# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 14

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/261 "2005-02-22T01:59:48Z")

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> [@\*\*Anaamika\*\*](#):
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> Please! Just grab & run!
> 
> (I’m too shy to do otherwise)

_grabs **Anaamika** and runs with her_

That’s the real reason I don’t wear heels. They impede my quick getaways.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/262 "2005-02-22T02:39:53Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> There’s a hose _bed_ ?? I think I know where to find a nozzle or two!

Indeed there is a hose bed…and it can be most accomodating for those in need of a quiet place to uh, talk.

You may know where to find _ **A** _ Nozzle, but the quest is for _ **THE** _ Nozzle…

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/263 "2005-02-22T02:49:40Z")

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> [@Iceland\_Blue](#):
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> Anyway sweet thing how YOU doin’? 🙂

Why don’t you come on over here and see for yourself?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/264 "2005-02-22T04:59:09Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> _grabs **Anaamika** and runs with her_
> 
> That’s the real reason I don’t wear heels. They impede my quick getaways.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/265 "2005-02-22T05:12:58Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I assume there are some people following us. It is supposed to be a group room I’m taking you to, right? I mean, if it’s not, that’s fine too. 😉

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/266 "2005-02-22T12:33:53Z")

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> [@monica](#):
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> Why don’t you come on over here and see for yourself?

OK but they’d better be worth seeing 😃

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/267 "2005-02-22T14:05:23Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Gonads and strife?

I’m too much of a smart ass. No one flirts with me- I have a tendency to be too literal.

Carry on!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/268 "2005-02-22T14:17:30Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> I assume there are some people following us. It is supposed to be a group room I’m taking you to, right? I mean, if it’s not, that’s fine too. 😉

**Kaitlyn** , \*\*Ethilrist \*\* (I hope), \*\*Kythereia \*\* (because she’s so much fun!), **Monstre** , **FinnAgain** , **CandidGamera** …ah hell.

Everybody! Come on in!

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/269 "2005-02-22T14:26:02Z")

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> [@buttonjockey308](#):
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> Indeed there is a hose bed…and it can be most accomodating for those in need of a quiet place to uh, talk.
> 
> You may know where to find _ **A** _ Nozzle, but the quest is for _ **THE** _ Nozzle…

What happened to less uh, talk…more action? ~grins~

~whispers~ Can you help me find _ **THE** _ Nozzle?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/270 "2005-02-22T16:01:40Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Click on the link.  
> Click on the first album.  
> See a woman, squint. Click on the picture.  
> Go “What the hell…”  
> Close the pic, think about it, come back and post.

Ah! I understand now. You thought I was **gazelle.** Interest in trying new things makes much sense now. She’s darn perky.

On to the hotel room… better be a big room…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/271 "2005-02-22T16:04:50Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Ah! I understand now. You thought I was **gazelle.** Interest in trying new things makes much sense now. She’s darn perky.

Apologies to **Gazelle** , but as far as females & trying news things goes, I think I’m pretty tied up with \*\*harmless \*\* & **Haramid-Sol**. However, if I may be allowed to say so, I still think you are damn fine.

> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> On to the hotel room… better be a big room…

I was thinking the hotel ballroom.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/272 "2005-02-22T16:07:01Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Apologies to **Gazelle** , but as far as females & trying news things goes, I think I’m pretty tied up with \*\*harmless \*\* & **Haramid-Sol**. However, if I may be allowed to say so, I still think you are damn fine.
> 
> I was thinking the hotel ballroom.

I love the way this girl thinks.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/273 "2005-02-22T16:07:44Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> … as far as females & trying news things goes, I think I’m pretty tied up with \*\*harmless \*\* & **Haramid-Sol**

Well, I think you’re pretty in any case, but if that’s how you want to experiment, I say, why not?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/274 "2005-02-22T16:12:41Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Well, I think you’re pretty in any case, but if that’s how you want to experiment, I say, why not?

Thank you. You’re welcome to watch, supervise, instruct. You are older than us, aren’t you? We may need a wiser hand.

**Harimad-sol** , I do not think I’ve spelled your name correctly once. But I figured you’d like my ideas and not care about my spelling.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/275 "2005-02-22T16:19:46Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Thank you. You’re welcome to watch, supervise, instruct. You are older than us, aren’t you? We may need a wiser hand.
> 
> **Harimad-sol** , I do not think I’ve spelled your name correctly once. But I figured you’d like my ideas and not care about my spelling.

That is true. At least I still know who you mean.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/276 "2005-02-22T16:35:22Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> What happened to less uh, talk…more action? ~grins~
> 
> ~whispers~ Can you help me find _ **THE** _ Nozzle?

Oh a feisty one…Action 'tis then…

~whispers back~ I can indeed, right this way…

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/277 "2005-02-22T16:36:23Z")

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> [@buttonjockey308](#):
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> …lets you and me get to know each other away from that little fella in the phone booth.

Who you callin’ “little”, hose-monkey?

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/278 "2005-02-22T16:41:17Z")

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> [@av8rmike](#):
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> Who you callin’ “little”, hose-monkey?

That would be YOU, flyboy. Now off with ya, me and the lady have some acquaintin’ to get done…

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/279 "2005-02-22T16:59:05Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Oh! Well that’s easy. I tend not to think of these things.
> 
> What would you trade for not posting for, oh, the next week. I can beat you in a week.

Hmm… I dunno, what’ve you got? 😉

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/280 "2005-02-22T17:07:08Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> **Kaitlyn** , \*\*Ethilrist \*\* (I hope), \*\*Kythereia \*\* (because she’s so much fun!), **Monstre** , **FinnAgain** , **CandidGamera** …ah hell.
> 
> Everybody! Come on in!

[Strolls in, pulls up a chair, and gets out her digital camera.

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