# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/361 "2005-02-23T18:45:49Z")
_fills the tray of wine glasses_ _stumble_ _wine goes flying_ Oh, no! Clumsy Monstre! I’m so sorry, ladies, I got red wine all over your skirts and blouses! But don’t worry, I know just what to do. You’d all better take those off, and we’ll send them with **Wesley** to the cleaners, pronto – before the stains set. Allow me to make it up to you all with massages. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/362 "2005-02-23T18:51:04Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Why yes, in fact I did…Right after I learned how to use the nozzle…😃 They taught you well 😉 Can you show me how to use the nozzle? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/363 "2005-02-23T18:53:21Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Ponders just how old Jaaade is 😉 and if her signature bit should worry me 😃 29…and of course not…I’m as pure as the driven slush. ~applaudes **Monstre** ~ You, my pupil, are a fast learner! Gold star performance. fortunately, I was under this blanket which deflected the wine, and I can stay …er…clothed. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/364 "2005-02-23T18:53:46Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > But fun! Embrace the silliness. But I rather thought it would be painful, too. I mean, _kung-fu grip_. Ouch. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/365 "2005-02-23T18:54:24Z")
> [@Jaade](#): > > They taught you well 😉 Can you show me how to use the nozzle? 😃 Indeed I can, just hold it right…here… You’ll need both hands…and pull on this part, slowly…move it side to side, then up and down, just like that…now you’ve got it… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/366 "2005-02-23T18:57:27Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Indeed I can, just hold it right…here… You’ll need both hands…and pull on this part, slowly…move it side to side, then up and down, just like that…now you’ve got it… 😃 That seems really complicated! I hope I don’t break it! :eek: (Are they expensive to replace?) ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/367 "2005-02-23T19:00:06Z")
> [@Jaade](#): > > 29…and of course not…I’m as pure as the driven slush. > > ~applaudes **Monstre** ~ You, my pupil, are a fast learner! Gold star performance. fortunately, I was under this blanket which deflected the wine, and I can stay …er…clothed. Oh no you can’t 😃 ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/368 "2005-02-23T19:00:57Z")
> [@Jaade](#): > > That seems really complicated! I hope I don’t break it! :eek: (Are they expensive to replace?) It’s not that, um, hard, I’m SURE you can manage…and they’re VERY durable…it’s not likely you’ll break it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/369 "2005-02-23T19:09:50Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > It’s not that, um, hard, I’m SURE you can manage…and they’re VERY durable…it’s not likely you’ll break it. 🙂 Durable? Hmph, I’ve heard that before…I think we need to test that theory. **IB** (may I calll you IB?), why not? ~pouts~ ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/370 "2005-02-23T19:15:50Z")
> [@Jaade](#): > > ~Jaade, helping men improving their perv skills since 1993 > (and) > ~applaudes **Monstre** ~ You, my pupil, are a fast learner! Gold star performance. Pupil?? My skills extend back beyond 1993, young grasshopper… (The guy in the dress coming my way just threw me off balance for a sec!). > [@](#): > > fortunately, I was under this blanket which deflected the wine, and I can stay …er…clothed. You don’t want that full-body massage, then? ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/371 "2005-02-23T19:16:35Z")
[QUOTE=Jaade] Durable? Hmph, I’ve heard that before…I think we need to test that theory. This nozzle will operate regardless of the heat and mositure in the environment it’s put to work in, in fact, the hotter the better… and we will SO test that theory. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/372 "2005-02-23T19:18:24Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > But I rather thought it would be painful, too. I mean, _kung-fu grip_. Ouch. > > Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Kung Fu grip doesn’t indicate strong squeezing, just a particular hand-position that can hold a plastic rifle or deliver a karate chop. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/373 "2005-02-23T19:27:30Z")
> [@Jaade](#): > > **IB** (may I calll you IB?), why not? ~pouts~ Hmmm…only those who are madly in love with me and would do ANYTHING for me can call me IB.So if you are,you may.And why the pout?I thought you WANTED to get your clothes off 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/374 "2005-02-23T19:28:42Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Kung Fu grip doesn’t indicate strong squeezing, just a particular hand-position that can hold a plastic rifle or deliver a karate chop. Not to change the topic from this lovely conversation but I’m bored on a conference call, so I went to your webpage out of curiosity, and I see you stuck a miniature on there. No comment, just…cool. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/375 "2005-02-23T19:31:06Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > This nozzle will operate regardless of the heat and mositure in the environment it’s put to work in, in fact, the hotter the better… and we will SO test that theory. That makes a lot of sense. A fire nozzle should suited to withstand heat and moisture. It sounds like your nozzle is quite effective, indeed. Now, how do we go about testing? **Monstre** , I’ve seen your picture m’dear…how old could you possibly have been in 1993? 13, 14? > [@Monstre](#): > > You don’t want that full-body massage, then? Well then, let’s don’t be hasty! I’d be a fool to turn down that offer. Are you going to get naked and give me a full body massage? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/376 "2005-02-23T19:36:23Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Not to change the topic from this lovely conversation but I’m bored on a conference call, so I went to your webpage out of curiosity, and I see you stuck a miniature on there. > > No comment, just…cool. I put one up a long time ago - I thought I delinked it, when I decided I didn’t have time to follow through. But yeah, that’s one of the earliest efforts. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/377 "2005-02-23T19:38:03Z")
> [@Jaade](#): > > That makes a lot of sense. A fire nozzle should suited to withstand heat and moisture. It sounds like your nozzle is quite effective, indeed. Now, how do we go about testing? Testing is simple, you just grab on, get the engine running, and pull…oh, and HOLD ON! These things operate at a high pressure! Now, if it’s a massage you’re in for, I can handle that for you…large hands, y’know… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/378 "2005-02-23T19:39:24Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > I put one up a long time ago - I thought I delinked it, when I decided I didn’t have time to follow through. But yeah, that’s one of the earliest efforts. Waa. I’d rather be home painting. This call is awful. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/379 "2005-02-23T19:48:08Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Waa. > > I’d rather be home painting. > > This call is awful. Aww. Anything I can do to help? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/380 "2005-02-23T19:57:31Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Aww. Anything I can do to help? 😉 What are you offering? Although talking to you is certainly helpful. The call is run by someone who seems to be…slow. The people who keep asking questions seem to be slow. And I have mounds of work staring at me! :mad: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=20)