# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/221 "2005-02-20T16:42:32Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Hah! It’s even harder than you think. No, not that - I mean the difficulty of the task you describe. I do 90% of my posting from work. Well, so do I. Hmmm. An enforced vacation, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/222 "2005-02-20T16:43:15Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > I’m just happy that someone else has seen it. 😃 I own it. On VHS (though that copy got loaned and hasn’t been seen since…) and DVD. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/223 "2005-02-20T16:45:18Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Well, so do I. Hmmm. An enforced vacation, maybe? I don’t have any vacation time at the moment, sadly. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/224 "2005-02-20T16:48:26Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > I don’t have any vacation time at the moment, sadly. _sigh_ Man, you’re making this difficult. Medical leave, then. We’ll have to hire those goons to pretend to beat you up. Then we have to hire a doctor… never mind, this is getting too complicated. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/225 "2005-02-20T16:55:13Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Man, you’re making this difficult. Medical leave, then. We’ll have to hire those goons to pretend to beat you up. Then we have to hire a doctor… > > never mind, this is getting too complicated. May I humbly suggest bribery? I’ve been known to respond to such in the past. Doesn’t have to be cash… 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/226 "2005-02-20T17:49:42Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > May I humbly suggest bribery? I’ve been known to respond to such in the past. Doesn’t have to be cash… 😉 😃 Oh! Well that’s easy. I tend not to think of these things. What would you trade for not posting for, oh, the next week. I can beat you in a week. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/227 "2005-02-21T09:46:39Z")
> [@Kaitlyn](#): > > **kimera** : Wow. You know, Mrs. Six and I wouldn’t mind having you over for drinks or . . . other activities [You’re 18, right?]. And we even offer . . . services to our guests. Check the photo thread for more details. About these services.Are they available to all good-looking handsome men? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/228 "2005-02-21T10:51:18Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > About these services.Are they available to all good-looking handsome men? 😃 You know, being a man might get in the way- you might want to check out the photo thread to find out what these services entail… ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/229 "2005-02-21T11:16:46Z")
Actually, here at Two Hot Korean Chicks’ Orientation Testing and Pillow Fighting Academy, we offer orintation testing services to both sexes, though the pillow fighting is strictly for ladies in lingerie. **Iceland\_Blue** : Are you interested in signing up for our orientation testing services? Testing is conducted by a pair of attractive Korean lesbians. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/230 "2005-02-21T13:06:15Z")
> [@monica](#): > > You know, being a man might get in the way- you might want to check out the photo thread to find out what these services entail… I really should check these links before commenting on them 😃 Anyway sweet thing how YOU doin’? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/231 "2005-02-21T13:25:11Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > You know what, now that I think about it, I always wanted to flirt with **Ethilrist**. I love his posts, and think he’s hilarious. > > Except I only found out this week, in the photo thread I think, that “he” is a “she”! :eek: > But, if you can’t flirt with your own sex against your sexual orientation on the SDMB, where else can you do it, right? > > So, **Ethilrist** …how YOU doin’? 😃 :dubious: Last I checked, I was a [guy.](http://photos.yahoo.com/quietguy042) And I check pretty frequent. Note that this has also been confirmed by my horde of fans (well, two, but still–so long as you’ve got enough people to hold up each end of a big, long banner with your name on it, it’s a horde). However, I am honored to know that you would switch-hit, at least in a flirtatious manner, in a relatively anonymous online message board, with me. If I were female. Boy, I really suck at this flirting business. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/232 "2005-02-21T13:55:50Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > :dubious: > Last I checked, I was a [guy.](http://photos.yahoo.com/quietguy042) And I check pretty frequent. Note that this has also been confirmed by my horde of fans (well, two, but still–so long as you’ve got enough people to hold up each end of a big, long banner with your name on it, it’s a horde). > > However, I am honored to know that you would switch-hit, at least in a flirtatious manner, in a relatively anonymous online message board, with me. If I were female. > > Boy, I really suck at this flirting business. **Ethilrist** , Which one are you in the pics??? Can you link directly to one of them? Because looking at the very first one, what I seem to see is a girl. And that’s why I got confused, I’m sure. Also, I can’t find your posts in the other thread. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/233 "2005-02-21T13:57:51Z")
Ok, I found it. Under “MinnDopefest”, the first picture you see is[this](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/quietguy042/detail?.dir=468f&.dnm=b4ea.jpg&.src=ph) one. You have to look [. Or [[http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/quietguy042/detail?.dir=8616&.dnm=c6fd.jpg&.src=ph](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/quietguy042/detail?.dir=8616&.dnm=c6fd.jpg&.src=ph)]here]([http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/quietguy042/detail?.dir=8616&.dnm=7596.jpg&.src=phhere](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/quietguy042/detail?.dir=8616&.dnm=7596.jpg&.src=phhere)[/url). I love the second one. So regal. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/234 "2005-02-21T13:58:52Z")
Oh damn it all to hell. Go to his page, hit the second album, and it’s the first two pics. Grrrr stupid coding. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/235 "2005-02-21T17:24:52Z")
Quit it, you guys! My quiver’s running on empty! _runs off to find more arrows_ ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/236 "2005-02-21T17:29:45Z")
Someone call for arrows?Never fear,Cupid’s here 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/237 "2005-02-21T17:30:57Z")
_shoots him with an arrow_ Well, I’m Kythereia–as in, Aphrodite–and you’d better get your butt back to bed, mister! You’re grounded! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/238 "2005-02-21T17:34:46Z")
Certainly I take it you’ll be accompanying me up to bed 😃 And bring those arrows too 😉 And bring those things on front of your chest that look like targets 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/239 "2005-02-21T17:39:22Z")
Well… _considers, flirts outrageously_ 😉 (Side note: in classical Greek mythology, Cupid is Aphrodite’s son. Just so you were aware :D) ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/240 "2005-02-21T17:41:54Z")
Have you met my friend Oedipus yet? 😃 Now we’ll need some nectar and…is that a toga you’re wearing? Er…wrong civilization my dear!Whips it off her…I do hope you have something underneath [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=13)