# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/421 "2005-02-24T04:43:02Z")
> [@Jaade](#): > > I couldn’t even begin to imagine. If you could come up with a half decent line, I’d be much happier. ~grins~ Well, normally it ends with “…you sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight,” but I’d happily defer if you could come up with something more amusing 🙂 _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/422 "2005-02-24T04:44:39Z")
> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#): > > _bamf_ > Oh, so > _bamf_ > was that line about > _bamf_ > teleporting > _bamf_ > a euphemism > _bamf_ > for something? > _bamf_ > > Whew, that’s tiring. > _takes a seat on the couch between Anaamika and Jaade_ 😃 > _bamf_ No, I just wanted to see you in action first. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/423 "2005-02-24T04:45:01Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > My, it’s a bit warm in here. Hrm…perhaps you’re wearing too many layers? _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/424 "2005-02-24T04:47:44Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > No, I just wanted to see you in action first. 😉 Just for you 🙂 …well, and anyone else that was watching 😃 _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/425 "2005-02-24T04:48:37Z")
> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#): > > Just for you 🙂 > > …well, and anyone else that was watching 😃 > _bamf_ Care to paint your skin blue? ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/426 "2005-02-24T04:51:39Z")
> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#): > > Hrm…perhaps you’re wearing too many layers? > _bamf_ Perhaps. I need a refill. Where’s the cloak room? I need to hang up my jacket. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/427 "2005-02-24T04:53:21Z")
> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#): > > PS: who’s Tananda? > _bamf_ She’s a green-haired buxom babe who is a character in Robert Asprin’s _Myth_ series, and when she dimension hops in, she arrives with a _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/428 "2005-02-24T04:53:34Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Care to paint your skin blue? Is that a dare? > [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Perhaps. I need a refill. Where’s the cloak room? I need to hang up my jacket. Back and to the left, my good man. Right past the velvet-lined door near the entrance. _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/429 "2005-02-24T04:56:43Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Perhaps. I need a refill. Where’s the cloak room? I need to hang up my jacket. _pulls **Harimad-sol** into the cloak room_ Bwahaha! Now I’ve got you to myself. ---
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/430 "2005-02-24T05:00:45Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > She’s a green-haired buxom babe who is a character in Robert Asprin’s _Myth_ series, and when she dimension hops in, she arrives with a > _bamf_ ooooh. me like 🙂 _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/431 "2005-02-24T05:03:26Z")
> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#): > > ooooh. me like 🙂 > _bamf_ You’re a green-haired buxom babe, too? ---
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/432 "2005-02-24T05:08:47Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > You’re a green-haired buxom babe, too? While I imagine that’d make my life a bit more interesting, no. I’m a (currently) black-haired English teacher living abroad in China. What I meant was that she sounds purty. Mmm…teleporters… _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/433 "2005-02-24T05:11:57Z")
> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#): > > Is that a dare? > > Back and to the left, my good man. Right past the velvet-lined door near the entrance. > > _bamf_ Woman! I’m a woman! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/434 "2005-02-24T05:18:39Z")
> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#): > > While I imagine that’d make my life a bit more interesting, no. I’m a (currently) black-haired English teacher living abroad in China. What I meant was that she sounds purty. Mmm…teleporters… > > _bamf_ Drat, I just realized I read your post as “Mmmm… like me” (rather than what you said, “me like”). Must have had my eyes crossed. 😉 Well, there’s a [cover art picture](http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/044100931X/ref=sib_dp_pt/104-5462344-1863903#reader-link) of her here. Hey, where’d the girls go? _hears noises from the cloak room_ _sets up massage table and waits for takers_ ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/435 "2005-02-24T05:21:05Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > _pulls **Harimad-sol** into the cloak room_ > > Bwahaha! Now I’ve got you to myself. Oh, no! Whatever shall I do? Besides gloat. ---
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/436 "2005-02-24T08:16:30Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Woman! I’m a woman! oops. Faux pas. Shirt Ninja vanishes alone, 'twould seem \<:-) _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/437 "2005-02-24T08:22:53Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > Drat, I just realized I read your post as “Mmmm… like me” (rather than what you said, “me like”). Must have had my eyes crossed. 😉 > > Well, there’s a [cover art picture](http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/044100931X/ref=sib_dp_pt/104-5462344-1863903#reader-link) of her here. > Hey, where’d the girls go? > _hears noises from the cloak room_ > _sets up massage table and waits for takers_ You know, if i _were_ female, I certainly wouldn’t mind looking like her. …erm…I do hope I come across as male. I _am_ male, by the by. I keep forgetting that it’s occasionally a good thing to point stuff like this out, especially what with being an “honorary chick”, at least in Montana. _hears noises from the coat room_ Mental note: take next opportunity for coat-room shenanigans. 🙂 _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/438 "2005-02-24T09:16:39Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Woman! I’m a woman! Prove it… BTW I misread your other post as ‘Now I’ve got you all to myself.What can I do besides GOAT?’ and had an entirely different idea 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/439 "2005-02-24T13:43:28Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Perhaps a topic better discussed in private, and away from all the voyeurs on the SDMB. Very true! Wow, this thread moves fast… ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/440 "2005-02-24T13:55:02Z")
> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#): > > Well, normally it ends with “…you sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight,” but I’d happily defer if you could come up with something more amusing 🙂 > > _bamf_ I’ve heard the second part of that line. Where do you guys come up with these things? ~looks around, wondering if she’s misplaced her fireman~ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=23)