# Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541 "2005-02-17T15:02:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/161 "2005-02-18T22:50:24Z")

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I don’t know most of the women’s personalities on this board but lavenderviolet is a good person. Aside from her though, who knows. I can’t really ‘be’ attracted to anyone in any real way unless I know them on a personal level somewhat.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/162 "2005-02-19T00:04:43Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Any teachers?
> 
> :o

You have a thing for teachers, then? (sayeth a teacher…)

Okay, why don’t you come to my office and convince me that you deserve an A…?

😉

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**Author:** ![FlippyFly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FlippyFly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlippyFly)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/163 "2005-02-19T00:07:42Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> You have a thing for teachers, then? (sayeth a teacher…)
> 
> Okay, why don’t you come to my office and convince me that you deserve an A…?
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> 😉

Dirty!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/164 "2005-02-19T00:23:15Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> You have a thing for teachers, then? (sayeth a teacher…)
> 
> Okay, why don’t you come to my office and convince me that you deserve an A…?
> 
> 😉

Very dirty. And not something I’d rather get into on the boards!

But yes, I do have a thing for teachers.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/165 "2005-02-19T01:03:21Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> Am I too late to join the class?

Education is, of course, an ongoing endevor.

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/166 "2005-02-19T01:47:22Z")

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> [@Iceland\_Blue](#):
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> Ahem…young lady…what do you think you’re doing…into the corner now please  
> Oh and bring that strawberry ice cream 😃

Well, strawberry ice cream itself isn’t on my favorites list. Although I’d be more than willing to bring along some real strawberries and whipped cream…

> [@ArrMatey!](#):
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> I’ll treat you to my accented tongue if ye show me yer corset, lass!

This is a trade-off I could certainly get used to.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/167 "2005-02-19T02:04:02Z")

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I’m back. Anyone miss me? I just had to get my dryad tunic back from the cleaners.

Teachers, you say? _looks back and forth between **FinnAgain** and **Kaitlyn** and the thoroughly fetching **Anaamika** (who isn’t a teacher but for her, I can make an exception_

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/168 "2005-02-19T02:08:37Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> I’m back. Anyone miss me? I just had to get my dryad tunic back from the cleaners.
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> Teachers, you say? _looks back and forth between **FinnAgain** and **Kaitlyn** and the thoroughly fetching **Anaamika** (who isn’t a teacher but for her, I can make an exception_

I missed you! I e-mailed you this afternoon, BTW.

And come on. We’re to go off to \*\*Kaitlyn’s \*\* place for some supervision, to determine…er…a few things.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/169 "2005-02-19T02:24:27Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I missed you! I e-mailed you this afternoon, BTW.
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> And come on. We’re to go off to \*\*Kaitlyn’s \*\* place for some supervision, to determine…er…a few things.

All right! I’m hope I’m dressed for it.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/170 "2005-02-19T02:31:06Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> All right! I’m hope I’m dressed for it.

Er…undressed would be fine.

Or you’re wearing the dryad tunic? That will be fine, too. And flowers in your hair!

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/171 "2005-02-19T02:32:44Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Er…undressed would be fine.
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> Or you’re wearing the dryad tunic? That will be fine, too. And flowers in your hair!

Naturally. I seem to have picked up a few leaves too. By the way, you look lovely this evening, my dear.  
🆒

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/172 "2005-02-19T03:41:00Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> All right! I’m hope I’m dressed for it.

We are a uniform school.

Mrs.\* Six will issue your uniform upon your arrival.

It will consist of the following:

Decorative black leather wrist and ankle accessories.

If you happen to have pleased Mrs. Six sufficiently last night for four hours, your accessories come fur lined.

\*We all know waht the abbreviation Mrs. actually stands for, right? Not Missus, that’s a shortened form.

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/173 "2005-02-19T03:44:37Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Er…undressed would be fine.
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> Or you’re wearing the dryad tunic? That will be fine, too. And flowers in your hair!

Keep in mind that there are separate dress codes for supervised testing and pillow fighting, the two activities that will be in progress. Wear the right uniform for the right activity. Mrs. Six will not be pleased if the supervised teting uniform is worn to the pillow fight. However, it would be permissable to wear the pillow fight uniform to supervised testing.

That is all.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/174 "2005-02-19T03:51:32Z")

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Somebody hold my tunic for me.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/175 "2005-02-19T04:31:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Past experiences in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

Best.pick.up.line.evar.

What? No gladiators?  
I’m _shocked_ in a Claude Rains kinda way.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/176 "2005-02-19T04:34:34Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> Somebody hold my tunic for me.

_takes the tunic_

I’ll hold it, dear.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/177 "2005-02-19T04:38:40Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> _takes the tunic_
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> I’ll hold it, dear.

Thanks, but I think you may be needed for other things!  
😃

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/178 "2005-02-19T04:41:28Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> Thanks, but I think you may be needed for other things!  
> 😃

You’re still up, eh? I just meant I wasn’t giving it back.

Oh my. Did I actually say that in this thread? Er…well, I’m still not giving it back.

Can I kiss you goodnight? Or are all these voyeurs (slaps a couple of them) going to be leering too much?

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/179 "2005-02-19T04:49:28Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> You’re still up, eh? I just meant I wasn’t giving it back.
> 
> Oh my. Did I actually say that in this thread? Er…well, I’m still not giving it back.
> 
> Can I kiss you goodnight? Or are all these voyeurs (slaps a couple of them) going to be leering too much?

Well, in that case, cool. As for being still up, night is my time. Days are what I go through to get to the nights.

You certainly can kiss me goodnight. If you mind the voyeurs, I suppose we could step outside.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliment-chat-up-flirt-with-your-doper-of-choice-here/290541/180 "2005-02-19T06:19:03Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> What? No gladiators?

I could do the gladiator thing.  
(double meaing _difinitely_ intended)

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