# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/321 "2005-02-23T01:23:00Z")

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> [@Iceland\_Blue](#):
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> Did I see a topless girl go past the end of this blanket?Looks like **Kaitlyn**  
> And would the man trying to climb into this blanket note it is OCCUPIED already.Beatcha to it matey hehehehe!  
> Now Jaade…I was just about to get started methinks 😃

Oh I DO love a challenge…  
~grabs **Iceland** by the stack-'n-swivel, and tosses 'im outta the La-Z-Boy~

“And stay out!”

Now, where was I?

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/322 "2005-02-23T01:24:04Z")

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> [@buttonjockey308](#):
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> ~Cues the Marvin Gaye and remotes the lights off~
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> So, about this “action” you were talkin about…  
> 😃

Enigma would be better. 😉 (seems like it is getting a bit crowded in here!)

Oh yes, the action…where were we?

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/323 "2005-02-23T01:28:14Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> Enigma would be better. 😉 (seems like it is getting a bit crowded in here!)
> 
> Oh yes, the action…where were we?

I KNEW I liked you 😉 …Enigma 'tis…

~cues up the iPod~

I think things were starting to heat up, luckily, you’ve got a fireman around to make sure they don’t burn out of control… :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/324 "2005-02-23T01:47:58Z")

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> [@buttonjockey308](#):
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> I KNEW I liked you 😉 …Enigma 'tis…
> 
> ~cues up the iPod~
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> I think things were starting to heat up, luckily, you’ve got a fireman around to make sure they don’t burn out of control… :eek:

I thought being out of control was the whole point of the thread? 😉

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/325 "2005-02-23T02:04:08Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> I thought being out of control was the whole point of the thread? 😉

So it would seem…  
~pulls blanket back over **Jaade** ~  
…ACTION!

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/326 "2005-02-23T02:10:45Z")

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**DMark** and **swampbear**! This is _definitely_ where I parked my car!

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/327 "2005-02-23T02:29:26Z")

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_Sits on a pile of pillows in the corner, waiting for **Iceland\_blue** to come curl up next to her._

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/328 "2005-02-23T02:32:37Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> And I’ve got to be amongst a very small handful of females that would put out for comic books.

I’m not a comic book collector…  
But, I do have almost all the episodes of MST3K archived. Any chance that happens to excite any ladies in here? Just wondering…

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/329 "2005-02-23T02:33:30Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> I’m not a comic book collector…  
> But, I do have almost all the episodes of MST3K archived. Any chance that happens to excite any ladies in here? Just wondering…

I’m not a girl but i’ll pretend to be one to watch MST3K.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/330 "2005-02-23T03:16:29Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> I’m not a comic book collector…  
> But, I do have almost all the episodes of MST3K archived. Any chance that happens to excite any ladies in here? Just wondering…

Hmm, **Monstre** is hot, and now he brings this up? Oh, dear, my resolve is weakening.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/331 "2005-02-23T04:36:48Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> I’m not a comic book collector…  
> But, I do have almost all the episodes of MST3K archived. Any chance that happens to excite any ladies in here? Just wondering…

Sorry, you’ve turned me right off. 😛

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/332 "2005-02-23T04:48:01Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Sorry, you’ve turned me right off. 😛

Well, it’s not like I had any delusions of stealing you away from comic book guy, anyways. It would take a serious trump card, from the sounds of it. 😉

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/333 "2005-02-23T08:26:51Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Huh.
> 
> _snatches the camera and starts taking candid shots of **Kaitlyn** _

Here. Let me pose with my fine Brave and the Bold #28.

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/334 "2005-02-23T09:43:17Z")

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> [@monica](#):
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> _Sits on a pile of pillows in the corner, waiting for **Iceland\_blue** to come curl up next to her._

Comes and snuggles up with her in the corner…

He’s a bad man…he hurt my stack’n’swivel…can you kiss it better for me?

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/335 "2005-02-23T10:34:52Z")

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> [@Iceland\_Blue](#):
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> Comes and snuggles up with her in the corner…
> 
> He’s a bad man…he hurt my stack’n’swivel…can you kiss it better for me?

Hmmmm…let me see, Darling. I’m sure I can make it all better…

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/336 "2005-02-23T12:34:23Z")

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I’m sure you can sweetheart.Let’s just get these horrible tight clothes off you 😃

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/337 "2005-02-23T13:28:17Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Restraint!? I didn’t realize you had it in you!

In rare moments, I can refrain from a tired joke. Especially if it’s expected.

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/338 "2005-02-23T14:22:58Z")

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> [@buttonjockey308](#):
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> So it would seem…  
> ~pulls blanket back over **Jaade** ~  
> …ACTION!

Oh my! Did you learn _that_ in firefighter school?

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/339 "2005-02-23T14:47:40Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> ~whispers when he turns around~ Whatever _did_ happen to my flyboy??

_:: wanders off in search of another female Doper ::_

One who doesn’t get all hot ‘n’ bothered simply by the sight of a fireman’s … um … “hose”, that is… Anybody else left in here?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/340 "2005-02-23T15:17:49Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> Well, it’s not like I had any delusions of stealing you away from comic book guy, anyways. It would take a serious trump card, from the sounds of it. 😉

Yes, \*\*13 \*\* years of X-Men. 😃

> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> In rare moments, I can refrain from a tired joke. Especially if it’s expected.

So? Any good ones today?

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