# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/201 "2005-02-19T21:11:17Z")

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> [@Miss Violaceous](#):
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> **kimera** , you’re gorgeous! I can’t believe you were ever an ugly duckling!

Awwww, thanks! 😃

::brings **Miss Violaceous** over to join **Kythereia** and **Ace309** over in the corner::

Hey guys, want Blowjobs?

The drink, you perverts!

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/202 "2005-02-19T21:15:05Z")

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> [@Miss Violaceous](#):
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> **kimera** , you’re gorgeous! I can’t believe you were ever an ugly duckling!

Amen to that!

::: SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :::

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/203 "2005-02-19T21:17:44Z")

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> [@Priceguy](#):
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> _admires **LilCutie** with puppy dog eyes_
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> _tries to figure out how to get noticed by **NinjaChick** _

_accidentally trips as she’s passing by **PriceGuy** _

Oh, I’m so sorry!

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**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/204 "2005-02-19T21:20:21Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> Amen to that!
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> ::: SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :::

I’ll second (third? fourth?) that sentiment. **kimera** , if you’re ever in the Midwest give me a call!

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/205 "2005-02-19T21:36:57Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> You know, just based on what I’m seeing here, the next time someone starts a "Post your Favorite Dopers’ thread, I’m gonna have to go with Anaamika and Harimad-Sol, because of the way their minds work.
> 
> And of course, Kaitlyn. Wow. you definitely seem a lot more ‘rambunctious’ since your coming-out thread, I gotta say. Good on ya!

I prefer ‘exhuberant’.

It’s the hormones I tell ya. I’m still going through my female puberty, now in my third year, so I think my behavior matches my emotional age, say about 16, quite well.

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/206 "2005-02-19T21:42:06Z")

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**kimera** : Wow. You know, Mrs. Six and I wouldn’t mind having you over for drinks or . . . other activities [You’re 18, right?]. And we even offer . . . services to our guests. Check the photo thread for more details.

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/207 "2005-02-20T02:26:10Z")

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Not sure either one of you will read this, but here goes:

**iamthewalrus (:3=**, I just think you are really really cool. And smart, but not in a geeky way. Just a cool, smart person.

**Shayna** , Mr. Beckwall was so dazzled by you that he is thinking about taking up motorcycle riding. Hi Thomas! It’s OK, he is a mountain bike type of guy, so there’s really no threat.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/208 "2005-02-20T04:34:45Z")

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Nah, I’m a girl.

**Roland Orzabal** , nice to see you. Have a drink, sit down, come back here with me, whatever you want. 😉

I seem to have broken a lot of the rules already. What can I say? I’m just a rebel.

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**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/209 "2005-02-20T06:03:28Z")

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> [@Dignan](#):
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> I’ll second (third? fourth?) that sentiment. **kimera** , if you’re ever in the Midwest give me a call!

I go to Ohio at least once a year. 😃

**Kaitlyn** , I’d **love** too! Especially if you guys can tell me the best place to get kimchee.

Thanks **Monstre**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/210 "2005-02-20T06:14:55Z")

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> [@kimera](#):
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> **Kaitlyn** , I’d **love** too! Especially if you guys can tell me the best place to get kimchee.

No problem. My mother in law makes the best kimchee in the world. She’s been trying to teach me (I’m the domestic one), but I always screw it up.

Now, is this just for dinner or for . . . other activites. We offer orientation testing–performed by me and supervised by Mrs. Six–and lingerie pillow fights. We’re in the middle of finalizing our roster for the first match.

Dinner is fine, but the extracurricular activities are what really make the evening.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/211 "2005-02-20T06:22:28Z")

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> [@kimera](#):
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> I go to Ohio at least once a year. 😃 …
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> Thanks **Monstre**. 🙂

Yeah? Well, how often do you make it down here to Florida? 😃

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/212 "2005-02-20T06:57:48Z")

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> [@Kaitlyn](#):
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> No problem. My mother in law makes the best kimchee in the world. She’s been trying to teach me (I’m the domestic one), but I always screw it up.

Totally off topic, but could you possibly share the recipe? I freaking **love** kimchee!!!

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/213 "2005-02-20T08:19:30Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Totally off topic, but could you possibly share the recipe? I freaking **love** kimchee!!!

I’d be happy to, but there is a small problem. MIL doesn’t use a recipe, and doesn’t speak more than about 100 words of English, and I’ve been doing a terrible job when I try it myself. Perhaps I could get Mrs. Six to translate for us.

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**Author:** ![WCOT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e5b9ba/32.png) [@WCOT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WCOT)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/214 "2005-02-20T10:37:44Z")

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::walks in:: yep this is definately the wrong room ::walks out unnoticed::

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/215 "2005-02-20T16:16:08Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Hmm. Beating your post count would be nice, Mr. 3473. Almost…there…
> 
> If we’re talking about fantasy type things, other than pirates, elves, and teachers…
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> Knights. Knights are my # 1 adored fantasy. And dragons in human form, I suppose.
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> Somehow teachers don’t fit in this bunch.

_jots down the relevant notes for future use_ I see!

As for my post count … Hmmm. That might be difficult. But you’re certainly giving it a good effort. I have been slacking off lately, so there might be a chance…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/216 "2005-02-20T16:19:33Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> _jots down the relevant notes for future use_ I see!
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> As for my post count … Hmmm. That might be difficult. But you’re certainly giving it a good effort. I have been slacking off lately, so there might be a chance…

Well maybe if I can find out where you live I can pay one of these Doper ladies to…um…\*distract \* you, and sneak in a whole bunch of posts in the meantime.

I mean, I’d do it myself, (and it’s tempting) but then who would post for me?

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/217 "2005-02-20T16:20:23Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> I’ll have you know that one of Xander’s favorite games was ‘Shiver Me Timbers’.

[SteveDave]And I’ll have you know that Naked Robber was one of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry’s favorite party games[/SteveDave]  
Let’s see who gets _that_ reference. 😃

As for flirting with a doper, I think that **Alias** is looking mighty hot today. How you doin’? 😉

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/218 "2005-02-20T16:37:14Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> [SteveDave]And I’ll have you know that Naked Robber was one of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry’s favorite party games[/SteveDave]  
> Let’s see who gets _that_ reference. 😃

Clerks, the Animated Series.

Is that your best? Your best won’t do. 😉

> [@](#):
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> Well maybe if I can find out where you live I can pay one of these Doper ladies to…um…distract you, and sneak in a whole bunch of posts in the meantime.
> 
> I mean, I’d do it myself, (and it’s tempting) but then who would post for me?

Hah! It’s even harder than you think. No, not that - I mean the difficulty of the task you describe. I do 90% of my posting from work.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/219 "2005-02-20T16:37:54Z")

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> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> _accidentally trips as she’s passing by **PriceGuy** _
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> Oh, I’m so sorry!

Think nothing of it, I’m sure!

Soooo… come here often?

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/220 "2005-02-20T16:40:38Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> Clerks, the Animated Series.
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> Is that your best? Your best won’t do. 😉

I’m just happy that someone else has seen it. 😃

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