# "Concerned Citizens of the United States" Looking Out for Our Interests!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 14, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679 "2010-07-14T17:34:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/101 "2010-07-16T19:30:57Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> It’s a congenital condition. I don’t like to discuss it.

That’s o.k.-nobody here really wants to hear about your congenitals.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/102 "2010-07-16T19:32:33Z")

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> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#):
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> This must be something to do with that sharia law I keep hearing about.

I think it’s in them Koran Bibles the Mexicans keep dropping all over people’s property as they traipse through.

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> That’s o.k.-nobody here really wants to hear about your congenitals.

That’s a lie, and you know it.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/103 "2010-07-16T19:36:57Z")

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> [@Skeleton10](#):
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> So tell me, who’s being deported these days…who’s naive :eek:

Over 350,000 illegal aliens were deported by an order of removal in 2008, almost double the number in 2001. Another 800,000 were deported by an offer of return to their home country. From [here](http://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/statistics/publications/enforcement_ar_08.pdf).

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/104 "2010-07-16T19:49:43Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> 1. Your question assumes a fact not in evidence: that the list was obtained illegally. How do you know this?

We know it now. In case you missed it, from the [AP](http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jqfjMEGvQIw-THl1W1KVwyfudpVgD9H0AO2G0):

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> Utah officials said Friday they have identified at least two state workers who apparently accessed confidential documents to create a list of 1,300 purported illegal immigrants that was mailed to law enforcement officials and the news media.
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> Intentionally releasing a private record in Utah is a misdemeanor punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine. If someone stole such a record, it could be prosecuted as a felony with a penalty punishable by up to five years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/105 "2010-07-16T19:52:40Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> I think it’s in them Koran Bibles the Mexicans keep dropping all over people’s property as they traipse through.

Have we considered getting them to step on a Korean? I understand that they won’t.

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**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/106 "2010-07-16T19:58:23Z")

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> [@Skeleton10](#):
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> \<snip\>, but the ones that are here taking our jobs Illegally need to be expelled, that goes for anyone here that shouldn’t be, ALL OF YOU!!!

What jobs are you talking about?

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**Author:** ![Skeleton10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Skeleton10](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeleton10)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/107 "2010-07-16T19:59:11Z")

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> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#):
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> These kids, and their damn drug slang and ghetto talk. This must be something to do with that sharia law I keep hearing about.

Actually that’s a quote from long before the bong, it pertains to inbreading, and I guess he does fit my assessment of him, he said yes 😃

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**Author:** ![Skeleton10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Skeleton10](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeleton10)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/108 "2010-07-16T20:00:45Z")

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> [@Onomatopoeia](#):
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> What jobs are you talking about?

Well I use to be a fruit picker…any other questions?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/109 "2010-07-16T20:02:03Z")

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> [@Skeleton10](#):
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> Well I use to be a fruit picker…any other questions?

Stealing an apple from the grocery store doesn’t really count as a job, y’know.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/110 "2010-07-16T20:03:51Z")

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> [@Skeleton10](#):
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> Actually that’s a quote from long before the bong, it pertains to inbreading, and I guess he does fit my assessment of him, he said yes 😃

Not a “he,” dickgarage.

Don’t you have an asshole to be rimming? Or are you typing one-handed while the other one spreads the cheeks?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/111 "2010-07-16T20:10:20Z")

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> [@Skeleton10](#):
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> Well I use to be a fruit picker…any other questions?

So, you’re saying that you can no longer find a job as a fruit picker?

The seasonal requirements for cheap agricultural labor in the U.S. have been partially met by (legal and illegal) Mexican labor since the late 1800s, and the Mexican component of that labor grew tremendously under the [Bracero Program](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bracero_Program).

I guess you’ve been out of work since at least 1942.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/112 "2010-07-16T20:39:28Z")

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> [@Skeleton10](#):
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> Actually that’s a quote from long before the bong, it pertains to inbreading, and I guess he does fit my assessment of him, he said yes 😃

Inbreading - is that like when you put stuffing inside the turkey?

> [@Frank](#):
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> I guess you’ve been out of work since at least 1942.

It’s Obama’s fault.

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**Author:** ![Skeleton10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Skeleton10](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeleton10)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/113 "2010-07-16T21:14:28Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> Not a “he,” dickgarage.
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> Don’t you have an asshole to be rimming? Or are you typing one-handed while the other one spreads the cheeks?

Then act like one! might be a stretch, speaking of…

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/114 "2010-07-16T21:26:18Z")

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> [@Skeleton10](#):
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> Then act like one! might be a stretch, speaking of…

Have I had an aneurysm or does this make no sense?

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/115 "2010-07-16T21:30:20Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Have I had an aneurysm or does this make no sense?

Kibbled Swarthmore. Dinosaur mosquito flan bring holm fistula elasmosaurus!

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/116 "2010-07-16T21:33:19Z")

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> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> Kibbled Swarthmore. Dinosaur mosquito flan bring holm fistula elasmosaurus!
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> :dubious:

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/117 "2010-07-16T21:33:30Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> That’s o.k.-nobody here really wants to hear about your congenitals.

I could stand to hear more.

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/118 "2010-07-16T21:40:59Z")

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> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> Kibbled Swarthmore. Dinosaur mosquito flan bring holm fistula elasmosaurus!
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> :dubious:

Purple monkey dishwasher. Shaka, when the walls fell.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/119 "2010-07-16T22:04:46Z")

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> [@Kolga](#):
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> Purple monkey dishwasher. Shaka, when the walls fell.

Whereupon it is disseminated that all quotients are fungible, it behooves the general population to gently stroke the overarching multitudes of battered fish.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/concerned-citizens-of-the-united-states-looking-out-for-our-interests/546679/120 "2010-07-16T22:26:19Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> We know it now. In case you missed it, from the [AP](http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jqfjMEGvQIw-THl1W1KVwyfudpVgD9H0AO2G0):

That’s good enough for me. Obviously the people supposedly involved deserve the presumption of innocence, blah blah blah, but that’s more than enough evidence to say the list was illegally obtained.

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