# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/501 "2005-02-27T04:37:29Z")
:: Sneaks in :: :: looks around :: :: thinks of torching the place :: :: thinks better of it :: :: Buys a drink :: ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/502 "2005-02-27T04:38:56Z")
Uh, yeah, Axe, I’m in a _cage_. Duh. I can’t get out. _rattles the bars_ ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/503 "2005-02-27T04:41:11Z")
[An extremely tipppppsy celettstina staggers in] Hey ya’lll, I got some prety bad picukup lines. I canit’’’’’ rember wwwwwhat page theey was on whhen ya’ll wmentioned the. I guaaaarnadamteeya I have been the recipient of these. Lesssee. 1. Is that really your real hair? 2. If you don’ttt think your roommate will let me sleep with her tonight, what about you? 3. I;ve been drinkin’ sincce nooon today. Want a ride home? [by that time it was almost 2 a.m.] [celestaina staggers up to the bar to order another drink] ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/504 "2005-02-27T04:42:17Z")
Hey, **celestina** , grab me a drink, would you? I can’t get out! ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/505 "2005-02-27T04:42:51Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Uh, yeah, Axe, I’m in a _cage_. Duh. I can’t get out. > > _rattles the bars_ I have to get this lovely lady out of the cage. I may need some help. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/506 "2005-02-27T04:48:03Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > I have to get this lovely lady out of the cage. I may need some help. Join me! Or at least hold my hand through the cage bars. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/507 "2005-02-27T04:54:24Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Uh, yeah, Axe, I’m in a _cage_. Duh. I can’t get out. > > _rattles the bars_ Oh! That’s what that noise was! :: Pulls out axe, and procedes to hack the cage to pieces :: Ah, nothing like waton destruction to lighten up one’s day! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/508 "2005-02-27T04:56:30Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Oh! That’s what that noise was! > :: Pulls out axe, and procedes to hack the cage to pieces :: > Ah, nothing like waton destruction to lighten up one’s day! _screams, watching cage fall to pieces around her_ Oh. Ok! Haha, fooled you, Gamera! _looks around for her girl **Harimad-sol**._ ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/509 "2005-02-27T04:59:15Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > _screams, watching cage fall to pieces around her_ > > Oh. Ok! Haha, fooled you, Gamera! > > _looks around for her girl **Harimad-sol**._ You know, that fellow with the axe is pretty handy to have around. What say we go back into the cloak room? We have things to…discuss. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/510 "2005-02-27T05:01:45Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > You know, that fellow with the axe is pretty handy to have around. > > What say we go back into the cloak room? We have things to…discuss. He is useful. \*grabs **harimad** -\*_sol’s \*\* hand_ Let’s go! Lead the way, dear. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/511 "2005-02-27T05:02:34Z")
Hey, **Anaamila** , how 'bout a little _reward_, ifyaknowwhatimean…? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/512 "2005-02-27T05:03:47Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Hey, **Anaamila** , how 'bout a little _reward_, ifyaknowwhatimean…? Can I buy you a…drink? _wink wink_ ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/513 "2005-02-27T05:08:11Z")
Sounds fun… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/514 "2005-02-27T05:11:38Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Sounds fun… Well, if **harimad-sol** doesn’t mind, we could buy a few drinks and take them into the cloak room. We’re testing to see exactly where **Harimad-sol** is ticklish and where not. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/515 "2005-02-27T05:12:54Z")
OK. This time we’re locking the door, though. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/516 "2005-02-27T05:13:28Z")
:: crosses fingers :: ---
**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/517 "2005-02-27T05:22:34Z")
/me winks and raises a seductive eyebrow at his bad self so uhh, how about you and me getting together over a box of merlot? say, 10 o’clock at my place? _envisions hot soliloquy action_ ---
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/518 "2005-02-27T08:57:44Z")
> [@monica](#): > > I’m not ticklish, either. Nope, not at all. Me? No way… We’ll just see about that… _he said, preparing to pounce_ > [@Anaamika](#): > > “Wait a minute - what the hell?” _rattles cage_ “Oh well, guess I’ll just sit here and read these until someone comes along to let me out.” > > _eyes ShirtNinja13 suspiciously through the bars of the cage._ _bamfs into the cage-space_ Soooo…come here often? 😉 _realizes cage has been dismantled_ aww, man. Ah, well. This calls for a drink. _heads towards the bar with a comic under his arm_ > [@alterego](#): > > /me winks and raises a seductive eyebrow at his bad self > > so uhh, how about you and me getting together over a box of merlot? say, 10 o’clock at my place? > > _envisions hot soliloquy action_ _passes person talking to himself near the mirror_ _waves_ _orders another Minderaser_ _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/519 "2005-02-27T16:43:35Z")
> [@Shirt Ninja 13](#): > > _bamfs into the cage-space_ > Soooo…come here often? 😉 Ooo, I forgot you could do that. It might have been fun. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/520 "2005-02-27T17:59:17Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > _screams! manages to wriggle loose, runs out the door of the coatroom_ > _sees a whole stack of X-Men comics in a funny-looking trap_ > > “Ooo! Are those X-Men comics? Can anyone have them?” > > _runs over, grabs them all - as a cage rattles down around her_ > > “Wait a minute - what the hell?” _rattles cage_ “Oh well, guess I’ll just sit here and read these until \*someone \* comes along to let me out.” > > _eyes ShirtNinja13 suspiciously through the bars of the cage._ :dubious: This is what I get for not studiously monitoring the cage - she’s already managed to get free. Oh well, at least I got the genetic scans. Time to start a-clonin’! Anybody want an extra Anaamika? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=27)