# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/21 "2005-02-17T17:18:27Z")

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> [@AndyPolley](#):
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> Um…Hi there **Anaamika** …ah…ever been to the Washington Tavern? I…um…saw someone there who I thought was you and…um…was it?
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> :looks down at floor:

Not in a long time, it’s a college bar and I don’t drink much.

So, no, it was probably my evil twin.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/22 "2005-02-17T17:31:32Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Come _on_. You’re a _pirate_. F\*\*\* this serenade shit, carry me back to your ship.

My thoughts _exactly_. Pirates don’t serenade–they_ravish_.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/23 "2005-02-17T17:36:28Z")

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Hey **QuickSilver**  
You have almost my exact tastes in women.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/24 "2005-02-17T17:37:48Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> My thoughts _exactly_. Pirates don’t serenade–they_ravish_.

And pirates are _hot_.

So long as they bathe occasionally.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/25 "2005-02-17T17:39:14Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> My thoughts _exactly_. Pirates don’t serenade–they_ravish_.

Yo ho ho!

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/26 "2005-02-17T17:43:40Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> Hey **QuickSilver**  
> You have almost my exact tastes in women.

Nothing left to do but step outside and settle this as men. :mad:

To the victor go the spoils! 😃

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/27 "2005-02-17T17:51:34Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> To the victor go the spoils! 😃

Who are you calling _spoiled_? That’s no way to get the ladies. 😉

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**Author:** ![AndyPolley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@AndyPolley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndyPolley)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/28 "2005-02-17T17:51:52Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> So, no, it was probably my evil twin.

Twin you say? hmmm…

How evil?

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/29 "2005-02-17T17:55:34Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> Who are you calling _spoiled_? That’s no way to get the ladies. 😉

Ssshh. While they’re both outside, I’m gonna lock the door.

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**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/30 "2005-02-17T18:05:46Z")

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While you two are outside fighting I think I’ll steal your women.

So sorry

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/31 "2005-02-17T18:08:02Z")

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_admires **LilCutie** with puppy dog eyes_

_tries to figure out how to get noticed by **NinjaChick** _

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/32 "2005-02-17T18:08:15Z")

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So… can I buy anyone a drink? 😉

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/33 "2005-02-17T18:17:56Z")

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I’m having a crazy day, I could definitely use a drink. 🙂 'Course, being female, I’m not hitting on you or anything … well … there have already been discussions as to my ambiguous sexuality when I’ve been drinking … but right now …

Oh hell, somebody just get me a beer, would you? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/34 "2005-02-17T18:20:41Z")

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\*stares at his right hand

You are a filthy whore.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/35 "2005-02-17T18:21:11Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> So… can I buy anyone a drink? 😉

Oh, I don’t care for wine or beer, so I’ll have…milk. 😃

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/36 "2005-02-17T18:24:55Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> \*stares at his right hand
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> You are a filthy whore.

Slight hijack: I don’t know if you saw this in the photo thread or not, but you look \*exactly \* how I’d pictured you - handsome and a little bit scary.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/37 "2005-02-17T18:25:51Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Nothing left to do but step outside and settle this as men. :mad:
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> To the victor go the spoils! 😃

Fine!  
Well, it is a bit cold outside right now. You don’t mean right now, do you? I’m wearing my dress shoes. How’s Saturday for you? Wait, I’ve got an appointment at the spa so Saturday’s bad for me. Ummm Sunday? Wait should we fight on the Lord’s day. I’m not really religious but if you are then that’s fine with me but on Sunday my Henchmen get paid double time and that can sure run up. Tell you what, I’ll have my people call your people and I’m sure we can work something out.

We are _using_ Henchmen. Right?

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/38 "2005-02-17T18:31:05Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> Oh, I don’t care for wine or beer, so I’ll have…milk. 😃

‘Course, darlin’! _snogs, passes the gorgeous Draelin a cold one_

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/39 "2005-02-17T18:32:31Z")

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Is that **Qadgop the Mercotan** I see over there?

Hi, **QtM** …\<looks down, while thinking–I _like_ the fit of his lab coat!\>–

I- I really like your stethoscope. Could I try it out? Really? gosh, that’s so nice of you!

😃

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/40 "2005-02-17T18:44:03Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> We are _using_ Henchmen. Right?

\<looks through yellow pages for Henchmen…\>  
Ummm… let’s just settle this over a pint. 🙂

Looks like first round’s on **Kythereia**.

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