# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/121 "2005-02-18T07:26:09Z")
I guess the cost of the door will be going on your tab. ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/122 "2005-02-18T07:49:20Z")
Past experiences in which I professed to like you were fraudulent. (Yeah, I’m living in reverse. Tell someone off, then have a conversation with them, then introduce yourself.) ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/123 "2005-02-18T10:27:41Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > Oh, I don’t care for wine or beer, so I’ll have…milk. 😃 Anyone else thinking ‘Bitty’ here? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/124 "2005-02-18T10:30:41Z")
> [@monica](#): > > Ooooooh! I’m excited! Now I just need to find one of those sexy lace-up corsets… > Accent? Accent? Mmmmm, I _love_ accents! Ahem…young lady…what do you think you’re doing…into the corner now please Oh and bring that strawberry ice cream 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/125 "2005-02-18T12:29:27Z")
slinks mopishly into the kitchen to see if there might be anything for him to drink ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/126 "2005-02-18T13:39:02Z")
Well, now that we’ve explored the pirate fetish of many of our lovely doperettes, are there any other idioms we should look into? Superheroes? Evil Geniuses? I’m especially good at that one. Cavemen? Astronauts? ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/127 "2005-02-18T13:47:24Z")
Well, I guess now that the ravishing is done, maybe we should chat. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/128 "2005-02-18T13:47:34Z")
**[Hijack]** I would like to state that **Anamika** comments about being carried away by a pirate… **F\*ck This Shit** would be a most excellent name for a yacht. That is all. Carry on to your adolescent hormonal behavioral cockteasearama. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/129 "2005-02-18T13:48:17Z")
Any teachers? :o ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/130 "2005-02-18T14:12:25Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Carry on to your adolescent hormonal behavioral cockteasearama. If I didn’t like **Shirley** so much, I might be vaguely insulted. 🙂 Of course, however … you’re not _wrong_. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/131 "2005-02-18T15:33:10Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Anyone else thinking ‘Bitty’ here? :eek: Forsooth, thou hast whoosh-ed me. Praytell me the meaning of it? ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/132 "2005-02-18T15:45:17Z")
_offers a rose to **Kythereia** _ ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Gutgore_Blooddrink)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/133 "2005-02-18T15:53:27Z")
Hey, **Lady Venom** , wanna get drunk and watch a horror flick? ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/134 "2005-02-18T16:02:57Z")
_:: looks around with disdain ::_ This is one interesting party you guys throw here. If I’d know it would be like this, I’d have brought some heavier weaponry. _:: spies **Jaade** from across the room ::_ So, how YOU doin’? Wanna get away from a guy called **Gutgore Blooddrink**? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/135 "2005-02-18T16:14:53Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > :: Breaks down door, swings axe around, chugs down bottle of whisky, and flexes muscles :: > Ladies. How y’all doin tonight? This Viking savage is beginning to grow on me. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/136 "2005-02-18T16:20:08Z")
> [@av8rmike](#): > > _:: looks around with disdain ::_ > > This is one interesting party you guys throw here. If I’d know it would be like this, I’d have brought some heavier weaponry. > > _:: spies **Jaade** from across the room ::_ > > So, how YOU doin’? Wanna get away from a guy called **Gutgore Blooddrink**? :eek: Oh my! I think you arrived just in time! (Fellas, we love the heroes that rescue the damsels in distress, y’know…) ---
**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/137 "2005-02-18T16:24:31Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > Forsooth, thou hast whoosh-ed me. Praytell me the meaning of it? Trust me - you really don’t want to know! ---
**Author:** ![LilCutie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@LilCutie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilCutie)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/138 "2005-02-18T17:25:43Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > _admires **LilCutie** with puppy dog eyes_ > > _tries to figure out how to get noticed by **NinjaChick** _ Aww. I’ve always had a soft spot for puppies! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/139 "2005-02-18T17:37:43Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > This Viking savage is beginning to grow on me. It grows on everyone. :: Pulls off helmet and leather armor :: BARKEEP! Another whisky, over here. Yeah, put it on my tab… yeah, with the door… Hey, I’m a mighty conqueror, alright? I’ll pay it off soon enough. (Or invade this nation, and burn this bar to ashes… ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/140 "2005-02-18T18:13:53Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Any teachers? ~raises hand~ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=8)