# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/101 "2005-02-18T00:06:19Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > You get an, um… thumbs up, yeah, thumbs… > for multitasking. > > Luckily enough I learned a while ago how to undo a bra clasp with only one hand, leaves a hand free for… other things. > > Now, what’s with all this talking? Let’s resume the kissing and groping 😉 Yup. Keep your hands where I, um, can’t see them. ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/102 "2005-02-18T00:30:58Z")
Hey everybody! Let me give a little shout out to… **Polycarp**. You are AMAZING! Hey **Scumpup** , let’s do jello shots! ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/103 "2005-02-18T00:32:55Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Yup. Keep your hands where I, um, can’t see them. Mmmmm, I like them thar options 😉 However, I’m sure there are a few places I’d like to put my hands where you could see. Best to close your eyes, or use a blindfold. (And really, where there’s a blindfold, can handcuffs/scarves be that far behind?) I mean, um… So, would you like to go to church with me? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/104 "2005-02-18T00:37:40Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Mmmmm, I like them thar options 😉 > However, I’m sure there are a few places I’d like to put my hands where you could see. Best to close your eyes, or use a blindfold. (And really, where there’s a blindfold, can handcuffs/scarves be that far behind?) I sure hope not. I even have my own blindfold! > [@](#): > > I mean, um… > So, would you like to go to church with me? 😃 Now I’m confused. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/105 "2005-02-18T00:39:18Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > You know what, now that I think about it, I always wanted to flirt with **Ethilrist**. I love his posts, and think he’s hilarious. > > Except I only found out this week, in the photo thread I think, that “he” is a “she”! :eek: > But, if you can’t flirt with your own sex against your sexual orientation on the SDMB, where else can you do it, right? > > So, **Ethilrist** …how YOU doin’? 😃 Are you sure? Ummm… “she” and I have the same first name and often end up in the same threads talking about our name. It’s usually a guy’s name. I didn’t see the picture, but I thought I remembered a previous thread and seeing a guy. Of course, I could be wrong here. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/106 "2005-02-18T00:46:52Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > I’m distinctly Xander-like, and he once used a pirate costume on Buffy. Then later lost an eye for real. Close enough? 😉 Color me impressed - I thought I caught all the foreshadowing, whether intended by the writers or made up from my fevered little brain, and I missed that completely. I’m not worthy! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/107 "2005-02-18T00:48:01Z")
> [@interface2x](#): > > Are you sure? Ummm… “she” and I have the same first name and often end up in the same threads talking about our name. It’s usually a guy’s name. I didn’t see the picture, but I thought I remembered a previous thread and seeing a guy. Of course, I could be wrong here. Sigh…no, someone else already pointed out he was a he. So now I feel doubly embarrassed but he’s still attractive & got great posts. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/108 "2005-02-18T01:02:18Z")
> [@ArrMatey!](#): > > Done! > Arrrrr! Ooooooh! I’m excited! Now I just need to find one of those sexy lace-up corsets… > [@Madd Maxx](#): > > Well, I’m not a pirate, but Mel Gibson in leather pants ought to do the trick. Did I mention that I speak with a convincing Australian accent? :dubious: Accent? Accent? Mmmmm, I _love_ accents! ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/109 "2005-02-18T01:41:01Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > I sure hope not. I even have my own blindfold! Yum. Well, I for one certainly don’t have, and have never even seen, a pair of fur lined handcuffs. Nope, no sireeeeeeee. > [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Now I’m confused. A joke that fell flat, I’m afraid. It’s always been my standard alternative to ‘aww shucks’. Kinda used for effect, well, if the joke works. Like, contrast… “You’re gorgeous baby, I want to run my finger tips lightly over your… ahem, or we could always go pray together” (Besides, I’m a member of the Jew Tang Clan, haven’t set foot in a church in a long time) ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/110 "2005-02-18T01:58:02Z")
Hmm, chat up the Doper of my choice, eh? Well, I guess I’ll never get another chance. Now, where is that pesky initiation **goat**? \*\*Keapon \*\* catches the eye of the \*\*goat \*\* from across the room. He tentatively smiles at the goat. Goat appears to be smiling back. He makes his move! He approaches the goat and whispers something in its ear. The goat blushes. :o \*\*Keapon \*\* and \*\*goat \*\* make a hasty exit. “Come on, baby, I’ve got some leather in the car. We’ll dress you up, and pretend you’re a cow”. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/111 "2005-02-18T03:08:08Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Yum. Well, I for one certainly don’t have, and have never even seen, a pair of fur lined handcuffs. Nope, no sireeeeeeee. Now I know what I want for my next birthday. In the meantime, you could perhaps, er, find some. 😉 > [@](#): > > A joke that fell flat, I’m afraid. It’s always been my standard alternative to ‘aww shucks’. Kinda used for effect, well, if the joke works. Like, contrast… “You’re gorgeous baby, I want to run my finger tips lightly over your… ahem, or we could always go pray together” > (Besides, I’m a member of the Jew Tang Clan, haven’t set foot in a church in a long time) Ah. All right. It worked, really. I was amused. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/112 "2005-02-18T03:23:11Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Sigh…no, someone else already pointed out he was a he. So now I feel doubly embarrassed but he’s still attractive & got great posts. Even bigger sigh … So, **interface2x** …how’s your reading comprehension? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/113 "2005-02-18T04:08:54Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Now I know what I want for my next birthday. In the meantime, you could perhaps, er, find some. 😉 Certainly could. > [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Ah. All right. It worked, really. I was amused. \ Egggggsalad. \ (Ahhh, geek chic) In any case, amusement is good, 'n all… but… ~looks around~ ~makes off with **Harimad** for more kissing and groping~ ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/114 "2005-02-18T04:25:28Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > In any case, amusement is good, 'n all… but… > ~looks around~ > ~makes off with **Harimad** for more kissing and groping~ _clears off table, flings **FinnAgain** on top of it…_ ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/115 "2005-02-18T04:38:41Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > _clears off table, flings **FinnAgain** on top of it…_ Brings to mind a joke… “I fuck up all the time, 'specially when I’m on the bottom.” ~looks up from table and around at the thread, notices all the people~ Kinky. (Who has ever heard of bending someone over a _boat_ and fucking them until they were a quivering, moaning jangling buzzing collection of blissed out neurons? Eat your heart out pirates! Witness the power of tables, beds, couches!!! Do not force me to demonstrate the power of the counter top! 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/116 "2005-02-18T04:48:05Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Brings to mind a joke… > “I fuck up all the time, 'specially when I’m on the bottom.” > > ~looks up from table and around at the thread, notices all the people~ > Kinky. There’s a thick line between voyeur and exhibitionist. I like crossing it. Close your eyes and they won’t see you! 😃 > [@](#): > > (Who has ever heard of bending someone over a _boat_ and fucking them until they were a quivering, moaning jangling buzzing collection of blissed out neurons? Eat your heart out pirates! Witness the power of tables, beds, couches!!! Do not force me to demonstrate the power of the counter top! 😉 ) Wait till we’re done with the table. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/117 "2005-02-18T05:41:08Z")
I find **Flaming bananas** to be very apeeling. Apealing. Peel. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/118 "2005-02-18T06:40:55Z")
Alright, pirates… I’ll see your “arrrrrr” and raise you a throaty Monstre “Grrrowwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” ::: glances towards the ladies to see if it’s working… :::: ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/119 "2005-02-18T06:42:26Z")
:: Breaks down door, swings axe around, chugs down bottle of whisky, and flexes muscles :: Ladies. How y’all doin tonight? ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/120 "2005-02-18T07:06:01Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > :: Breaks down door, swings axe around, chugs down bottle of whisky, and flexes muscles :: > Ladies. How y’all doin tonight? Subtle. Nice. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=7)