# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/481 "2005-02-26T13:56:29Z")

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Me,flirt with anyone else?Nope,you are mine,all mine.Now lets snuggle under this blanket like two little animals hibernating for the winter…😃

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/482 "2005-02-26T14:37:25Z")

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_moves closer_

Ooooh, he’s nice and warm (I’m almost always _freezing_.)

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/483 "2005-02-26T23:13:52Z")

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Well,we’d better warm you up hadn’t we sweetheart?Cuddle up close next to me…Your lips are a bit cold.Do they need warming up too? 😃

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/484 "2005-02-27T00:40:12Z")

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Mmmm, I would certainly appreciate that, **Iceland**.

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/485 "2005-02-27T00:56:54Z")

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Come here then fluffet…softly,slowly,passionately kisses her on the lips.Oh wow…I feel electric jolts xx

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/486 "2005-02-27T01:37:56Z")

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Perhaps we should move this out of this thread before it progresses to a point the mods might get a little antsy about…

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/487 "2005-02-27T02:11:50Z")

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The mods…Pfftt.half of them are leering at the opposite sex,the other half are trying to get each other’s clothes off 😃

Now where were we…  
I think we need our own little thread sweetheart 🙂

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/488 "2005-02-27T02:20:18Z")

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Well, that doesn’t really seem fair to everyone else. A little exclusionary, now isn’t it? Plus, it would be a little too pleasing for those Board voyeurs we have out there…

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/489 "2005-02-27T02:23:32Z")

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We could always charge them 😃  
Ladies and gentlemen,telescopes are on the right 😉

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/490 "2005-02-27T02:25:15Z")

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\<Keanu\>…Whoaa…\</Keanu\>

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/491 "2005-02-27T02:30:24Z")

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Ah another beautiful young lady to snuggle up with 😃 Welcome Miss Floyd…

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/492 "2005-02-27T02:33:47Z")

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Ah, now I get to rest and watch the festivities.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/493 "2005-02-27T02:34:55Z")

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Who said anything about letting you rest? 😉

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/494 "2005-02-27T02:41:18Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Who said anything about letting you rest? 😉

I did.

Unless you think you have some better ideas?  
😉

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/495 "2005-02-27T02:49:27Z")

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Oh, I think I do.

[whisper] “So then you… and I… but not for a while… and then… your legs… so, you up for it?” [/whisper]

Oh, I’m sorry, did my lips brush against your ear? So sorry…

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**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/496 "2005-02-27T02:57:56Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> _glad no one knows she’s ticklish, too_

_suddenly knows you’re ticklish_

grar! _pounces upon you and ticklish you senseless_

bwahaha!  
_bamf_

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/497 "2005-02-27T02:59:34Z")

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Someone mentioned your legs Harimad…here they are.You left them at the door!

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/498 "2005-02-27T03:22:25Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Oh, I think I do.
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> [whisper] “So then you… and I… but not for a while… and then… your legs… so, you up for it?” [/whisper]
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> Oh, I’m sorry, did my lips brush against your ear? So sorry…

Yes.

I suggest, if you know what’s good for you, you do it again.

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/499 "2005-02-27T03:49:15Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> _glad no one knows she’s ticklish, too_

I’m not ticklish, either. Nope, not at all. Me? No way…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/500 "2005-02-27T04:19:27Z")

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> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#):
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> _suddenly knows you’re ticklish_
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> grar! _pounces upon you and ticklish you senseless_
> 
> bwahaha!  
> _bamf_

_screams! manages to wriggle loose, runs out the door of the coatroom_  
_sees a whole stack of X-Men comics in a funny-looking trap_

“Ooo! Are those X-Men comics? Can anyone have them?”

_runs over, grabs them all - as a cage rattles down around her_

“Wait a minute - what the hell?” _rattles cage_ “Oh well, guess I’ll just sit here and read these until \*someone \* comes along to let me out.”

_eyes ShirtNinja13 suspiciously through the bars of the cage._ :dubious:

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