# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/341 "2005-02-23T15:37:18Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Yes, \*\*13 \*\* years of X-Men. 😃

I double-checked, and I indeed have 143 consecutive issues of Uncanny X-Men, and with one exception (a one-issue hole) 130 consecutive issues of X-Men . (My uninterrupted run of Uncanny predates the launch of the X-Men title.) I also have lengthy runs of X-Force, X-Factor, etc.

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> So? Any good ones today?

Not yet. One can’t just force these things.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/342 "2005-02-23T15:46:54Z")

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> [@Wesley Clark](#):
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> I’m not a girl but i’ll pretend to be one to watch MST3K.

**Wesley** , take that skirt off and give it back to **monica** before she notices it’s missing!

> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> Hmm, **Monstre** is hot, and now he brings this up? Oh, dear, my resolve is weakening.

[suave, debonair] Did I mention that includes 16 of the original KTMA episodes? [/s,d]

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/343 "2005-02-23T16:08:20Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> **Wesley** , take that skirt off and give it back to **monica** before she notices it’s missing!

Honey, honey, honey…you are actually helping the women get dressed? Don’t you have that backwards?

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/344 "2005-02-23T16:08:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Monstre]  
**Wesley** , take that skirt off and give it back to **monica** before she notices it’s missing!

No don’t bother.She’s much hotter without it on 😃

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/345 "2005-02-23T16:09:36Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> I double-checked, and I indeed have 143 consecutive issues of Uncanny X-Men, and with one exception (a one-issue hole) 130 consecutive issues of X-Men . (My uninterrupted run of Uncanny predates the launch of the X-Men title.) I also have lengthy runs of X-Force, X-Factor, etc.

Ok. Sorry, **Monstre**. I’m afraid Gamera wins by a long shot.

Seriously, it’s too bad you don’t live somewhere nearby. I’d love to borrow those and read them. I’d even touch them only with gloves if you wanted, a la Calvin & Hobbes.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/346 "2005-02-23T16:12:52Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Seriously, it’s too bad you don’t live somewhere nearby. I’d love to borrow those and read them. I’d even touch them only with gloves if you wanted, a la Calvin & Hobbes.

I’m not _that_ protective of them…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/347 "2005-02-23T16:17:02Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> I’m not _that_ protective of them…

You know, all this chatting back and forth is not helping me catch up to your post count! Not that I really care, I just want to be ahead of you.

As for the X-Men, perhaps one day I’ll get to read them if you ever move to a more civilzed place. 😉

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/348 "2005-02-23T16:25:01Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> Honey, honey, honey…you are actually helping the women get dressed? Don’t you have that backwards?

Well, no – I just didn’t want to see **Wesley** in it. But you have a point.

**Wesley** , take that skirt down the road to the dry cleaners. Don’t come back until it’s finished. 😃

**monica** , if you get cold without it, I’ll be glad to warm you up.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/349 "2005-02-23T16:35:20Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> You know, all this chatting back and forth is not helping me catch up to your post count! Not that I really care, I just want to be ahead of you.

So you’re saying you want to be on top? :dubious: 😃

> [@](#):
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> As for the X-Men, perhaps one day I’ll get to read them if you ever move to a more civilzed place. 😉

Perhaps indeed.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/350 "2005-02-23T16:52:01Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> So you’re saying you want to be on top? :dubious: 😃

I’m flexible. 😉

> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> Perhaps indeed.

D’oh! I spelled civilized wrong! :smack:

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/351 "2005-02-23T16:55:05Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> Well, no – I just didn’t want to see **Wesley** in it. But you have a point.
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> **Wesley** , take that skirt down the road to the dry cleaners. Don’t come back until it’s finished. 😃
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> **monica** , if you get cold without it, I’ll be glad to warm you up.

That’s more like it.

~Jaade, helping men improving their perv skills since 1993

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/352 "2005-02-23T17:00:48Z")

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_has refilled quiver, takes aim with golden arrows and fires at will_ 😉

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/353 "2005-02-23T17:02:42Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I’m flexible. 😉

We might need to test that theory.

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/354 "2005-02-23T17:08:02Z")

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OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!My buttocks!I’ve been spiked by an arrow 😃

Ponders just how old Jaaade is 😉 and if her signature bit should worry me 😃

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/355 "2005-02-23T17:11:07Z")

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It’s working already! _shakes hands with self, tests the tips of her arrows_ 😃

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/356 "2005-02-23T17:18:55Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> We might need to test that theory.

Hey I already said I was \*yours \* if you let me read your X-Men.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/357 "2005-02-23T17:25:08Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Hey I already said I was \*yours \* if you let me read your X-Men.

Ooh, my very own fully poseable Anaamika action figure. Clothes sold separately.

😃

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/358 "2005-02-23T17:29:31Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> Ooh, my very own fully poseable Anaamika action figure. Clothes sold separately.
> 
> 😃

I was going to say something about kung-fu grip or karate-chop action, but that would be so _silly_.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/359 "2005-02-23T17:45:52Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I was going to say something about kung-fu grip or karate-chop action, but that would be so _silly_.

But fun! Embrace the silliness.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/360 "2005-02-23T17:50:43Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> Oh my! Did you learn _that_ in firefighter school?

Why yes, in fact I did…Right after I learned how to use the nozzle…😃

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