, I gotta say. Good on ya!

Well, you’re welcome to join in. :o

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/192 "2005-02-19T17:07:19Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Well, you’re welcome to join in. :o

Why, thank you. That’s very generous of you. So, what is it besides teachers that you like, hmm?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/193 "2005-02-19T17:16:03Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> Why, thank you. That’s very generous of you. So, what is it besides teachers that you like, hmm?

Hmm. Beating your post count would be nice, Mr. 3473. Almost…there…

If we’re talking about fantasy type things, other than pirates, elves, and teachers…

Knights. Knights are my # 1 adored fantasy. And dragons in human form, I suppose.

Somehow teachers don’t fit in this bunch.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/194 "2005-02-19T17:23:36Z")

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Always the way…

_sighs, goes and sits at bar, orders a stiff drink_

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/195 "2005-02-19T17:52:10Z")

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> [@kimera](#):
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> How did you figure out they had accents?

I heard **Aes’s** on a file he sent. **NCB** didn’t, but he is from Oklahoma, so I can just hear it in my mind.

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/196 "2005-02-19T18:03:46Z")

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Yeah, I’ll have a scotch.

::_sits in the corner and peoplewatches_::

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/197 "2005-02-19T18:15:59Z")

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_slides over to **Ace** ’s side, orders him a stiff drink_ 😉

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**Author:** ![Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji_Kitakyusho)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/198 "2005-02-19T18:31:18Z")

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Somebody’s going to have to tell me how this flirting thing works. After reading this…

> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Here are the rules:
> 
> No leering.  
> No creepiness.  
> No T&A comments.  
> No unwelcome come-ons.  
> No drooling.  
> No touching.  
> No stalking.  
> No heavy breathing.

…I got nothin’.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/199 "2005-02-19T18:34:16Z")

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> [@Kaitlyn](#):
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> **Monstre** : That scene occurs almost word for word near the beginning of the movie _The **Life** of David Gale_

Really? Never seen that one.  
I’ve just seen that joke floating around before, and it’s always been a favorite. 🙂

> [@](#):
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> from _Anaamika_  
> If we’re talking about fantasy type things, other than pirates, elves, and teachers…
> 
> Knights. Knights are my # 1 adored fantasy. And dragons in human form, I suppose.
> 
> Somehow teachers don’t fit in this bunch.

How about an elven pirate who wears plate armor, carries a lance, and teaches night classes on the side? 😉

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/200 "2005-02-19T19:27:58Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> How about an elven pirate who wears plate armor, carries a lance, and teaches night classes on the side? 😉

Um…well…I didn’t mean all at _once_!

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