# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 23

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/441 "2005-02-24T13:59:14Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> Oh, no! Whatever shall I do? Besides gloat.

Tickling fest! Are you…ticklish?

> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#):
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> Is that a dare?

Well, I’d be glad to help you. We’ll skip all the tattoos, if you like.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/442 "2005-02-24T17:41:37Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> I’ve heard the second part of that line. Where do you guys come up with these things?  
> ~looks around, wondering if she’s misplaced her fireman~

Absolutely not…ran out of Stoli, just went to the likka sto…now that it’s morning, a massage and a mimosa?

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/443 "2005-02-24T18:03:14Z")

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> [@buttonjockey308](#):
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> Absolutely not…ran out of Stoli, just went to the likka sto…now that it’s morning, a massage and a mimosa?

It’s technically afternoon, but it’s never too late for a bit of champagne, and anytime is the right time for a massage. 😉

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/444 "2005-02-24T18:10:14Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> It’s technically afternoon, but it’s never too late for a bit of champagne, and anytime is the right time for a massage. 😉

The civilized day doesn’t really begin until after noon anyway.

~pours a nice flute of champagne, and warms some oil~

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/445 "2005-02-24T20:14:59Z")

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> [@buttonjockey308](#):
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> The civilized day doesn’t really begin until after noon anyway.
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> ~pours a nice flute of champagne, and warms some oil~

Amen to that! If the rest of the world would just move around to my schedule, I’d be so much happier when I got to work (at a decent hour for a change!)

~sips her champagne~ Is the oil warm yet?

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/446 "2005-02-24T22:00:24Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> Amen to that! If the rest of the world would just move around to my schedule, I’d be so much happier when I got to work (at a decent hour for a change!)
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> ~sips her champagne~ Is the oil warm yet?

Indeed it is, just lay right down here, and I’ll get to work…we’ll start with the feet.

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/447 "2005-02-25T01:19:52Z")

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> [@buttonjockey308](#):
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> Indeed it is, just lay right down here, and I’ll get to work…we’ll start with the feet.

~lays down and sighs happily~ I think I died and went to heaven.

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/448 "2005-02-25T01:28:20Z")

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Ooh!ooh!can we put you on the Death Pool thread? 😃

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/449 "2005-02-25T01:40:41Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> ~lays down and sighs happily~ I think I died and went to heaven.

Well, you’re not in heaven yet, but you will be when I get done with you… 😃

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/450 "2005-02-25T02:08:59Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Tickling fest! Are you…ticklish?

Very.

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**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/451 "2005-02-25T05:55:34Z")

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> [@Jaade](#):
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> I’ve heard the second part of that line. Where do you guys come up with these things?

Well, actually the credit to that one goes to a guy named Jagger from a radio show called “Lovephones” that I used to listen to. He was wittier than I.

> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Well, I’d be glad to help you. We’ll skip all the tattoos, if you like.

Hrm…I think I might like a few tattoos, actually. The angelic script for “crime of passion”, maybe.

Maybe not, tho’, considering the shenanigans people have gotten into with Chinese and Japanese tattoos…

> [@buttonjockey308](#):
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> Indeed it is, just lay right down here, and I’ll get to work…we’ll start with the feet.

Starting with the feet, eh? He must like you 🙂

Harimad-sol, you’re ticklish? Are you the kind of person who gets annoyed _when_ they’re tickled? (he said, preparing to pounce)

_bamf_

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/452 "2005-02-25T06:13:20Z")

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Eeeeeeek! No, tickling does not annoy me.

😃

Wasn’t **FinnAgain** here at one point, or am I remembering wrong?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/453 "2005-02-25T14:22:31Z")

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> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#):
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> Harimad-sol, you’re ticklish? Are you the kind of person who gets annoyed _when_ they’re tickled? (he said, preparing to pounce)
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> _bamf_

Hey! Get out of the coat room! This is me and **Haramid-sol**!

Well, Ok, then. Let’s get her!

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/454 "2005-02-25T14:36:09Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Hey! Get out of the coat room! This is me and **Haramid-sol**!
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> Well, Ok, then. Let’s get her!

Someone save me!

On second thought, I don’t need it.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/455 "2005-02-25T14:42:44Z")

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_whistles as he sets up an over-elaborate Mousetrap-style Rube Goldberg trap for Anaamika, baited with a stack of X-Men comics_

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/456 "2005-02-25T15:24:17Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> _whistles as he sets up an over-elaborate Mousetrap-style Rube Goldberg trap for Anaamika, baited with a stack of X-Men comics_

😕 **Gamera** , I’ve been known to trip over painted lines. Just say, “Ooo! Something shiny!”

_tickles **Harimad-sol** like crazy_

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**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/457 "2005-02-25T15:28:42Z")

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re: Harimad-sol in the coatroom.

Oops. Faux pas number 2. _bamfs out of coat-room in shame_

_eyes a stack of X-men comics in the middle of what looks like a bullseye_

Hey, it’s the saga of The Twelve! And that thing where Cyclops became Apocalypse, somehow. I never did see how that went…

_bamf_

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**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/458 "2005-02-25T15:30:23Z")

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whoa, wait. I think that was an invitation to tickle someone mercilessly. score!  
_bamfs back into coatroom and assists in the torture_

mwahaha!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/459 "2005-02-25T15:32:42Z")

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> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#):
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> whoa, wait. I think that was an invitation to tickle someone mercilessly. score!  
> _bamfs back into coatroom and assists in the torture_
> 
> mwahaha!

_glad no one knows she’s ticklish, too_

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/460 "2005-02-25T15:32:59Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> 😕 **Gamera** , I’ve been known to trip over painted lines. Just say, “Ooo! Something shiny!”

I like to go the extra mile. Still waiting for that massage discussion… 😉

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