# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/141 "2005-02-18T18:27:04Z")
> [@Jaade](#): > > Oh my! I think you arrived just in time! (Fellas, we love the heroes that rescue the damsels in distress, y’know…) Well, **Jaade** looks like you’ve found your fool. Fireman here, quick wit, strong back, and great with an axe… ~sweeps **Jaade** over his shoulder, and makes for somewhere more, uh, quiet, where we can, uh, talk~ ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/142 "2005-02-18T18:50:48Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Any teachers? > > :o You rang? By the way, you are expected at 8:00 sharp for your test. ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/143 "2005-02-18T19:10:06Z")
> [@Kaitlyn](#): > > By the way, you are expected at 8:00 sharp for your test. I overslept, Miss Teach. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/144 "2005-02-18T19:15:06Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Well, **Jaade** looks like you’ve found your fool. Fireman here, quick wit, strong back, and great with an axe… > > ~sweeps **Jaade** over his shoulder, and makes for somewhere more, uh, quiet, where we can, uh, talk~ Excuse me, Mr. Caveman/Fireman, we were _talking_ here… Or at least, we could’ve been, had we not been so rudely interrupted. _:: slaps **buttonjockey** with white duelin’ glove::_ ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/145 "2005-02-18T19:15:50Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Well, **Jaade** looks like you’ve found your fool. Fireman here, quick wit, strong back, and great with an axe… > > ~sweeps **Jaade** over his shoulder, and makes for somewhere more, uh, quiet, where we can, uh, talk~ Brawny and foolish, that’s the way I like 'em. 😉 Talk’s cheap, fireman, what else ya got? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/146 "2005-02-18T19:20:49Z")
> [@av8rmike](#): > > Excuse me, Mr. Caveman/Fireman, we were _talking_ here… > > Or at least, we could’ve been, had we not been so rudely interrupted. > > _:: slaps **buttonjockey** with white duelin’ glove::_ Uh oh! Now boys, there’s **no** need to fight! I’m sure that the three of us cound have a _lovely_ conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/147 "2005-02-18T19:23:01Z")
> [@Jaade](#): > > Uh oh! Now boys, there’s **no** need to fight! I’m sure that the three of us cound have a _lovely_ conversation. Is _that_ what they’re calling it these days? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/148 "2005-02-18T19:24:44Z")
> [@Kaitlyn](#): > > You rang? > > By the way, you are expected at 8:00 sharp for your test. I’m sorry, but teachers have to be male. And older. And handsome. For me anyway! 😉 > [@FinnAgain](#): > > ~raises hand~ Hey, what’s the point if you’re going around raising your hand? But wait…you were flirting with **Harimad-sol**. This could work! ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/149 "2005-02-18T19:31:57Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Hey, what’s the point if you’re going around raising your hand? Figured it would be more polite than simply throwing you over my shoulder and escaping from the thread with you. Live and learn 😉 (Besides, being that I possess the Jedi art of undoing bra clasps with only one hand…) > [@Anaamika](#): > > But wait…you were flirting with **Harimad-sol**. This could work! I was, and plan on continuing! And I like how your mind works! And I have run out of exclamation points. But I’m certainly not averse to sharing; why don’t you come here and, um… talk with us. And don’t worry, if the table proves too small I’m sure the floor will work just fine. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/150 "2005-02-18T19:35:18Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Figured it would be more polite than simply throwing you over my shoulder and escaping from the thread with you. Live and learn 😉 > > (Besides, being that I possess the Jedi art of undoing bra clasps with only one hand…) Yes, but teachers aren’t supposed to raise hands or escape from threads. They’re supposed to give assignments, and make you do them over again if you don’t do it right. > [@FinnAgain](#): > > I was, and plan on continuing! And I like how your mind works! And I have run out of exclamation points. > > But I’m certainly not averse to sharing; why don’t you come here and, um… talk with us. And don’t worry, if the table proves too small I’m sure the floor will work just fine. But I’m afraid I’ll have to pass on this. There are \*way \* too many people in this thread, and I’m shy. At least let’s move behind the bar! ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/151 "2005-02-18T19:57:09Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Yes, but teachers aren’t supposed to raise hands or escape from threads. They’re supposed to give assignments, and make you do them over again if you don’t do it right. It gettin’ hot in here? I, for one, am sure that there’s enough teaching to go around. ~begins working on a plan of instruction~ You are not totally correct however. Even if you get an assignment perfectly right, it still has to be repeated to make sure it wasn’t a fluke, and for practice. Aint no getting out of the over-and-over-again clause I’m afraid. (Hope you don’t plan on having to walk anywhere immediately) > [@Anaamika](#): > > But I’m afraid I’ll have to pass on this. There are \*way \* too many people in this thread, and I’m shy. At least let’s move behind the bar! ~contemplates~ Space behind the bar is quite limited, but there’s most likely room for one person to be on their back with… Mmm, ok. 😃 (Actually, I have to run now and help a friend work up a curriculum and few syllabi for a grant he’s writing. Check back with you sexy smarties later) ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/152 "2005-02-18T20:12:54Z")
> [@Othersider](#): > > Is _that_ what they’re calling it these days? 😉 Hey, whatever works 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/153 "2005-02-18T20:14:28Z")
> [@Jaade](#): > > Hey, whatever works 😉 We should talk. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/154 "2005-02-18T20:16:47Z")
> [@monica](#): > > Ooooooh! I’m excited! Now I just need to find one of those sexy lace-up corsets… > Accent? Accent? Mmmmm, I _love_ accents! I’ll treat you to my accented tongue if ye show me yer corset, lass! ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/155 "2005-02-18T21:21:34Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > I, for one, am sure that there’s enough teaching to go around. > ~begins working on a plan of instruction~ Am I too late to join the class? Stupid working for a living. _grr_ ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/156 "2005-02-18T22:04:15Z")
> [@LilCutie](#): > > Aww. I’ve always had a soft spot for puppies! Get a load of [this one](http://www.claymore.nu/bilder/bobo/images/bobogrymtsoet.jpg). OK, so he’s not a puppy, but he’s still my baby. He’s not even mine if you want to be strict about it. But he’s my very best friend who is of another species, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/157 "2005-02-18T22:15:14Z")
> [@av8rmike](#): > > _:: slaps **buttonjockey** with white duelin’ glove::_ Alright, a fight! Now I’m ready to go! :: Brabishes axe :: Come on, anybody think they can take me down? Let’s go! (insert drunken fighting smiley here) ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/158 "2005-02-18T22:18:14Z")
**kimera** calls up her friends **Chimpy** and **Aesiron** to come on over. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/159 "2005-02-18T22:31:52Z")
Well, I think **UrbanChic** is kind, wonderful and a fabulous dresser. I’ve been having a crappy sort of time lately, and she went out of her way to be nice. I really appreciate it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/160 "2005-02-18T22:41:37Z")
Ok so pirates are in. How about spies? Confession time. I come from North Korea originally. What nobody knows until now is that I was planted in United States at the age of 2 as a sleeper agent. It would be such a shame if someone were to capture and interrogate me. It would be even more embarassing if my captor were to find the stash of interrogation equipment in my spare bedroom and use my own, custom-fitted, interrogation equipment to interrogate me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541.md?page=9)