# Compulsive habits on the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 8, 1999, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compulsive-habits-on-the-sdmb/9009 "1999-10-08T15:45:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 1999, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compulsive-habits-on-the-sdmb/9009/1 "1999-10-08T15:45:00Z")
How many of you have the compulsive habit of clicking on links attached to messages here? I for one do. Are there any other compulsive habits that you guys have and would like to share? HUGS! SqrlCub * * * Move over Satan. 😉 Now there’s something meatier. [http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html](http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html) ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compulsive-habits-on-the-sdmb/9009/2 "1999-10-09T05:05:00Z")
I think it is wierd you are so obsessed with the small wonder stuff. 😉 I am a compulsive poster…in fact, this is **post #992!!!** What happens at 1000? Do I get a bonus round? \kellibelli\ ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compulsive-habits-on-the-sdmb/9009/3 "1999-10-09T05:09:00Z")
Thanks about the comment on my weirdness factor Kelli. Small Wonder is this weeks obsession. I hope to go to the doctor and get some Prozac ™. Wait a second. Doesn’t Prozac ™ turn you into a child-killing monster as was stated in the Guns Don’t Kill People thread in the Great Debates? I will leave it at that. I hope to be over the Small Wonder thing by Monday. HUGS! SqrlCub * * * Move over Satan. 😉 Now there’s something meatier. [http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html](http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compulsive-habits-on-the-sdmb/9009/4 "1999-10-09T05:22:00Z")
If you become a child killing monster, does that mean you won’t have access to the Small Wonder website anymore? More importantly, would that mean I could quit seeing that dang link, feel a perverse need to click on it, and then relive the pain and shambles that has become my life ever since I first visited that **insane waste of bandwidth!!!** Please SqrlCub, save me from myself. * * * You know when you’ve got it made? When you get your name in the crossword puzzles ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compulsive-habits-on-the-sdmb/9009/5 "1999-10-09T05:56:00Z")
If you **do** turn into a monster that kills small children, or reasonable facsimiles, we all know a web site that you should go visit first… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compulsive-habits-on-the-sdmb/9009/6 "1999-10-09T05:57:00Z")
Sqrlcub…besides having the neatest name…you are very funny. Post # **993!** ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 1999, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compulsive-habits-on-the-sdmb/9009/7 "1999-10-08T18:20:00Z")
WOOHOO! The most popular girl thinks I’m funny…looking. HEY! (Feigns indignation) 😉 I figured the Small Wonder thread would die fairly quickly. It is after all the epitome of all that was bad in the 80’s. 🙂 You can tell I have no life when I was actually able to quote from it. (The iron on patch thing) (Actually, I was in some form of a masochistic stupor. I was unable to back away from that site. It is like heroin.) YIKES! PAGING DOCTORJ, paging DoctorJ, therapy is now in session. Sorry about that diatribe. I’m better now. Really. I won’t mention that show again. I don’t even think about VICI. Uh oh. Back to therapy for me. BTW Kelli, When you get to the 1000 mark we will all give you a big hug. (_ **it may be on Tuesday for me** _) And thanks for liking my name. HUGS! SqrlCub * * * Move over Satan. 😉 Now there’s something meatier. [http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html](http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html) ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 1999, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compulsive-habits-on-the-sdmb/9009/8 "1999-10-08T19:36:00Z")
Damned pager!!! Always going off at the most inconvienient times! Aw, CRIPES, _who_ unlocked the squirrel cage? ::melodically:: C’mon SqrlCub, come with doctor! Time go go play with the pretty ink blots again! ::Hissing:: Nurse Kelli, I hope you have learned your lesson. Humoring the patients is a very dangerous game. Now go get the restraining straps and follow me. Oh, and grab a couple of straps for SqrlCub, too, will ya. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 1999, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compulsive-habits-on-the-sdmb/9009/9 "1999-10-08T20:05:00Z")
Doc, NOW you’ve done it…I’m picturing kellibelli dressed up like Lee Meredith as The Nurse in THE SUNSHINE BOYS. Now I’m stuck sitting behind my desk until the image fades. [kelli, you gonna use your 1,000th post to savage me for the above?] * * * Uke